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Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

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  • #5282
    marcbrophy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,662 ✭✭✭marcbrophy


    #Eamonn


  • #5283
    kunst nugget
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭kunst nugget


    marcbrophy wrote: »
    #Eamonn

    Is he disable as well?


  • #5284
    marcbrophy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,662 ✭✭✭marcbrophy


    kunst nugget wrote: »
    Is he disable as well?

    we takin im to looerds to get Marry to prey 4 im :(:(:(


  • #5285
    mansize
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,521 ✭✭✭✭mansize


    Jeezez telpus


  • #5286
    Dolbert
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,154 ✭✭✭Dolbert


    Any one no we're I could get tan ejections

    As a ginger, my whole life is a tan ejection


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  • #5287
    rawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,093 ✭✭✭rawn


    Another day, another annoying Facebook trend... This time it's the "I'm looking for "insert common name here" please tag him, along with a picture of a someone unattractive/obese/holding a dildo.


  • #5288
    mansize
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,521 ✭✭✭✭mansize


    https://www.facebook.com/fsensitivity1/photos/a.293411780681904.74193.288501767839572/1305076649515407/?type=3


  • #5289
    castletownman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,134 ✭✭✭✭castletownman


    rawn wrote: »
    Another day, another annoying Facebook trend... This time it's the "I'm looking for "insert common name here" please tag him, along with a picture of a someone unattractive/obese/holding a dildo.

    Christ yes.

    There is no better way to start the day then being tagged in such a trend.

    Facebook is the biggest comedy vehicle in the world


  • #5290
    Thoie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,344 ✭✭✭Thoie


    castletownman wrote: »
    Christ yes.

    There is no better way to start the day then being tagged in such a trend.

    Facebook is the biggest comedy vehicle in the world

    Worse than being tagged, you could be the person in the original picture, who is now being mocked worldwide for their appearance.


  • #5291
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,802 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    how to make a old man a bit happy , opened the letter box and my fanny has arrived !!!! its on the fire now!!!!!

    I reckon it is one of those chain letter type thingies.


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  • #5292
    ED E
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 36,170 ✭✭✭✭ED E


    NAME was drinking anything alcoholic with NAME and 2 others @ Harrys On The Green

    And here's me thinking that was a classy establishment...


  • #5293
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    "Christmas is fast approaching, but I will not cry for people that are no longer here... I will smile... because they once were"


  • #5294
    sullivlo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,994 ✭✭✭sullivlo


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    "Christmas is fast approaching, but I will not cry for people that are no longer here... I will smile... because they once were"
    Meh, I actually agree with this sentiment. I just wouldn't post it on facebook.


  • #5295
    kunst nugget
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭kunst nugget


    sullivlo wrote: »
    Meh, I actually agree with this sentiment. I just wouldn't post it on facebook.

    :eek: But if you don't post it on facebook, how will people ever know how wonderfully zen-like you really are!!!


  • #5296
    Lady Haywire
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,181 ✭✭✭Lady Haywire


    I bough in breeding ewe lambs And have them a few months I was daggin them today so be clean for lambing and one them is shítin true her píss hole and she no arss hole any one ever see dat


    :D:D


  • #5297
    stinkle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,159 ✭✭✭stinkle


    kunst nugget wrote: »
    :eek: But if you don't post it on facebook, how will people ever know how wonderfully zen-like you really are!!!

    Amd how you're the only one who ever suffered, ever?


  • #5298
    mansize
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,521 ✭✭✭✭mansize


    I further cleaned my fb. Anyone posting shît like the above posts- defriended


  • #5299
    PTH2009
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,199 ✭✭✭✭PTH2009


    Mary is going too 'Dance music festival in the USA' even though see lives in Ireland and is unemployed

    John is going too' the lions tour in new Zealand' even though he his afraid of flying and hates rugby

    I hate when on these public event pages people say there going and share it to look cool but have zero intention of actually going there

    Remember the outdoor movie and outdoor Netflix fake event things ???


  • #5300
    coolhull
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    Quote : I bough in breeding ewe lambs And have them a few months I was daggin them today so be clean for lambing and one them is shítin true her píss hole and she no arss hole any one ever see dat:


    No, thankfully I've been spared that sight. Anyway there are enough ar$eholes on Facebook to keep me going for a long time....


  • #5301
    sullivlo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,994 ✭✭✭sullivlo


    mansize wrote: »
    I further cleaned my fb. Anyone posting shît like the above posts- defriended

    I hope you posted on Facebook that your remaining friends made the cut, otherwise there's no point in a clearout :)


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  • #5302
    Widdershins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,633 ✭✭✭✭Widdershins


    It's called a cull and you've to mention diseased wood and stuff.


  • #5303
    team_actimel
    Closed Accounts Posts: 785 ✭✭✭team_actimel


    Its better 2 have a friend with 2 chins than 2 have two faces


  • #5304
    mackeire
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,281 ✭✭✭mackeire


    team_actimel wrote: »
    Its better 2 have a friend with 2 chins than 2 have two faces

    So it's better to have a pudgy friend than a siamese friend/s?


  • #5305
    kunst nugget
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭kunst nugget


    mackeire wrote: »
    So it's better to have a pudgy friend than a siamese friend/s?

    I think it's saying that fat friends will never go behind your back. They're too easily spotted.


  • #5306
    maudgonner
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭maudgonner


    team_actimel wrote: »
    Its better 2 have a friend with 2 chins than 2 have two faces

    I'm irrationally annoyed that they spelled out one of the 'twos'.


  • #5307
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    maudgonner wrote: »
    I'm irrationally annoyed that they spelled out one of the 'twos'.
    Me too. It's the inconsistency that bothers me more than anything.


  • #5308
    team_actimel
    Closed Accounts Posts: 785 ✭✭✭team_actimel


    maudgonner wrote: »
    I'm irrationally annoyed that they spelled out one of the 'twos'.

    Yes, it was a tough one typing the sentence out directly how I saw it on this girl's status. It all felt wrong.


  • #5309
    AndrewJRenko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,640 ✭✭✭✭AndrewJRenko


    team_actimel wrote: »
    Yes, it was a tough one typing the sentence out directly how I saw it on this girl's status. It all felt wrong.

    Ccopy this message on your wall so I can see it. Just hold your finger on this text. Touch the word copy. Go to your page & hold your finger where you write. Then touch on "paste" when it shows up. That's it!


  • #5310
    fussyonion
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,821 ✭✭✭fussyonion


    "Greedy c*nts dwn in lidll today all grabbin d tayto boxs cos they were 1.99 yea misses go on wit your crisps an pile on the pounds wit me afta gettin down early anal to get a box for d kids nun left should be limmi ta how many u can have talk bout greed onda plus size i no centra has 2 boxs bud 4 25 so ask me ring misses #christmas #timefornotbeenagreedyc*nt #notayto #bud4cristmas".

    Comment: : u wernt the only 1 hun me ma went down in her slippers this morning for them and all gone. Sum ppl just dont tink.

    Comment: Get the bud! Fk the tayto!

    OP comment: ah was snappin tho u dont see bargins like those everyday an dis big fat wan was buyin 3 boxs an i felt like reefin her round the carpark haha.


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  • #5311
    BattleCorp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,852 ✭✭✭✭BattleCorp


    fussyonion wrote: »
    "Greedy c*nts dwn in lidll today all grabbin d tayto boxs cos they were 1.99 yea misses go on wit your crisps an pile on the pounds wit me afta gettin down early anal to get a box for d kids nunleft should be limmi ta how many u can have talk bout greed onda plus size i no centra has 2 boxs bud 4 25 so ask me ring misses #christmas #timefornotbeenagreedyc*nt #notayto #bud4cristmas".

    Comment: : u wernt the only 1 hun me ma went down in her slippers this morning for them and all gone. Sum ppl just dont tink.

    Comment: Get the bud! Fk the tayto!

    OP comment: ah was snappin tho u dont see bargins like those everyday an dis big fat wan was buyin 3 boxs an i felt like reefin her round the carpark haha.

    God bless you fussy and God bless your dodgy acquaintances on Facebook. Imagine, doing anal to get a box of Tayto for the kid's nun. Nice to see them support the nuns. :D


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