The After Hours 2017 Placeholders Threads

faceman · 01-01-2017 07:06PM #1

Another new year, another new year of fresh posts on Boards. Or is it?

Each year a selection of threads show up in After Hours on the same topic from last year. So why not predict those threads and claim them as your own!

I bagsie:

"Catholic law and pubs closing Christmas Day"
"When is it ok to put up your Christmas decorations?"
"When is it ok to take down your Christmas decorations?"
"What are you doing for Paddy's Day?"

What threads will you bagsie?

Surreptitious · 01-01-2017 07:09PM

'Do you like being single/married?'
'What are you doing tonight?'
Random drunk thread at 4 am with gibberish replies.

Winterlong · 01-01-2017 07:10PM

'What happened to my thread?'
'Anyone recommend a good plumber in dublin 3?'

MEGA BRO WOLF 5000 · 01-01-2017 07:11PM

"blame Muslims thread"

"The knackers did it"

"Should dole money be cut"

buried · 01-01-2017 07:13PM

'What good is good friday when I can't give the vintner federation me money'
'Music in 2017 - Its soooo fecking bad like'

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1 · 01-01-2017 07:13PM

"It's the first day of Spring" When it never is.

"Are you alone for Valentine's Day?"

"Where to get a drink on Good Friday"

Various "Religion is the cause of all problems" threads.

"Who wants to have children"

RIP after RIP.

The Backwards Man · 01-01-2017 07:15PM

We haven't had a good culchie bashing thread in a while, must be due one

Surreptitious · 01-01-2017 07:16PM

'Why do short, bald men who are considered unattractive have no luck on Tinder?'
Someone blew up somewhere.
Random shooting in USA.
RIP celebrity.
Sad thread about someone's problems.
Thread about a spider, mouse, rat found in house.
Funny thread that gets all the thanks.

mzungu · 01-01-2017 07:18PM

Is Tinder a hookup app?
Are we in a computer simulation?

ToddyDoody · 01-01-2017 07:19PM

I'd love the next 'have go at people on the dole' thread. Did anything constructive, such a a useful insight here or something worth considering there ever emerge from any of them? They certainly didn't do anything to get people off the dole.... which is why I'd like the next one.

osarusan · 01-01-2017 07:20PM

Does your spouse find you attractive?

Do you find your spouse attractive?

steddyeddy · 01-01-2017 07:22PM

Rude children
Poor people deserve it
Dole people are scum
Musims are bad ect

Stigura · 01-01-2017 07:24PM

Any thread so polarised it soon becomes double figure pages full of the usual suspects slugging and sniping at eachother from their usual sides. Trench warfare 14 ~ 18 would have been proud of.

With, of course, the obligatory 'Mod's Note On Page One'.

There. I won this thread!

buried · 01-01-2017 07:25PM

Silly things some opinionated journalist has said whats vexed my fingertips

Surreptitious · 01-01-2017 07:30PM

Lousie O' Neill.
Cyclists.
Feminist Ramblings.
Multiquote yarns and people constantly quoting the original long post.
Why should I work x amount of hours while Jobseekers buy fags etc.
Horrific murder cases. (No speculation mod post)
Rereg threads which are offensive, angry and then deleted.
People starting threads then disappearing and everyone wonders what happened to them.

Sweetemotion · 01-01-2017 07:36PM

Are you going to wear a red poppy.

mzungu · 01-01-2017 07:37PM

Rugby.
Doping.

RayM · 01-01-2017 07:39PM

"Why are women bad?"

Dr Crayfish · 01-01-2017 07:42PM

Catalina Substantial Thinker wrote: »

"It's the first day of Spring" When it never is.
RIP after RIP.

Those weirdos who think Spring starts in Ireland in February. Usually the coldest or 2nd coldest month of the year! Honestly they're as bad as bloody flat earthers ffs.

Turtyturd · 01-01-2017 07:42PM

'Why are you in on Saturday night?' I'll take 50 of them so there's still some up for grabs.

'Do the clocks go back/forward tonight?'

'Cyclec*nts.'

'Is this the worst summer ever?'

'Connor McGregor the scumbag.'

Arghus · 01-01-2017 07:52PM

2017 is the year of celebrity deaths.

The_Valeyard · 01-01-2017 08:28PM

Arghus wrote: »

2017 is the year of celebrity deaths.

I'm really surprised no-one re-reg as username : 'Death2017'

The flying mouse · 01-01-2017 10:10PM

Should Gerry adams...

Collie D · 01-01-2017 10:27PM

A one-off special thread on why it's a disgrace that Ireland didn't get the Rugby World Cup.

Fleawuss · 01-01-2017 10:30PM

Thinly veiled Bring Back Jesus threads (puns are intentional Sisters)
Why has AH gone to shyte

The Princess Bride · 01-01-2017 10:30PM

"Trying to enjoy my soya decaff latte in Starbucks but a mother is distracting me by breastfeeding twins opposite me."

Discuss.:eek:

Or

"Trying to breastfeed Gobnait and Uachtair Reoite while enjoying an herbal tea in a café, but some weirdo keeps tutting at me."

aaronjumper · 01-01-2017 10:31PM

I'll take the threads about what threads there are.
I'll also take all the threads that talk about how ****e Boards is now and how it was way better before.

alchemist33 · 01-01-2017 10:35PM

Donald Trump gropes Theresa May
Donald Trump offends people
Donald Trump in twitter storm

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1 · 01-01-2017 10:43PM

Jeez!

Brexit, Brexit, Brexit and Brexit.

A stickie for sure.

petrolcan · 01-01-2017 11:46PM

Animal Cruelty outrage

01-01-2017 11:57PM

'I shower 5 times a day and anyone who doesn't is a dirty savage'

The After Hours 2017 Placeholders Threads

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