The After Hours 2017 Placeholders Threads

faceman

Another new year, another new year of fresh posts on Boards. Or is it?

Each year a selection of threads show up in After Hours on the same topic from last year. So why not predict those threads and claim them as your own!

I bagsie:

"Catholic law and pubs closing Christmas Day"
"When is it ok to put up your Christmas decorations?"
"When is it ok to take down your Christmas decorations?"
"What are you doing for Paddy's Day?"

What threads will you bagsie?

Surreptitious

'Do you like being single/married?'
'What are you doing tonight?'
Random drunk thread at 4 am with gibberish replies.

Winterlong

'What happened to my thread?'
'Anyone recommend a good plumber in dublin 3?'

MEGA BRO WOLF 5000

"blame Muslims thread"

"The knackers did it"

"Should dole money be cut"

Loveinapril

I want "Do you have any tattoo's" just so I can get rid of that feckin apostrophe!!

buried

'What good is good friday when I can't give the vintner federation me money'
'Music in 2017 - Its soooo fecking bad like'

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

"It's the first day of Spring" When it never is.

"Are you alone for Valentine's Day?"


"Where to get a drink on Good Friday"

Various "Religion is the cause of all problems" threads.

"Who wants to have children"

RIP after RIP.

The Backwards Man

We haven't had a good culchie bashing thread in a while, must be due one

Surreptitious

'Why do short, bald men who are considered unattractive have no luck on Tinder?'
Someone blew up somewhere.
Random shooting in USA.
RIP celebrity.
Sad thread about someone's problems.
Thread about a spider, mouse, rat found in house.
Funny thread that gets all the thanks.

mzungu

Is Tinder a hookup app?
Are we in a computer simulation?

ToddyDoody

I'd love the next 'have go at people on the dole' thread. Did anything constructive, such a a useful insight here or something worth considering there ever emerge from any of them? They certainly didn't do anything to get people off the dole.... which is why I'd like the next one.

osarusan

Does your spouse find you attractive?

Do you find your spouse attractive?

steddyeddy

Rude children
Poor people deserve it
Dole people are scum
Musims are bad ect

Stigura

Any thread so polarised it soon becomes double figure pages full of the usual suspects slugging and sniping at eachother from their usual sides. Trench warfare 14 ~ 18 would have been proud of.

With, of course, the obligatory 'Mod's Note On Page One'.


There. I won this thread!

buried

Silly things some opinionated journalist has said whats vexed my fingertips

Surreptitious

Lousie O' Neill.
Cyclists.
Feminist Ramblings.
Multiquote yarns and people constantly quoting the original long post.
Why should I work x amount of hours while Jobseekers buy fags etc.
Horrific murder cases. (No speculation mod post)
Rereg threads which are offensive, angry and then deleted.
People starting threads then disappearing and everyone wonders what happened to them.

Sweetemotion

Are you going to wear a red poppy.

mzungu

Rugby.
Doping.

RayM

"Why are women bad?"

Dr Crayfish

Catalina Substantial Thinker wrote: »

"It's the first day of Spring" When it never is.
RIP after RIP.

Those weirdos who think Spring starts in Ireland in February. Usually the coldest or 2nd coldest month of the year! Honestly they're as bad as bloody flat earthers ffs.

Turtyturd

'Why are you in on Saturday night?' I'll take 50 of them so there's still some up for grabs.

'Do the clocks go back/forward tonight?'

'Cyclec*nts.'

'Is this the worst summer ever?'

'Connor McGregor the scumbag.'

Arghus

2017 is the year of celebrity deaths.

The_Valeyard

Arghus wrote: »

2017 is the year of celebrity deaths.

I'm really surprised no-one re-reg as username : 'Death2017'

The flying mouse

Should Gerry adams...

Collie D

A one-off special thread on why it's a disgrace that Ireland didn't get the Rugby World Cup.

Fleawuss

Thinly veiled Bring Back Jesus threads (puns are intentional Sisters)
Why has AH gone to shyte

The Princess Bride

"Trying to enjoy my soya decaff latte in Starbucks but a mother is distracting me by breastfeeding twins opposite me."

Discuss.:eek:

Or

"Trying to breastfeed Gobnait and Uachtair Reoite while enjoying an herbal tea in a café, but some weirdo keeps tutting at me."

aaronjumper

I'll take the threads about what threads there are.
I'll also take all the threads that talk about how ****e Boards is now and how it was way better before.

alchemist33

Donald Trump gropes Theresa May
Donald Trump offends people
Donald Trump in twitter storm

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

Jeez!

Brexit, Brexit, Brexit and Brexit.

A stickie for sure.

petrolcan

Animal Cruelty outrage

riffmongous

'I shower 5 times a day and anyone who doesn't is a dirty savage'

mzungu

Does Boards have a left wing bias in moderation?
Does Boards have a right wing bias in moderation?

maudgonner

Do/should you tip?

Boggy Turf

"Dublin is a shíthole"

mansize

how often do u wash?

mansize

SF are great thread
FG are evil thread
Hard Left are amazing thread

jamesbere

Why are my feet so big

I wake up every morning thinking I'm a chicken

The duck next door is cheating on his wife

God ate my sandwiches

maudgonner

jamesbere wrote: »

The duck next door is cheating on his wife

I can predict what the first response on this thread will be

mansize

migrants are all lecherous evil rapists thread
Putin is awesome
Merkel is evil


(all then moved to the xenophobia mega thread)

Samsgirl

All children are assholes
Im never having children
I will park wherever I want

boobar

Is it too early to light a fire?

ChunkyLover54

"Is it about time we scrapped...the Angelus/the national anthem/the Seanad/job seekers allowance/ the criminal justice system??"

Omackeral

"Should we be allowed to buy alcohol on Good Friday?"

"Grand stretch in the evenings."

osarusan

Limerick FC Champions of Ireland thread.

wil

Didn't we have this thread last year?

That and "The whatever the current slightly more weathery weather is" weather thread for people who never saw rain/snow/wind/fierce hot sun or the weather forum.

Fierce mild.