Buddy looking for a whore on Christmas Day!

CINCLANTFLT

Enjoying my Christmas morning here with wife and kids... next thing I get a WhatsApp... a guy I kinda know from college who lives in Dublin, asking if I knew where he could "get a whore" today!!!

I thought it was a bad joke, but after a bit of a back and forth, I confirmed it was him, he was looking for such a service and he assumed I knew where to find such a service as I've worked in banking (for the record I never used such a service or know how to find one)... on the last point, he actually rang me to say "yeah right sur' you lot are all at It..."

He's single, in his forties and looking for something to do after Christmas lunch... I told him to go try Google!

alchemist33

I know the banking sector f**ked us all, but...

*End of thread*

gifted

I've a bird here that he can have...in a few hours I mean...already rolled and boned for him lol lol

Panthro

gifted wrote: »

I've a bird here that he can have...in a few hours I mean...already rolled and boned for him lol lol

But not stuffed?
For shame gifted, for shame!

The_Valeyard

And what did your buddy get for Christmas??

Chlamydia

myshirt

Give the man in red a bell. Let's be fair about this, we all know the only reason Santa is so happy is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

A three bird roast wouldn't be out of order op, all the rage now.

punisher5112

Bankers do it on your doorstep.......

Pkiernan

Ask him if he enjoys supporting rape and human trafficking, since that what he's doing.

punisher5112

Pkiernan wrote: »

Ask him if he enjoys supporting rape and human trafficking, since that what he's doing.

Next you will say its racist.

Its not in all cases as some girls take it upon themselves and make a lot of money.

There is a girl that has around 20 guys on the go got them to buy her latest iPhone then sold them all bought a house....
I call that a cute whore

Kristopherus

Is he hard up????

s15r330

I've an ex-gf's num here if he wants it, no charge I hear

Cartouche

Whats the difference between a wife and a whore ultimately. You end up paying either way

Pinch Flat

I'll give him a happy ending if he wants. It's €200 on Christmas Day though.

gifted

Panthro wrote: »

But not stuffed?
For shame gifted, for shame!

Holds head in shame and sleeks away.....lol lol

ASoberThought

He will find a cheap reach around opposite the Confession Box off Talbot street.

Avatar MIA

Could you just not tell him to wait until Coppers is open tomorrow night.

05eaftqbrs9jlh

Cartouche wrote:

Whats the difference between a wife and a whore ultimately. You end up paying either way

Unless you're with a woman who earns as much money as you, whom you consider your equal. But that requires you to be willing to ignore your obvious insecurity brought about by your misogyny. There's something f*cking very wrong with you if you actually think that.

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy

punisher5112 wrote: »

Next you will say its racist.

Its not in all cases as some girls take it upon themselves and make a lot of money.

There is a girl that has around 20 guys on the go got them to buy her latest iPhone then sold them all bought a house....
I call that a cute whore

She's also the saleswoman of the year if she sold 20 iphones for the price of a gaff. She'll go far.

/whistles admirably

Avatar MIA

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy wrote: »

She's also the saleswoman of the year if she sold 20 iphones for the price of a gaff. She'll go far.

/whistles admirably

True, although didn't some bloke do it by starting off with a paperclip a few years back :pac:

Donal55

Typical thread on the After wHores forum

myshirt

Ford Teeny Lamb wrote: »

Unless you're with a woman who earns as much money as you, whom you consider your equal. But that requires you to be willing to ignore your obvious insecurity brought about by your misogyny. There's something f*cking very wrong with you if you actually think that.

Well, is free sex ultimately more or less expensive than paid for sex?

While what he said is a bit crass, let's call a spade a spade here, lots of good men getting chopped down and taken for all their worth. And lots of good hard working men getting it in the neck with social stigma for their success, footed on a made up gender pay gap that any competent economist worth their salt would tell you is absolute bullsh't.

punisher5112

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy wrote: »

She's also the saleswoman of the year if she sold 20 iphones for the price of a gaff. She'll go far.

/whistles admirably

Sorry deposit to buy...
But end result bought a house.
Now how's that

JeffKenna

My kind of guy.

Jez though, won't he be a bit full after dinner for it??

5rtytry56

OP might have better luck canvassing for buddy on Adverts.ie


;D

Appeman

Not one post telling the op to send his ma around to your man's house.

For shame.

Armchair Andy

Appeman wrote:

Not one post telling the op to send his ma around to your man's house.

Appeman wrote:

Not one post telling the op to send his ma around to your man's house.

Appeman wrote:

Not one post telling the op to send his ma around to your man's house.

3 should suffice!

punisher5112

Buddy the elf

PucaMama

Ford Teeny Lamb wrote: »

Unless you're with a woman who earns as much money as you, whom you consider your equal. But that requires you to be willing to ignore your obvious insecurity brought about by your misogyny. There's something f*cking very wrong with you if you actually think that.

Serious insecurity going on in that post. Disgusting to compare a wife to a whore. Just sour they dont have a wife/girlfriend

Goya

myshirt wrote: »

Well, is free sex ultimately more or less expensive than paid for sex?

While what he said is a bit crass, let's call a spade a spade here, lots of good men getting chopped down and taken for all their worth. And lots of good hard working men getting it in the neck with social stigma for their success, footed on a made up gender pay gap that any competent economist worth their salt would tell you is absolute bullsh't.

But he said what's the difference (think he meant similarity) between a wife and a "whore" implying all men end up paying for sex rather than, as you say, "lots of" men, and he never said anything about the gender pay gap (which I agree is bullsh*t).

Meanwhile lots of couples are getting on great and lots of women aren't complete arseholes, but that's of no interest to some!

(Just like the vast majority of men being decent people is of no interest to hardline feminists).

PucaMama

PucaMama wrote: »

Serious insecurity going on in that post. Disgusting to compare a wife to a whore. Just sour they dont have a wife/girlfriend

getting judgemental about how a person decides to earn their way in this world aint a good look imo

Appeman

Armchair Andy wrote: »

3 should suffice!

Whoops! Don't know what happened there.

This is a great oppurtunity to play a funny xmas trick on the friend.

Op says 'yeah man I know this great blonde...absoulte knockout! Let me call her up and explain the situation buddy.'

Twenty minutes later the friend gets a knock on the door and its a six foot black tranny named DeShranda...

'Hey suga, ready to party?'!!

Hopeful2016

Cartouche wrote: »

Whats the difference between a wife and a whore ultimately. You end up paying either way

You must be pretty unfortunate looking or something if you have to pay your own wife for sex....I guess if that's the only way for you to get some.

Beggars can't be choosers and all that.

shane9689

Jesus christ, Merry Christmas boards. Think im done here

punisher5112

Jaysus the guy is only ripping the piss about its same as having a wife.

Its a joke if ya don't find it funny that's your opinion.

I honestly doubt very much they are actually serious and if they were the wife won't be around long... Ha

myshirt

PucaMama wrote: »

Serious insecurity going on in that post. Disgusting to compare a wife to a whore. Just sour they dont have a wife/girlfriend

Well, how many women out there are taking men for all their worth?

"Well, that's what the law says". Well the law said at one stage I could beat the sh't out of my wife aswell, but doesn't make it right does it.

Man goes out, busts his bollixed working, pays for a house, comes home, wife getting boned by the neighbour, for some reason he has to move out, sleep on a couch, put out his back, struggle to see his kids, and for what?

Christ lads, how many more good men are going to get chopped down before we take a stand? Turn on the news and never see these stories covered, if something similar happened a woman there'd be war, all we see instead is Fathers for Justice getting ran off the stage and father's laughed at.

Pucamama - you have to recognise here, gold digging vindictive whores are the male equivalent of domestic violence. Maybe this man is feeling the pinch? Why not offer him support?

Richard Hillman

The average cost of a wedding is 25k Inc Honeymoon. Add that to about €500 per year for birthdays, Christmas, Valentine's day, anniversary etc for 40 years, you are talking about a general lay out of near 50ks. And that's before we get to the divorce.

If you got a €70 per half hour hooker, we're talking 700 visit's over a 40 year period. Plus the hookers stay the same age and you can change them up when you get bored.

As opposed to a wife who you get sick of riding after 6 months and gets ugly when she hits her mid 30s.

It's just good business

GerB40

Jaysus any hoor working today will be fair stuck for a few quid. Your "friend" would want to not only lower his standards but forget he has any..

ChikiChiki

Pkiernan wrote: »

Ask him if he enjoys supporting rape and human trafficking, since that what he's doing.

Eh hate to rain on your parade but a lot of them girls are fully aware of what they are getting into.

Skommando

nice Christmas day thread aresholes

Hopeful2016

Richard Hillman wrote: »

The average cost of a wedding is 25k Inc Honeymoon. Add that to about €500 per year for birthdays, Christmas, Valentine's day, anniversary etc for 40 years, you are talking about a general lay out of near 50ks. And that's before we get to the divorce.

If you got a €70 per half hour hooker, we're talking 700 visit's over a 40 year period. Plus the hookers stay the same age and you can change them up when you get bored.

As opposed to a wife who you get sick of riding after 6 months and gets ugly when she hits her mid 30s.

It's just good business

Are you saying the man always pays 100% of the wedding and honeymoon cost?

And last time I checked my partner has as many birthdays and anniversaries as I have....

Goya

myshirt wrote: »

Well, how many women out there are taking men for all their worth?

It does happen but not to every man - actually to the minority of men, so the comparison of every wife with every prostitute is moot.

Numbers don't matter to woman-haters though.

Just like, ironically, numbers don't matter to the hardline feminists they despise.

It's actually interesting how much the two groups have in common.

Well, that's what the law says". Well the law said at one stage I could beat the sh't out of my wife aswell, but doesn't make it right does it.

Nobody said "That's what the law says" - you just pre-empted it. No it certainly is not right. You likely won't find any woman here who thinks so little of men. You will find men who think little of women though!

Peregrine

Richard Hillman wrote: »

The average cost of a wedding is 25k Inc Honeymoon. Add that to about €500 per year for birthdays, Christmas, Valentine's day, anniversary etc for 40 years, you are talking about a general lay out of near 50ks. And that's before we get to the divorce.

If you got a €70 per half hour hooker, we're talking 700 visit's over a 40 year period. Plus the hookers stay the same age and you can change them up when you get bored.

As opposed to a wife who you get sick of riding after 6 months and gets ugly when she hits her mid 30s.

It's just good business

**** sake. It's Christmas.