Lads I might die in a storm in 8 hours, can you make up prayers to help me?

faceman · 08-01-2017 05:08PM #1

Howyiz. So I'm on a plane to San Francisco at the mo. It's rather lovely. Emergency exit seat, bit of steak for dinner and watching ghostbusters on the telly box (although sound is coming through only 1 headphone.) Theres even wifi.

But the end is nigh. San Francisco is being battered by a storm the severity of which has not been seen in 20 years. People have died already. (On a golf course apparently)

I hate flying so no doubt we are flying into a storm of doom and won't be able to land or will run out of fuel or something. Not due to land for 8 hours.

So there's feck all else for me to do on the plane bar watch movies and surf the web. (Fapping is out so don't even go there!)

So I'd like to the prayers of AH to get time through what could my last 8 hours on this planet.

Can you send me your love via a prayer in true AH style? Religious denomination or lack thereof doesn't matter.

Amen brothers and sisters.

https://www.flightradar24.com/EIN147/c1ca998

The Raptor · 08-01-2017 05:11PM

Trust your pilots, they won't land unless it's safe to do so.

Dr Crayfish · 08-01-2017 05:12PM

Just shut up and die

Barry Badrinath · 08-01-2017 05:13PM

Dear Jesus.

If the plane should go down dont thinketh negative of me for bashing tyne meat whilst in my seat.

If I am to go down, dont let me drown. Id rather an epic explosion over the ocean and spray my body bits all over a sunbathers t1ts.

Yay God

Amen.

ChikiChiki · 08-01-2017 05:14PM

Thinly veiled I'm going to San Fran thread.

You lucky git. Always wanted to go there. :-)

Arevaci · 08-01-2017 05:17PM

faceman wrote: »

San Francisco is being battered by a storm the severity of which has not been seen in 20 years. People have died already.
Amen brothers and sisters.

Surely you can't be serious?

john9876 · 08-01-2017 05:20PM

Allahu Akbar

maudgonner · 08-01-2017 05:20PM

No, no, no. It's Mr T who doesn't like flying! :mad:

Falthyron · 08-01-2017 05:21PM

Don't have the fish.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HA6KGogOrjM

Johnboner · 08-01-2017 05:22PM

1 like = 1 prayer

looksee · 08-01-2017 05:23PM

Yup, he is serious. There is a shocking storm going on over SF, flights delayed, trees down, desperate. I wouldn't go there if I were you. Make sure you have one of the two parachutes.

gifted · 08-01-2017 05:23PM

Any of ye remember that Mod called faceman???....a right nobber he was lol lol

frozenfrozen · 08-01-2017 05:24PM

put your head between your knees

and kiss your bum goodbye

eeguy · 08-01-2017 05:24PM

You'll be grand. trust the pilot

https://youtu.be/QkCQ_-Id8zI?t=3m24s

alchemist33 · 08-01-2017 05:25PM

Dear Lord, if I don't make it back please delete the browser history on my laptop.

130Kph · 08-01-2017 05:25PM

Are you on an A330?

Just curious.

MrPudding · 08-01-2017 05:26PM

Dear pilot, air traffic control and meteorologists, please do your jobs. Amen.

MrP

Blazer · 08-01-2017 05:27PM

faceman wrote: »

I hate flying so no doubt we are flying into a storm of doom and won't be able to land or will run out of fuel or something. Not due to land for 8 hours.
Amen brothers and sisters.

I thought it was BA who was the pussy when it came to planes..

IvyTheTerrible · 08-01-2017 05:27PM

Didn't you have a thread like this a few months ago?
I think you need to do something about your fear of flying!

Ferrari3600 · 08-01-2017 05:28PM

DON'T CALL ME SHIRLEY

Yourself isit · 08-01-2017 05:28PM

A big storm in San Francisco probably no bigger than named storms here.

OldMrBrennan83 · 08-01-2017 05:28PM

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lawred2 · 08-01-2017 05:29PM

50mph gusts

Ooooooooh

I think you'll be grand

faceman · 08-01-2017 05:32PM

130Kph wrote: »

Are you on an A330?

Just curious.

Yeah the least best plane to be on in turbulence.

08-01-2017 05:34PM

Father Dagon!

accept this sacrifice and bestow on us your favour!

Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn! Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah-nagl fhtagn

Barry Badrinath · 08-01-2017 05:35PM

faceman wrote: »

Yeah the least best plane to be on in turbulence.

Just think of the Earth as a big dartboard.

Aaand youre the dart.

Be grand OP, be grand. Also, can ive yer stuff?

somefeen · 08-01-2017 05:35PM

Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

ceadaoin. · 08-01-2017 05:36PM

I think you need some medication for flying. You're always making these threads! It might be a bit bumpy but I'm sure it will be fine

I'll be flying the same route later in a couple of weeks. Hope it's all calm by then, turbulence turns me into a shaking mess tbh

frozenfrozen · 08-01-2017 05:38PM

we will all die eventually.. unfortunately for you today's your day

faceman · 08-01-2017 05:44PM

ceadaoin. wrote: »

I think you need some medication for flying. You're always making these threads! It might be a bit bumpy but I'm sure it will be fine

I'll be flying the same route later in a couple of weeks. Hope it's all calm by then, turbulence turns me into a shaking mess tbh

Have you ever tried to open a parachute while on medication?

The_Valeyard · 08-01-2017 05:51PM

Oh, kiss me and smile for me
Tell me that you'll wait for me
Hold me like you'll never let me go
'Cause I'm leavin' on a jet plane
Don't know when I'll be back again
Oh babe, I hate to go

But, I'm leavin' on a jet plane
Don't know when I'll be back again
Oh babe, I hate to go

Lads I might die in a storm in 8 hours, can you make up prayers to help me?

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