La.de.da wrote: » No a woman or a man would like my bedroom. Do you like stuff to colour coordinate?
gramar wrote: » I have enough. If you were an insurance salesperson what type would you sell?
Eamondomc wrote: » Motor insurance is the one most people have, but commercial and life are the most lucrative for brokers. Are you worth more dead than alive?
gramar wrote: » Dead, my harvested body parts would fetch a few bob. Did you buy the pink dildo after?
Deleted User wrote: » I doubt it as when I checked Dildo's r Us, the shipping times were far too long. When was the last time you posted something in the post office?
gramar wrote: » The 29th of December. If I got someone to post something for me does that count?
73Cat wrote: » Technically, no. What is behind you ?
gramar wrote: » Immediately, the back of my chair. When you rub your eyes do you see lave lamp type colours moving around?
Deleted User wrote: » No but I see lots of squiggly floaters. What was the reason that you last shed a tear?
gramar wrote: » October. Some very sad news. Would anyone be able to convince you to go bird watching?
wrmwit wrote: » Depends on who the bird was! When was the last time your were at the cinema?
gramar wrote: » It was Mamma Mia! (not my choice) so whenever that was. Do you think any of Gerry and the Pacemakers actually have pacemakers now?
[Deleted User] wrote: » They would be in the age category that utilises them now. How well can you read Irish?
Eamondomc wrote: » Very well. How well can you understand Irish?
[Deleted User] wrote: » Not at all How do you like your toast?
Colser wrote: » Almost cremated. Do you like a load of butter on your toast?
Eamondomc wrote: » I love it medium well done with loads of butter or/and strawberry jam. What's for dinner?
Glenster wrote: » Only winners eat! Are you a winner?
Eamondomc wrote: » I must be, I've found a fish pie in the oven left for me, I'm tucking in now. Going on Glens logic, should we judge winners by their waistline?
Deleted User wrote: » no, by their preference for ketchup Heinz or Chef?
gramar wrote: » Chef. When I was a kid I thought YR sauce was 'wire' sauce. Can you think of anything you misunderstood?
Eamondomc wrote: » My older brothers kept talking about French letters, I thought they were getting correspondence from France. Do you wear socks with your slippers?
gramar wrote: » I do. It's a fecker to get them on over the slippers though. Favourite pub game?
Eamondomc wrote: » I play cards usually, but I like a game of pool or darts too. Would you be in the pub often?
Deleted User wrote: » Slap the gobshíte. Have you ever played that one?
gramar wrote: » Not that often. Once a week maybe if that. No, I prefer not to inflict self harm. Do you have a key hidden outside of the house?
[Deleted User] wrote: » Is it because you'd be the one getting slapped? We used to but not anymore.
Hugo Stiglitz wrote: » Ever been burgled?