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The worst kid's name you've ever heard?

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  • #3422
    CPSW
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 274 ✭✭CPSW


    Girl works in my office, her name is Attracta. It's a saints name apparently.


  • #3423
    and still ricky villa
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,164 ✭✭✭and still ricky villa


    CPSW wrote: »
    Girl works in my office, her name is Attracta. It's a saints name apparently.

    No it's not. It's a piece of agricultural equipment used to plough fields and stuff :D


  • #3424
    Cortina_MK_IV
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,350 ✭✭✭Cortina_MK_IV


    Wasn't it that beam in Star Trek?

    I worked with one too... Terrible name.


  • #3425
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Vel wrote: »
    Hogan, who was incidentally kicking the sh1t out of a parking meter, hence how I got to hear his name as it was being roared at him by his ma
    keano_afc wrote: »
    Sounds like he was running wild :D


    .....BROTHER!!!


  • #3426
    mimimcmc
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 891 ✭✭✭mimimcmc


    recipio wrote: »
    Why do people use almost similar first and second names eg David Davis - the Brexit secretary.:rolleyes:

    I think some people like alliteration...

    Anyway a 20 something year old woman called Promise...
    Also have heard of Kids, Trinity, Destiny, and I think the last one was Hope or Faith...:rolleyes: surely one of them will end up being a stripper? :pac:


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  • #3427
    Lingua Franca
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,800 ✭✭✭Lingua Franca


    recipio wrote: »
    Why do people use almost similar first and second names eg David Davis - the Brexit secretary.:rolleyes:

    I knew a guy called Richie MacRitchie. He grew up to be both a solicitor and a sex offender.


  • #3428
    chughes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭chughes


    mimimcmc wrote: »
    I think some people like alliteration...

    Anyway a 20 something year old woman called Promise...
    Also have heard of Kids, Trinity, Destiny, and I think the last one was Hope or Faith...:rolleyes: surely one of them will end up being a stripper? :pac:
    Some bloke somewhere could be on a Promise......


  • #3429
    Butters1979
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,164 ✭✭✭Butters1979


    CPSW wrote: »
    Girl works in my office, her name is Attracta. It's a saints name apparently.

    And is she 'attracta' ?


  • #3430
    MeatTwoVeg
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 861 ✭✭✭MeatTwoVeg


    Lingua Franca wrote:
    I knew a guy called Richie MacRitchie. He grew up to be both a solicitor and a sex offender.


    Erugh.

    I hate solicitors.


  • #3431
    Lingua Franca
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,800 ✭✭✭Lingua Franca


    MeatTwoVeg wrote: »
    Erugh.

    I hate solicitors.

    This one was especially vile, he was caught filming a 17 year old in her changing cubicle at a swimming pool and argued (initially successfully) that since she was in her bikini in the footage that she "was not engaged in a private act".

    Also, my abiding memory of him is him waving his dick at me in broad daylight when I was about 11.


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  • #3432
    Cortina_MK_IV
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,350 ✭✭✭Cortina_MK_IV


    Lingua Franca wrote: »
    <snip> Also, my abiding memory of him is him waving his dick at me in broad daylight when I was about 11.

    Dick McDick waved his dick at you? :eek:


  • #3433
    Lingua Franca
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,800 ✭✭✭Lingua Franca


    Yep. Dick by name, dick by nature, dick flapping in the wind at unwilling females by habit


  • #3434
    alchemist33
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,969 ✭✭✭✭alchemist33


    I heard of a girl called Topsy on the radio today. Sounds like a rabbit's name to me


  • #3435
    Pablodreamsofnew
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 430 ✭✭Pablodreamsofnew


    Heard a dad calling his child today ' Elsa do you want a drink' felt like saying no she wants to build a snowman. Child was about 15 months.

    Fatma it's an Indian name but just wrong. Hope kid grows up skinny.

    I'm always calling my son nicknames and I do wonder do people think that's his actually name.


  • #3436
    Grayson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,793 ✭✭✭✭Grayson


    CPSW wrote: »
    Girl works in my office, her name is Attracta. It's a saints name apparently.

    I knew a girl called Attracta. Her surname was Bird. She worked in a place with a girl called Cliona Swan.


  • #3437
    Special Circumstances
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,569 ✭✭✭Special Circumstances


    Grayson wrote: »
    worked in a place with a girl called Cliona Swan.

    Must... resist.... After Hours reference to possible Polish partners choice of foreplay...


  • #3438
    AvBBrother
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22 ✭AvBBrother


    Seán.


  • #3439
    LordSutch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,076 ✭✭✭✭LordSutch


    Con.


  • #3440
    pickarooney
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 36,065 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    Grayson wrote: »
    I knew a girl called Attracta. Her surname was Bird. She worked in a place with a girl called Cliona Swan.

    Great girls to have in the event of an oil spill


  • #3441
    gutenberg
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 984 ✭✭✭gutenberg


    Came across a little boy named Thatcher recently :eek:


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  • #3442
    maudgonner
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭maudgonner


    LordSutch wrote: »
    Con.

    Traditionally short for Cornelius, so I think Con is the better option really.


  • #3443
    ibarelycare
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 58,456 ✭✭✭✭ibarelycare


    The sister of someone I was in school with called her baby Robyn-Rosebee.


  • #3444
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    gutenberg wrote: »
    Came across a little boy named Thatcher recently :eek:

    Oh. My. Lord. Could they not have just called him 'Cúnt', it's easier to spell? :confused:


  • #3445
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Just saw this one: Fladnait.


  • #3446
    Shannon757
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,847 ✭✭✭✭Shannon757


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Just saw this one: Fladnait.

    How would you pronounce that? Flad-niat? Fla-dna-it?


  • #3447
    Cortina_MK_IV
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,350 ✭✭✭Cortina_MK_IV


    Shannon757 wrote: »
    How would you pronounce that? Flad-niat? Fla-dna-it?
    Poor little fukker.


  • #3448
    Outlaw Pete
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,423 ✭✭✭✭Outlaw Pete


    In the village I grew up in the male dentist's name was Vivian. Always seemed like a feminine name to me but apparently a lot of men are named so.


  • #3449
    pickarooney
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 36,065 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    maudgonner wrote: »
    Traditionally short for Cornelius, so I think Con is the better option really.

    As long as he never goes to France


  • #3450
    LordSutch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,076 ✭✭✭✭LordSutch


    maudgonner wrote: »
    Traditionally short for Cornelius, so I think Con is the better option really.

    Its a con, you've been conned, swindled etc ....

    Then the question is, what is con really short for? is it always Cornelius, or might it be short for Conor, Connor or Connell? Or maybe the child is just called Con, full stop?

    I can think of better kids names than Con.


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  • #3451
    McChubbin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,080 ✭✭✭McChubbin


    I recently discovered that the name Caoimbhe is pronounced to ryhme with Aoife.
    Yet, I can't help think it sounds too much like Queef-ah...


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