Why are women allowed to stick their fingers up men's asses?

Bebopclown

Is that just something men are supposed to just accept and get over? Imagine you're at a nightclub and a girl you don't know decides to put her hand down your pants and shove her finger into your anus. Then she refuses to take it out as her and her friends are now all laughing at you. Everyone tells you to just get over it and it was just for fun. I don't understand why? I never understand why?
Then people give you **** for liking a movie like Friday The 13th because they're misogynistic. So I can't enjoy a movie cause they're apperently hatful towards women but women are allowed shove their fingers up your ass?

Donal55

Bebopclown wrote: »

Is that just something men are supposed to just accept and get over? Imagine you're at a nightclub and a girl you don't know decides to put her hand down your pants and shove her finger into your anus. Then she refuses to take it out as her and her friends are now all laughing at you. Everyone tells you to just get over it and it was just for fun. I don't understand why? I never understand why?
Then people give you **** for liking a movie like Friday The 13th because they're misogynistic. So I can't enjoy a movie cause they're apperently hatful towards women but women are allowed shove their fingers up your ass?

Whats the problem. Unless she's wearing rings.

frag420

Donal55 wrote: »

Whats the problem. Unless she's wearing rings.

or a watch...:eek:

Donal55

frag420 wrote: »

or a watch...:eek:

Ouch.

GLaDOS

Just clench and break her finger, problem solved.

super_furry

God that's awful stuff. I mean, just terrible.

Where are these places where women are just sticking their fingers up the unsuspecting arses of men? Where exactly is this awful thing happening? Is there a certain night these women are out? Just so I can, em, avoid these specific places.

Not only is it allowed, what galls me is the Government's "stick your finger up his arse, luv" promotional campaign. No wonder it's rampant.

JeffKenna

Better make sure I've wiped properly

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5

Opened the spice thread by accident, it was about drugs, imaginary friend thread was about God, political correctness thread was about jailing a murderer. Saw this thread and thought 'well this is probably another one with a misleading title, wonder what it's really about, because it couldn't possibly be...oh'.

Kimbot

I gave every woman in the world permission to stick whatever they like up just your bum OP, you said you liked it :P

Robsweezie

A revenge Kancho is in order

CyrilFiggis

Bebopclown wrote: »

Is that just something men are supposed to just accept and get over? Imagine you're at a nightclub and a girl you don't know decides to put her hand down your pants and shove her finger into your anus. Then she refuses to take it out as her and her friends are now all laughing at you. Everyone tells you to just get over it and it was just for fun. I don't understand why? I never understand why?
Then people give you **** for liking a movie like Friday The 13th because they're misogynistic. So I can't enjoy a movie cause they're apperently hatful towards women but women are allowed shove their fingers up your ass?

This is why you shouldn't drink before popping into your Gp for a prostate exam

super_furry

super_furry wrote: »

God that's awful stuff. I mean, just terrible.

Where are these places where women are just sticking their fingers up the unsuspecting arses of men? Where exactly is this awful thing happening? Is there a certain night these women are out? Just so I can, em, avoid these specific places.

In bebopclown's imagination...really not sure how you can get in there tbh...

Fratton Fred

Deleted User wrote: »

Not only is it allowed, what galls me is the Government's "stick your finger up his arse, luv" promotional campaign. No wonder it's rampant.

Apparently, in some places it's not just woman doing it; And they aren't using their fingers either.:eek:

Fratton Fred

Doctor Jimbob wrote: »

It´s a bit early to be on the beer don´t you think OP?

It's a Friday. Any time after Wednesday midday is ok

super_furry

What you need to do is to go outside and look on the ground to see if you can find something to smoke. That should sort you out.

MarkR

She'd want to be careful. Could catch her ring in your ring. Bada boo bada bing. Something.

Rory28

This is just the feminists getting back at the trump vote. We grab their pussy they stick a finger up our bum. like for like so no complaining out of you.

Pat Mustard

Bebopclown wrote: »

Imagine you're at a nightclub and a girl you don't know decides to put her hand down your pants and shove her finger into your anus.

OP tripping with the drugs for his endoscopy

Settle down there Martin, we'll have you unblocked and back up in the ward in no time.

uch

If any Bird stuck her finger up my hole it'd come back with no flesh on it, so work away

johnty56

Hi OP... could you maybe call a friend or relative, or maybe your GP and ask them about it?
No harm to call them and have a chat maybe

RobertKK

This doesn't happen.

But if it did, you just apologise to the woman that the toilets had no toilet paper.

Widdershins

I'm a bit worried about the OP, you sound really stressed. Definitely talk to the GP please.

ZeroThreat

This happened to me once in the George, then the other patron raised his arms and said to me 'look, no hands'.....

jester77

She's probably just tucking your haemorrhoids back in

topper75

uch wrote: »

If any Bird stuck her finger up my hole it'd come back with no flesh on it, so work away

You are not on that faddish caustic soda for breakfast, caustic soda for lunch, and a normal meal for dinner diet, are you?

Fighting Tao

Bebopclown wrote: »

Is that just something men are supposed to just accept and get over? Imagine you're at a nightclub and a girl you don't know decides to put her hand down your pants and shove her finger into your anus. Then she refuses to take it out as her and her friends are now all laughing at you. Everyone tells you to just get over it and it was just for fun. I don't understand why? I never understand why?
Then people give you **** for liking a movie like Friday The 13th because they're misogynistic. So I can't enjoy a movie cause they're apperently hatful towards women but women are allowed shove their fingers up your ass?

Have you tried wearing a belt instead of showing off your fake designer boxers?

The flying mouse

Never happened to me... ever. :-(

Ted111

Awareness is your number one defence.

If that's not enough try this

DJIMI TRARORE

ZeroThreat wrote: »

This happened to me once in the George, then the other patron raised his arms and said to me 'look, no hands'.....

A magican done that to me,all he said was,"thats magic"

Pat Mustard

Are you sure he didn't say "now then, now then"

mahoganygas

OP, does this happen often?

Winterlong

If I had a euro for every time a random woman approached me in a pub/nightclub and put her finger up my ass....

Mr. FoggPatches

This is the reason I never drink Guinness for at least two days before I go to nightclubs.

paralysed

Bebopclown wrote: »

Is that just something men are supposed to just accept and get over? Imagine you're at a nightclub and a girl you don't know decides to put her hand down your pants and shove her finger into your anus. Then she refuses to take it out as her and her friends are now all laughing at you. Everyone tells you to just get over it and it was just for fun. I don't understand why? I never understand why?

Tell her you only allow tongues up there!

Colser

Winterlong wrote:

If I had a euro for every time a random woman approached me in a pub/nightclub and put her finger up my ass....

Any chance of a loan?

biko

The weird threads starts early tonight

Fleawuss

It's a new religion. They're celebrating the fall of the patriarchy by digitizing the source of your OP.

That wasn't a nightclub OP, it was a puppet theatre. That finger was you being taken for a Muppet.

steddyeddy

Bebopclown wrote: »

Is that just something men are supposed to just accept and get over? Imagine you're at a nightclub and a girl you don't know decides to put her hand down your pants and shove her finger into your anus. Then she refuses to take it out as her and her friends are now all laughing at you. Everyone tells you to just get over it and it was just for fun. I don't understand why? I never understand why?
Then people give you **** for liking a movie like Friday The 13th because they're misogynistic. So I can't enjoy a movie cause they're apperently hatful towards women but women are allowed shove their fingers up your ass?

I've been groped in night clubs unfortunately but never finger penegrated praise the lord. Is that a regular occurence?

steddyeddy

Candie wrote: »

That wasn't a nightclub OP, it was a puppet theatre. That finger was you being taken for a Muppet.

The finger's not the only one to make that assumption.

steddyeddy

steddyeddy wrote: »

The finger's not the only one to make that assumption.

Don't be explaining my joke, Eddy!

Colser

Maybe the OP looks like Bosco..

steddyeddy

Candie wrote: »

Don't be explaining my joke, Eddy!

Sorry Candie

Felix Jones is God

Donal55 wrote: »

Whats the problem. Unless she's wearing rings.

She obviously wearing the OP's ring anyway

Outlaw Pete

OP, do you cycle a bicycle by any chance?

Maybe one of your bicycle clips has slipped down and the women think it's a anklet signally them that you're a man whore.

Just a thought. Happened me once.

osarusan

I'm just surprised the OP doesn't have a join date of yesterday and a post count of 1.

Widdershins

osarusan wrote: »

I'm just surprised the OP doesn't have a join date of yesterday and a post count of 1.

It's not a joke thread

FionnK86

OP this happened to me the other night too...must be some new thing

andekwarhola

It's an admirably dexterous feat to carry out actually. Presuming you weren't wearing a hospital gown, OP.

Captain Chaos

andekwarhola wrote: »

It's an admirably dexterous feat to carry out actually. Presuming you weren't wearing a hospital gown, OP.

Depends if they are wearing those jeans with the arse hanging around the back of the knees and not the typical skinny type they are all bet into.