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Crap christmas presents...

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 480 ✭✭MintyMagnum


    A frying pan & a block of pretty blunt knives. From a soon to be ex.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,912 ✭✭✭SeantheMan


    Back when I was 9 or 10....a FAKE United jersey.
    It was so obviously fake too.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,912 ✭✭✭SeantheMan


    Back when I was 9 or 10....a FAKE United jersey.
    It was so obviously fake too.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,184 ✭✭✭Fozzie Bear


    A pack of socks, not just any old socks though. They were "day-glo" ankle socks in bright pink, baby blue and yellow.

    I was a 17 year old guy and my Granny (God love her) was not exactly on Fleek with fashion trends at the time.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 26,611 ✭✭✭✭OldMrBrennan83


    This post has been deleted.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    3 cans of shaving gel. I had had a beard for a few years at that stage.
    Maybe someone was trying to tell me something.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,324 ✭✭✭JustAThought


    I was fired.

    Christmas Eve - had worked like a slave all year - working between here & the USA - starting 7 am til typically 7 or 8 pm & often confrence calls to America at stupid o'clock - came up from the Christmas Party to find email from HR to me & 48 other staff - cc'd - classy - giving a weeks notice & saying we would no longer be needed in the new year because the department was being disbanded as part of strategic realignent.

    Suffice to say I never went back.

    I know you'll say they did me a favour with those working conditions but the shock & betrayal. Thankfully I never go OTT or spend too excessively at Christmas but there were a lot of people with families who would have been destroyed by that. Not to mention the callousness of the timing or the pure evil of yhe cowardly Irish HR department to sent that email at 7pm on Christmas eve.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,404 ✭✭✭✭Turtyturd


    Got this weird puzzle thing with a picture of Galileo or something on the front, no idea what it does or what I'm supposed to do with it.

    A jigsaw?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,060 ✭✭✭Sue Pa Key Pa


    SeantheMan wrote: »
    Back when I was 9 or 10....a FAKE United jersey.
    It was so obviously fake too.

    Could've been worse. You might have been given a genuine one


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    I was fired.

    Christmas Eve - had worked like a slave all year - working between here & the USA - starting 7 am til typically 7 or 8 pm & often confrence calls to America at stupid o'clock - came up from the Christmas Party to find email from HR to me & 48 other staff - cc'd - classy - giving a weeks notice & saying we would no longer be needed in the new year because the department was being disbanded as part of strategic realignent.

    What company has their Christmas Party on Christmas Eve? :confused:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,471 ✭✭✭Anesthetize


    bazz26 wrote: »
    Lynx gift pack. I hate that stuff.
    I hate this. Nearly every Christmas or birthday I end up with one of these, and I don't even wear Lynx. Even worse when it's Lynx Africa.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,245 ✭✭✭myshirt


    Not one ironing board, but two ironing boards.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,743 ✭✭✭✭Wanderer78


    I was fired.


    ****, hope you nuked the place


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 617 ✭✭✭snowbabe


    My friend got a step ladder so she could reach the hotpress and a smaller box which she though contained jewellery. But,no it was a miners light she could strap to her head to see inside the hotpress !!!! He got the pleasure of going home to his mammy for the dinner as his was in the bin:):)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,431 ✭✭✭MilesMorales1


    Turtyturd wrote: »
    A jigsaw?

    I wish. A jigsaw would be more useful.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,477 ✭✭✭joey100


    Not a present I got but my Da used to be the king of bad presents. My Mam works in an office so he got her a silver pen one year she could use in work, not a parker or anything, just a silver pen in a box. Another year he got her a pocket digital translator. No idea what the thinking was behind it, they never went abroad on holidays. That and a casio pocket digital diary, that wouldn't be the size of an Iphone, had tiny little keyboard and a two line screen for a woman who never used a diary in her life are probably the 2 worst things that stand out.


  • Posts: 1,895 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Acne cream when I was 12. Wasn't sure to be offended or not...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,300 ✭✭✭✭razorblunt


    Definitely the Lynx or Nivea boxsets. Thanks for buying me something that's usually on sale for £1 on alternate weeks.
    I'd be happy with them a week after Xmas when you buy them for pennies.

    On the other side, I love people that buy you something but drop in where they bought it "that aftershave was one of the last of that type in BT" aka bring it back and exchange if you think its rank.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,436 ✭✭✭One_Of_Shanks


    A 'my little pony' doll from my Aunt. As a 7 year old boy.

    She was always a strange cookie. Thankfully I swapped it with my sister to whom the same Aunt had given some Lego.

    My parents tried to imply that the Aunt had just put the wrong tags on the wrong presents.

    But I knew she was just out to get me!!! Evil cow! One day vengeance shall be mine!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,504 ✭✭✭NiallBoo


    oEmmao wrote: »
    whats a shoe drier? :eek:

    It dries shoes.

    It had two little electric heaters that you popped into your shoes to get them to dry out faster.

    Endless fun for a kid.
    I think she won it in a raffle or found in at the back of her wardrobe.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,436 ✭✭✭One_Of_Shanks


    oEmmao wrote: »
    whats a shoe drier?
    NiallBoo wrote: »
    It dries shoes.

    Ah don't take away the mystery for the rest of us!! :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,059 ✭✭✭✭osarusan


    Reminds me of this ad which I thought was good:



  • Posts: 21,740 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Feckin sets of shower gel that smell of dead flowers, a scrubby yoke to wash with and a bottle of eau de aul wan.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,487 ✭✭✭✭Father Hernandez


    I received a €10 betting slip for secret Santa.

    7 team accumulator, 15/1

    It lost.....

    Badly....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 318 ✭✭zzfh


    A Chelsea jersey











    It was ment to be CELTIC ma..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,292 ✭✭✭Prime Irish Beef


    Remote control helicopter from a parent, I was 29....

    Can I have your parents please?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,702 ✭✭✭✭rob316


    Remote control helicopter from a parent, I was 29....

    Lucky bastard I'm 29 now I'd love that, I got a Dyson from my mam when I moved out at 21, that is how fast my gifts got practical and boring :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    zzfh wrote: »
    A Chelsea jersey






    It was ment to be CELTIC ma..

    You mean she wrote Chelsea instead of Celtic on the letter to Santa Claus?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,702 ✭✭✭✭rob316


    I was fired.

    Christmas Eve - had worked like a slave all year - working between here & the USA - starting 7 am til typically 7 or 8 pm & often confrence calls to America at stupid o'clock - came up from the Christmas Party to find email from HR to me & 48 other staff - cc'd - classy - giving a weeks notice & saying we would no longer be needed in the new year because the department was being disbanded as part of strategic realignent.

    Suffice to say I never went back.

    I know you'll say they did me a favour with those working conditions but the shock & betrayal. Thankfully I never go OTT or spend too excessively at Christmas but there were a lot of people with families who would have been destroyed by that. Not to mention the callousness of the timing or the pure evil of yhe cowardly Irish HR department to sent that email at 7pm on Christmas eve.

    Business next door to where I work let 3 go on the 23rd a few years back. Gave them one envelope with their Annual bonus and another with their p45 and 2 weeks notice of pay.

    Absolute scumbags, I mean couldn't you have just given them their notice when they came back on the 2nd/3rd and let them have a happy Christmas, it made no difference and you could of got them to work the 2 weeks you just paid them for too.

    Karma came back to bite the owner a few months later, his new Mercedes was parked outside the door and an old woman driving a Yaris tore her car off the side of it, I saw it and did I stop her? Like hell I did!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,504 ✭✭✭NiallBoo


    Ah don't take away the mystery for the rest of us!! :)

    The whole thing is still a mystery to me TBH.


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