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Interview the person below you (Part 6) MOD WARNING IN FIRST POST

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  • #5072
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Eamondomc wrote: »
    Turkey and ham followed by Xmas pudding.

    Will you make it through the day without sleeping?

    I'll have to.

    Can you tell us a name you dislike?


  • #5073
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    B@stard... Never like anyone being called that name.

    Are you looking forward to a good seasonal storm?


  • #5074
    Eamondomc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭Eamondomc


    gramar wrote: »
    I'll have to.

    Can you tell us a name you dislike?

    Harper Seven.
    @D, not the wind.

    Are kids names getting crazy or what?


  • #5075
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Eamondomc wrote: »
    Harper Seven.
    @D, not the wind.

    Are kids names getting crazy or what?

    No, if I had my way, my 5 kids would be called, One, Two, Three, Four & Five

    What name would you give your pet dog?


  • #5076
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Deleted User wrote: »
    No, if I had my way, my 5 kids would be called, One, Two, Three, Four & Five

    What name would you give your pet dog?

    They already have names. Although I don't always call them what's on the dog license. Down cúntface!

    Do you remember years ago an add on telly for rolly toys sold in Banaghans of Cloughjodran and Mick Lally did the voice over and said 'if they were big enough I'd ride them meself?'


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  • #5077
    tomwaterford
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,768 ✭✭✭✭tomwaterford


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    No, if I had my way, my 5 kids would be called, One, Two, Three, Four & Five

    What name would you give your pet dog?

    Belle




    Is that a boys or a girls name


  • #5078
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    tomwaterford wrote: »
    Belle




    Is that a boys or a girls name


    A girls.

    Are you missing the 'end' of that name?


  • #5079
    Eamondomc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭Eamondomc


    gramar wrote: »
    A girls.

    Are you missing the 'end' of that name?

    Dingle.

    Craziest name you know of?


  • #5080
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Eamondomc wrote: »
    Dingle.

    Craziest name you know of?

    Broadmoor Lunatic Asylum

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-VMJlIiOE0


    Does your tractor/car/bicycle/pogo stick have a pet name?


  • #5081
    Eamondomc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭Eamondomc


    gramar wrote: »
    Broadmoor Lunatic Asylum

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-VMJlIiOE0


    Does your tractor/car/bicycle/pogo stick have a pet name?

    Every vehicle here has a name, two working tractors called big john and old red arse, jeep called daddy's s**t heap and my car is called daddy's go go. The others have names on theirs too.

    Can you service your own vehicle?


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  • #5082
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Eamondomc wrote: »
    Every vehicle here has a name, two working tractors called big john and old red arse, jeep called daddy's s**t heap and my car is called daddy's go go. The others have names on theirs too.

    Can you service your own vehicle?

    I'm not attracted to my vehicle in that sense. Odd question.

    How many bodies do you think you'd fit in the boot without dismembering them?


  • #5083
    Eamondomc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭Eamondomc


    gramar wrote: »
    I'm not attracted to my vehicle in that sense. Odd question.

    How many bodies do you think you'd fit in the boot without dismembering them?

    Lol.
    4.

    Have you ever carried a dead body in your car?


  • #5084
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Eamondomc wrote: »
    Lol.
    4.

    Have you ever carried a dead body in your car?

    I didn't carry it. Just left it in the boot. Bit awkward carrying it and driving.

    Isn't it funny that people get freaked out by people dressed in clown suits and when they see people dressed up in red suits and beards it's all ho ho ho?


  • #5085
    Eamondomc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭Eamondomc


    gramar wrote: »
    I'm not attracted to my vehicle in that sense. Odd question.

    Just on this, me and a friend were walking up a local town a while back when we came on an old drunk we knew having a slash, he had trouble pronouncing his Rs , howya pat, ways happening I said, he looked back and said, I'm just afta having intacoase with pawked caw, I thought he said, ha I said, he repeated his sentence, so I said, you're after having intercourse with a parked car! No, no, he then carefully said his statement again, I'm afta having intacoase with pawik o ha,aa. Now Pauric O Hara is a publican in the town, he meant him, I don't know if it was true or not but it was funny.


  • #5086
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Eamondomc wrote: »
    Just on this, me and a friend were walking up a local town a while back when we came on an old drunk we knew having a slash, he had trouble pronouncing his Rs , howya pat, ways happening I said, he looked back and said, I'm just afta having intacoase with pawked caw, I thought he said, ha I said, he repeated his sentence, so I said, you're after having intercourse with a parked car! No, no, he then carefully said his statement again, I'm afta having intacoase with pawik o ha,aa. Now Pauric O Hara is a publican in the town, he meant him, I don't know if it was true or not but it was funny.

    There are some quarehawks up your way Eamo.

    Ever been in pub raided by An Garda Siochana?


  • #5087
    Tristrams Shandied
    Closed Accounts Posts: 240 ✭✭Tristrams Shandied


    Eamondomc wrote: »
    Just on this, me and a friend were walking up a local town a while back when we came on an old drunk we knew having a slash, he had trouble pronouncing his Rs , howya pat, ways happening I said, he looked back and said, I'm just afta having intacoase with pawked caw, I thought he said, ha I said, he repeated his sentence, so I said, you're after having intercourse with a parked car! No, no, he then carefully said his statement again, I'm afta having intacoase with pawik o ha,aa. Now Pauric O Hara is a publican in the town, he meant him, I don't know if it was true or not but it was funny.
    @eamon Are you sure he's definitely local? I used have a 'friend' who spoke exactly like that. A guy who used to be a concert pianist originally from Hong Kong who went to one of those posh English boarding schools where they wore gowns. He used play the bodhran banging it out to The Pogues Sally McLennane and lashing back pints of the black stuff. Good times! It wouldn't surprise me if he's a drunk now wandering around your home town.

    Anyone else coming down with a bleedin' dose or is it just me?:mad:


  • #5088
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Tristrams Shandied wrote: »
    @eamon Are you sure he's definitely local? I used have a 'friend' who spoke exactly like that. A guy who used to be a concert pianist originally from Hong Kong who went to one of those posh English boarding schools where they wore gowns. He used play the bodhran banging it out to The Pogues Sally McLennane and lashing back pints of the black stuff. Good times! It wouldn't surprise me if he's a drunk now wandering around your home town.

    Anyone else coming down with a bleedin' dose or is it just me?:mad:

    I started yesterday but some early intervention seems to be paying dividends.

    When playing golf and with the ball behind a tree, do you attempt the hero shot and try and play an almost impossible draw or bite the bullet and chip out sideways for a clear approach to the green?


  • #5089
    Eamondomc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭Eamondomc


    gramar wrote: »
    I started yesterday but some early intervention seems to be paying dividends.

    When playing golf and with the ball behind a tree, do you attempt the hero shot and try and play an almost impossible draw or bite the bullet and chip out sideways for a clear approach to the green?

    I'm no hero, I chip out sideways, most of the fellas I play with are as s***e as me so it'll even up at some stage. We don't play too often anyway.

    Have you ever cheated at golf?


  • #5090
    Tristrams Shandied
    Closed Accounts Posts: 240 ✭✭Tristrams Shandied


    Eamondomc wrote: »
    I'm no hero, I chip out sideways, most of the fellas I play with are as s***e as me so it'll even up at some stage. We don't play too often anyway.

    Have you ever cheated at golf?
    Absolutely!

    Real answer - I've never played it once. Golf and cricket would be in the toss-up for me when it comes to the 'watching paint dry' award.

    Did you excel at sports in school or were you completely rubbish like me?


  • #5091
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Tristrams Shandied wrote: »
    Absolutely!

    Real answer - I've never played it once. Golf and cricket would be in the toss-up for me when it comes to the 'watching paint dry' award.

    Did you excel at sports in school or were you completely rubbish like me?

    I'm ok at most but I don't excel at any.

    If asked to pick a number between one and ten what do you normally pick?


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  • #5092
    Lavinia
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,102 ✭✭✭Lavinia


    8

    When would you use phrase 'i love you and leave you'? : )


  • #5093
    Tristrams Shandied
    Closed Accounts Posts: 240 ✭✭Tristrams Shandied


    Lavinia wrote: »
    8

    When would you use phrase 'i love you and leave you'? : )
    Usually used where you meet someone you know, stop to have a chat but you're in a hurry and want to get away but they keep insisting on talking. Same on the phone if trying to end a conversation.

    Do you get offended easily?


  • #5094
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Tristrams Shandied wrote: »
    Usually used where you meet someone you know, stop to have a chat but you're in a hurry and want to get away but they keep insisting on talking. Same on the phone if trying to end a conversation.

    Do you get offended easily?

    I don't.

    Do you?


  • #5095
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    I don't.

    Do you?

    It's rare that something could offend me at this stage.

    Do you swear much?


  • #5096
    Rubberlegs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    It's rare that something could offend me at this stage.

    Do you swear much?


    Far too much. I find myself swearing at inanimate objects a lot. Every new year I vow to stop swearing but I can't :(

    Is there any point at all in making NY resolutions?


  • #5097
    mountain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,074 ✭✭✭mountain


    73Cat wrote: »
    Far too much. I find myself swearing at inanimate objects a lot. Every new year I vow to stop swearing but I can't :(

    Is there any point at all in making NY resolutions?

    There is no point, why wait until one day of the year to make changes?

    If reading a bad book woukd you finish it or dump it?


  • #5098
    Rubberlegs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    mountain wrote: »
    There is no point, why wait until one day of the year to make changes?

    If reading a bad book woukd you finish it or dump it?

    I'd try to persevere, but would give up if it was that bad. Life is too short to read bad books.

    What else do you reckon life is too short for?


  • #5099
    tomwaterford
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,768 ✭✭✭✭tomwaterford


    73Cat wrote: »
    I'd try to persevere, but would give up if it was that bad. Life is too short to read bad books.

    What else do you reckon life is too short for?

    Crap tea




    Do you use suger with tea


  • #5100
    Tristrams Shandied
    Closed Accounts Posts: 240 ✭✭Tristrams Shandied


    73Cat wrote: »
    I'd try to persevere, but would give up if it was that bad. Life is too short to read bad books.

    What else do you reckon life is too short for?
    For people who spend long hours commuting.

    Are you about the right weight for your height?


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  • #5101
    Eamondomc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭Eamondomc


    Tristrams Shandied wrote: »
    For people who spend long hours commuting.

    Are you about the right weight for your height?

    I'm about the right height for my weight.

    Are you fit do you think?


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