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Why are women allowed to stick their fingers up men's asses?

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  • #32
    mahoganygas
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,488 ✭✭✭mahoganygas


    OP, does this happen often?


  • #33
    Winterlong
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,759 ✭✭✭Winterlong


    If I had a euro for every time a random woman approached me in a pub/nightclub and put her finger up my ass....


  • #34
    Mr. FoggPatches
    Closed Accounts Posts: 681 ✭✭✭Mr. FoggPatches


    This is the reason I never drink Guinness for at least two days before I go to nightclubs.


  • #35
    paralysed
    Site Banned Posts: 391 ✭✭paralysed


    Bebopclown wrote: »
    Is that just something men are supposed to just accept and get over? Imagine you're at a nightclub and a girl you don't know decides to put her hand down your pants and shove her finger into your anus. Then she refuses to take it out as her and her friends are now all laughing at you. Everyone tells you to just get over it and it was just for fun. I don't understand why? I never understand why?
    Tell her you only allow tongues up there!


  • #36
    Colser
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    Winterlong wrote:
    If I had a euro for every time a random woman approached me in a pub/nightclub and put her finger up my ass....


    Any chance of a loan?


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  • #37
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,060 ✭✭✭✭biko


    The weird threads starts early tonight


  • #38
    Fleawuss
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,681 ✭✭✭Fleawuss


    It's a new religion. They're celebrating the fall of the patriarchy by digitizing the source of your OP.


  • #39
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,219 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    That wasn't a nightclub OP, it was a puppet theatre. That finger was you being taken for a Muppet.


  • #40
    steddyeddy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,565 ✭✭✭✭steddyeddy


    Bebopclown wrote: »
    Is that just something men are supposed to just accept and get over? Imagine you're at a nightclub and a girl you don't know decides to put her hand down your pants and shove her finger into your anus. Then she refuses to take it out as her and her friends are now all laughing at you. Everyone tells you to just get over it and it was just for fun. I don't understand why? I never understand why?
    Then people give you **** for liking a movie like Friday The 13th because they're misogynistic. So I can't enjoy a movie cause they're apperently hatful towards women but women are allowed shove their fingers up your ass?

    I've been groped in night clubs unfortunately but never finger penegrated praise the lord. Is that a regular occurence?


  • #41
    steddyeddy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,565 ✭✭✭✭steddyeddy


    Candie wrote: »
    That wasn't a nightclub OP, it was a puppet theatre. That finger was you being taken for a Muppet.

    The finger's not the only one to make that assumption.


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  • #42
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,219 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    steddyeddy wrote: »
    The finger's not the only one to make that assumption.

    Don't be explaining my joke, Eddy! :(


  • #43
    Colser
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    Maybe the OP looks like Bosco..


  • #44
    steddyeddy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,565 ✭✭✭✭steddyeddy


    Candie wrote: »
    Don't be explaining my joke, Eddy! :(

    Sorry Candie :(


  • #45
    Felix Jones is God
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,160 ✭✭✭Felix Jones is God


    Donal55 wrote: »
    Whats the problem. Unless she's wearing rings.

    She obviously wearing the OP's ring anyway


  • #46
    Outlaw Pete
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,423 ✭✭✭✭Outlaw Pete


    OP, do you cycle a bicycle by any chance?

    Maybe one of your bicycle clips has slipped down and the women think it's a anklet signally them that you're a man whore.

    Just a thought. Happened me once.


  • #47
    osarusan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,009 ✭✭✭✭osarusan


    I'm just surprised the OP doesn't have a join date of yesterday and a post count of 1.


  • #48
    Widdershins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,633 ✭✭✭✭Widdershins


    osarusan wrote: »
    I'm just surprised the OP doesn't have a join date of yesterday and a post count of 1.

    It's not a joke thread


  • #49
    FionnK86
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,218 ✭✭✭FionnK86


    OP this happened to me the other night too...must be some new thing


  • #50
    andekwarhola
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,679 ✭✭✭andekwarhola


    It's an admirably dexterous feat to carry out actually. Presuming you weren't wearing a hospital gown, OP.


  • #51
    Captain Chaos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,191 ✭✭✭✭Captain Chaos


    andekwarhola wrote: »
    It's an admirably dexterous feat to carry out actually. Presuming you weren't wearing a hospital gown, OP.

    Depends if they are wearing those jeans with the arse hanging around the back of the knees and not the typical skinny type they are all bet into.


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  • #52
    Renegade Mechanic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,928 ✭✭✭Renegade Mechanic


    If anyone stuck a finger up my hole, they'd get a boot up theirs, Jaysus :eek:


  • #53
    mrsoundie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,632 ✭✭✭mrsoundie


    Did she lick it clean after she was finished?


  • #54
    PucaMama
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,129 ✭✭✭PucaMama


    what is this nonsense thread for


  • #55
    uck51js9zml2yt
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,252 ✭✭✭✭uck51js9zml2yt


    OP has 48 posts in 2years and here we have another ridiculous thread....it's Friday Evening, go do something useful with your lives.


  • #56
    Felix Jones is God
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,160 ✭✭✭Felix Jones is God


    Ember Melodic Showcase wrote: »
    OP has 48 posts in 2years and here we have another ridiculous thread....it's Friday Evening, go do something useful with your lives.

    Youre looking for a finger up the bum tonight with that attitude!


  • #57
    aaronjumper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,128 ✭✭✭✭aaronjumper


    Maybe they've a medical background and want to make sure possible conquests have a healthy prostate before inviting them home.
    mrsoundie wrote: »
    Did she lick it clean after she was finished?
    *Vomits everywhere*


  • #58
    magentis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,237 ✭✭✭magentis


    That reminds me.

    I must order a new gagball and some bigger beads.


  • #59
    Renegade Mechanic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,928 ✭✭✭Renegade Mechanic


    magentis wrote: »
    That reminds me.

    I must order a new gagball and some bigger beads.

    One of my favourite jokes.

    "Did you know anal beads are supposed to be pulled out slowly?
    I didn't... And I started my poor wife like an old chainsaw..."


  • #60
    Mr. FoggPatches
    Closed Accounts Posts: 681 ✭✭✭Mr. FoggPatches


    Ember Melodic Showcase wrote: »
    OP has 48 posts in 2years and here we have another ridiculous thread....it's Friday Evening, go do something useful with your lives.

    Best thread in ages.


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  • #61
    MadDog76
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,162 ✭✭✭MadDog76


    WTF!??!!???

    I won't even let anybody stick their finger in my face!!!


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