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I have to go to Dublin this weekend

  • 24-11-2016 09:19PM
    #1
    Mr. FoggPatches
    Closed Accounts Posts: 681 ✭✭✭


    Any tips on how i could manage to get in and get out without being attacked by junkie scum would be appreciated.
    Thanks


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  • #2
    Esel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,808 ✭✭✭✭Esel
    Not Your Ornery Onager


    A swordstick is de rigeur.

    Not your ornery onager



  • #3
    The_Valeyard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    Dublin is grand.


  • #4
    Grayson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,448 ✭✭✭✭Grayson


    Mr. FoggPatches wrote: »
    Any tips on how i could manage to get in and get out without being attacked by junkie scum would be appreciated.
    Thanks

    Always offer to share your needle.


  • #5
    Felix Jones is God
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,160 ✭✭✭Felix Jones is God


    Wear a sign that says "homosexual for hire".....junkies will leave you alone then .....can't say he same if youre daft enough to take the Dáil Eireann tour


  • #6
    MonkstownHoop
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,196 ✭✭✭MonkstownHoop


    Make sure your GAA Jersey is visible but keep your sambos hidden in your fanny pack


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  • #7
    Pinch Flat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,779 ✭✭✭Pinch Flat


    Just be careful where you have the tae and hang sangwiches and you won't stand out.


  • #8
    Mr. FoggPatches
    Closed Accounts Posts: 681 ✭✭✭Mr. FoggPatches


    Felix Jones is God wrote: »
    Wear a sign that says "homosexual for hire".....junkies will leave you alone then .....can't say he same if youre daft enough to take the Dáil Eireann tour

    You've clearly never read trainspotting


  • #9
    jimmy blevins
    Closed Accounts Posts: 475 ✭✭jimmy blevins


    Is it to remedy a malparkage op?


  • #10
    MonkstownHoop
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,196 ✭✭✭MonkstownHoop


    Mr. FoggPatches wrote: »
    You've clearly never read trainspotting

    Why would you read a film sure?


  • #11
    DontThankMe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 732 ✭✭✭DontThankMe


    Just go to cork instead.


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  • #12
    ardinn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,250 ✭✭✭ardinn


    I was in Kilkenny earlier - Im in dublin now


    Mad!
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    http://slaneyfishing.com




  • #13
    horse7
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,049 ✭✭✭horse7


    where you going


  • #14
    whoopsadoodles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,058 ✭✭✭whoopsadoodles


    Read Max Brooks Zombie Survival Guide before travelling.


  • #15
    listermint
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 35,684 ✭✭✭✭listermint


    If you don't talk too much culchie then they will leave you alone.


  • #16
    Felix Jones is God
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,160 ✭✭✭Felix Jones is God


    Mr. FoggPatches wrote: »
    You've clearly never read trainspotting

    Youre assuming I can read ?..... the dubs are going to eat you alive


  • #17
    Mr. FoggPatches
    Closed Accounts Posts: 681 ✭✭✭Mr. FoggPatches


    jimmy blevins wrote: »
    Is it to remedy a malparkage op?

    There's no abortion in Ireland, I thought?


  • #18
    punisher5112
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,519 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    Please please op stay out for your own safety.

    If junkies don't get you the roadworks and new luas tracks will.


  • #19
    Fleawuss
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,681 ✭✭✭Fleawuss


    They heard you are coming. They have deployed a perimeter of weed addicts along the M50 as lookouts. Inside that you will hit the first line of crazed pill poppers supported by ecstasy ravers. Get past them and you hit the line of hardened coke snorters but if you make it to quays the undead will be upon you. Meth addicts, crack heads and heroin injectors will rip you limb from limb.

    Did that feed the stereotype?


  • #20
    Mr. FoggPatches
    Closed Accounts Posts: 681 ✭✭✭Mr. FoggPatches


    horse7 wrote: »
    where you going

    Dalkey. Supposed to be fairly rough


  • #21
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,833 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    Sorry for your troubles OP, I will light a candle for you.


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  • #22
    whoopsadoodles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,058 ✭✭✭whoopsadoodles


    Mr. FoggPatches wrote: »
    Dalkey. Supposed to be fairly rough

    They eat their own in dalkey.

    Best of luck.


  • #23
    Mr. FoggPatches
    Closed Accounts Posts: 681 ✭✭✭Mr. FoggPatches


    Fleawuss wrote: »
    They heard you are coming. They have deployed a perimeter of weed addicts along the M50 as lookouts. Inside that you will hit the first line of crazed pill poppers supported by ecstasy ravers. Get past them and you hit the line of hardened coke snorters but if you make it to quays the undead will be upon you. Meth addicts, crack heads and heroin injectors will rip you limb from limb.

    Did that feed the stereotype?

    You left out tracksuits, thieving and prostitution. Other than that, good job


  • #24
    Cortina_MK_IV
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,350 ✭✭✭Cortina_MK_IV


    If you have hubcaps then take them off.


  • #25
    whoopsadoodles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,058 ✭✭✭whoopsadoodles


    Cortina_MK_IV wrote: »
    If you have hubcaps then take them off.

    Don't be silly.

    We can do that for you.


  • #26
    Hammer89
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,004 ✭✭✭Hammer89


    Just avoid the Northside. I always stop and turn around once the smell of spunk and blood fills the air, which is usually around Westmoreland St. It's usually a sign that some absolute junkballs or scobes approaching from the North. Sometimes they violate the treaty and just walk over to our side, as if their Air Max have a mind of their own. My bro Rob got stabbed in the Ilac Centre about four years ago by the security guard. No word of a lie like.


  • #27
    super_furry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,387 ✭✭✭✭super_furry


    You don't need to do anything. You turf-eaters come up stinking of so much cow shi1te that no-one will want to go near you anyway.


  • #28
    MilesMorales1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,431 ✭✭✭MilesMorales1


    If the wallet inspector approaches you, hand it over. Thats important stuff.


  • #29
    afatbollix
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,214 ✭✭✭afatbollix


    Fair play to you OP... You're some mad basterd..

    Don't be forgetting one of these I wouldn't be going any where near Dublin with out it.

    https://www.amazon.co.uk/Armor-Knife-Front-Proof-Concealed/dp/B016I1C1CE/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1480020439&sr=8-1&keywords=stab+vest

    Also bring your own Sambos I heard they cost a fortune in the Pale.


  • #30
    DrumSteve
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,798 ✭✭✭✭DrumSteve


    Make sure you have your passport and visa for the border.


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  • #31
    super_furry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,387 ✭✭✭✭super_furry


    If you can, make sure you wash the smell of your cousin off your fingers before going to shake hands with anyone you meet. And don't forget, it might be considered the done thing in Ballydehob, but you don't need to spit into the palm of your hand.


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