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Lads I might die in a storm in 8 hours, can you make up prayers to help me?

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,172 ✭✭✭FizzleSticks


    This post has been deleted.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,723 ✭✭✭MightyMandarin


    Dear Santy,

    I know it's january and all but this random person on the internet could possibly die in the future. Be sound and let him see the end of ghostbusters pls.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,681 ✭✭✭Fleawuss


    Your last 8 hours on earth and you rush to AH begging for prayers?










    Sad bastard


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,210 ✭✭✭pablo128


    Is it possible to sit at the rear of the plane? I've yet to hear of a plane reversing into a mountain.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,451 ✭✭✭mattser


    If you're flying to San Francisco,
    Be sure to wear some sturdy underwear...........................:o:o.gets coat.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,782 ✭✭✭✭RobertKK


    We all gotta die sometime...

    May the Lord have mercy on your soul.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81 ✭✭Its all alt right


    You might just get lucky OP.
    Looking at the live weather app at 8 hours from the first post it starts to die down a bit. Best of luck.
    https://www.windytv.com/?35.572,-117.125,7


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,706 ✭✭✭sadie06


    Dear Jesus,


    Let this not be my end, for it is far to early.
    Let the Gate that I see be Golden, not Pearly.

    Amen.

    Best of luck!:)


  • Posts: 26,219 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    The world is ending in SF at the moment....or it's actually no worse than one or two storms you'd experience in the British Isles (yeah, I said that) most winters. The big problem at the moment are roads flooding.

    Worst case scenario is a diversion to LA, but as the storm is starting to pass the OP is probably going to land without incident.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 882 ✭✭✭ygolometsipe


    If you get me out of this one, thanks in advance


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,801 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus




  • Posts: 9,106 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Nervous?

    First time?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,522 ✭✭✭trashcan


    I don't know if you're up there , but if you are, I could really do with your help right now.....

    Superman.


  • Posts: 9,106 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    faceman wrote: »
    Emergency exit seat, bit of steak for dinner and watching ghostbusters on the telly box (although sound is coming through only 1 headphone.) Theres even wifi.

    .

    You need to buy the ones they supply on the plane- most normal headsets aren't compatible with the input jack used in planes.


  • Posts: 9,106 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Looks like you picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue OP


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,439 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    Oh, kiss me and smile for me
    Tell me that you'll wait for me
    Hold me like you'll never let me go
    'Cause I'm leavin' on a jet plane
    Don't know when I'll be back again
    Oh babe, I hate to go

    But, I'm leavin' on a jet plane
    Don't know when I'll be back again
    Oh babe, I hate to go

    "He , jumped from 40000 feet without a parachute...... etc. "

    In reality most of us will never see or experience a plane crash .

    Except me , I survived.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,097 ✭✭✭stevek93


    Well your in a spot of bother. Careful now


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,236 ✭✭✭0lddog


    No worries, Joe Patroni is in the lefthand seat


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 112 ✭✭Recognition Scene


    I live in San Francisco... it's fine, just windy and rainy. Not particularly cold. Did a 10k in it this morning. Be grand.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,712 ✭✭✭Joeseph Balls


    somefeen wrote: »
    Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

    Ever been in a Turkish prison?


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  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 16,691 CMod ✭✭✭✭faceman


    Getting closer now and weather kicking in. Headwind of 174mph battering the plane near the Rockies. Oh me nerves.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,060 ✭✭✭✭biko




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,548 ✭✭✭BrokenArrows


    They've taken in the roads, hopefully they don't do the runway.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,639 ✭✭✭feargale


    Candie wrote: »
    The world is ending in SF at the moment....

    Ah no. Gerry can't live forever.
    faceman wrote: »
    (Fapping is out so don't even go there!

    Aren't you supposed to be concentrating on the next life?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,681 ✭✭✭exaisle


    Going to be an hour late arriving....hope they filled up in DUB....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,813 ✭✭✭clintondaly




  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 16,691 CMod ✭✭✭✭faceman




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 619 ✭✭✭Advbrd


    faceman wrote: »
    Yep.
    You're fcuked.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,520 ✭✭✭learn_more


    eeguy wrote: »
    You'll be grand. trust the pilot

    https://youtu.be/QkCQ_-Id8zI?t=3m24s

    I didn't know Colm Meany was in DH2


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,570 ✭✭✭Ulysses Gaze


    faceman wrote: »
    Yep.

    Since you are about to die, have you sussed out if any of the Air Hostesses are willing to join the Mile-High club with you?

    :D


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