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Buddy looking for a whore on Christmas Day!

  • 25-12-2016 12:51PM
    #1
    CINCLANTFLT
    Closed Accounts Posts: 781 ✭✭✭


    Enjoying my Christmas morning here with wife and kids... next thing I get a WhatsApp... a guy I kinda know from college who lives in Dublin, asking if I knew where he could "get a whore" today!!!

    I thought it was a bad joke, but after a bit of a back and forth, I confirmed it was him, he was looking for such a service and he assumed I knew where to find such a service as I've worked in banking (for the record I never used such a service or know how to find one)... on the last point, he actually rang me to say "yeah right sur' you lot are all at It..."

    He's single, in his forties and looking for something to do after Christmas lunch... I told him to go try Google!


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  • #2
    alchemist33
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,969 ✭✭✭✭alchemist33


    I know the banking sector f**ked us all, but...


  • #3
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 6,581 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    *End of thread*


  • #4
    gifted
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,227 ✭✭✭gifted


    I've a bird here that he can have...in a few hours I mean...already rolled and boned for him lol lol


  • #5
    Panthro
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,111 ✭✭✭✭Panthro


    gifted wrote: »
    I've a bird here that he can have...in a few hours I mean...already rolled and boned for him lol lol

    But not stuffed?
    For shame gifted, for shame!


  • #6
    The_Valeyard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    And what did your buddy get for Christmas??

    Chlamydia


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  • #7
    myshirt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,245 ✭✭✭myshirt


    Give the man in red a bell. Let's be fair about this, we all know the only reason Santa is so happy is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

    A three bird roast wouldn't be out of order op, all the rage now.


  • #8
    punisher5112
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,519 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    Bankers do it on your doorstep.......


  • #9
    Pkiernan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,236 ✭✭✭Pkiernan


    Ask him if he enjoys supporting rape and human trafficking, since that what he's doing.


  • #10
    punisher5112
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,519 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    Pkiernan wrote: »
    Ask him if he enjoys supporting rape and human trafficking, since that what he's doing.

    Next you will say its racist.

    Its not in all cases as some girls take it upon themselves and make a lot of money.

    There is a girl that has around 20 guys on the go got them to buy her latest iPhone then sold them all bought a house....
    I call that a cute whore


  • #11
    Kristopherus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,902 ✭✭✭✭Kristopherus


    Is he hard up????


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  • #12
    s15r330
    Closed Accounts Posts: 942 ✭✭✭s15r330


    I've an ex-gf's num here if he wants it, no charge I hear


  • #13
    Cartouche
    Closed Accounts Posts: 248 ✭✭Cartouche


    Whats the difference between a wife and a whore ultimately. You end up paying either way


  • #14
    Pinch Flat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,779 ✭✭✭Pinch Flat


    I'll give him a happy ending if he wants. It's €200 on Christmas Day though.


  • #15
    gifted
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,227 ✭✭✭gifted


    Panthro wrote: »
    But not stuffed?
    For shame gifted, for shame!

    Holds head in shame and sleeks away.....lol lol


  • #16
    ASoberThought
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 113 ✭✭ASoberThought


    He will find a cheap reach around opposite the Confession Box off Talbot street.


  • #17
    Avatar MIA
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,748 ✭✭✭Avatar MIA


    Could you just not tell him to wait until Coppers is open tomorrow night.


  • #18
    05eaftqbrs9jlh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,104 ✭✭✭05eaftqbrs9jlh


    Cartouche wrote:
    Whats the difference between a wife and a whore ultimately. You end up paying either way
    Unless you're with a woman who earns as much money as you, whom you consider your equal. But that requires you to be willing to ignore your obvious insecurity brought about by your misogyny. There's something f*cking very wrong with you if you actually think that.


  • #19
    Aint Eazy Being Cheezy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,634 ✭✭✭Aint Eazy Being Cheezy


    punisher5112 wrote: »
    Next you will say its racist.

    Its not in all cases as some girls take it upon themselves and make a lot of money.

    There is a girl that has around 20 guys on the go got them to buy her latest iPhone then sold them all bought a house....
    I call that a cute whore

    She's also the saleswoman of the year if she sold 20 iphones for the price of a gaff. She'll go far.

    /whistles admirably


  • #20
    Avatar MIA
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,748 ✭✭✭Avatar MIA


    Aint Eazy Being Cheezy wrote: »
    She's also the saleswoman of the year if she sold 20 iphones for the price of a gaff. She'll go far.

    /whistles admirably

    True, although didn't some bloke do it by starting off with a paperclip a few years back :pac:


  • #21
    Donal55
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,021 ✭✭✭Donal55


    Typical thread on the After wHores forum


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  • #22
    myshirt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,245 ✭✭✭myshirt


    Ford Teeny Lamb wrote: »
    Unless you're with a woman who earns as much money as you, whom you consider your equal. But that requires you to be willing to ignore your obvious insecurity brought about by your misogyny. There's something f*cking very wrong with you if you actually think that.

    Well, is free sex ultimately more or less expensive than paid for sex?

    While what he said is a bit crass, let's call a spade a spade here, lots of good men getting chopped down and taken for all their worth. And lots of good hard working men getting it in the neck with social stigma for their success, footed on a made up gender pay gap that any competent economist worth their salt would tell you is absolute bullsh't.


  • #23
    punisher5112
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,519 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    Aint Eazy Being Cheezy wrote: »
    She's also the saleswoman of the year if she sold 20 iphones for the price of a gaff. She'll go far.

    /whistles admirably

    Sorry deposit to buy...
    But end result bought a house.
    Now how's that


  • #24
    JeffKenna
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,833 ✭✭✭JeffKenna


    My kind of guy.

    Jez though, won't he be a bit full after dinner for it??


  • #25
    5rtytry56
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,828 ✭✭✭5rtytry56


    OP might have better luck canvassing for buddy on Adverts.ie


    ;D


  • #26
    Appeman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3 ✭Appeman


    Not one post telling the op to send his ma around to your man's house.

    For shame.


  • #27
    Armchair Andy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,846 ✭✭✭Armchair Andy


    Appeman wrote:
    Not one post telling the op to send his ma around to your man's house.

    Appeman wrote:
    Not one post telling the op to send his ma around to your man's house.

    Appeman wrote:
    Not one post telling the op to send his ma around to your man's house.


    3 should suffice!


  • #28
    punisher5112
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,519 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    Buddy the elf


  • #29
    PucaMama
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,129 ✭✭✭PucaMama


    Ford Teeny Lamb wrote: »
    Unless you're with a woman who earns as much money as you, whom you consider your equal. But that requires you to be willing to ignore your obvious insecurity brought about by your misogyny. There's something f*cking very wrong with you if you actually think that.

    Serious insecurity going on in that post. Disgusting to compare a wife to a whore. Just sour they dont have a wife/girlfriend


  • #30
    Goya
    Closed Accounts Posts: 464 ✭✭Goya


    myshirt wrote: »
    Well, is free sex ultimately more or less expensive than paid for sex?

    While what he said is a bit crass, let's call a spade a spade here, lots of good men getting chopped down and taken for all their worth. And lots of good hard working men getting it in the neck with social stigma for their success, footed on a made up gender pay gap that any competent economist worth their salt would tell you is absolute bullsh't.
    But he said what's the difference (think he meant similarity) between a wife and a "whore" implying all men end up paying for sex rather than, as you say, "lots of" men, and he never said anything about the gender pay gap (which I agree is bullsh*t).

    Meanwhile lots of couples are getting on great and lots of women aren't complete arseholes, but that's of no interest to some! :)

    (Just like the vast majority of men being decent people is of no interest to hardline feminists).


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  • #31
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 11,195 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    PucaMama wrote: »
    Serious insecurity going on in that post. Disgusting to compare a wife to a whore. Just sour they dont have a wife/girlfriend

    getting judgemental about how a person decides to earn their way in this world aint a good look imo


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