Why are women allowed to stick their fingers up men's asses?

Bebopclown · 18-11-2016 02:21PM #1

Is that just something men are supposed to just accept and get over? Imagine you're at a nightclub and a girl you don't know decides to put her hand down your pants and shove her finger into your anus. Then she refuses to take it out as her and her friends are now all laughing at you. Everyone tells you to just get over it and it was just for fun. I don't understand why? I never understand why?
Then people give you **** for liking a movie like Friday The 13th because they're misogynistic. So I can't enjoy a movie cause they're apperently hatful towards women but women are allowed shove their fingers up your ass?

Donal55 · 18-11-2016 02:24PM

Bebopclown wrote: »

Is that just something men are supposed to just accept and get over? Imagine you're at a nightclub and a girl you don't know decides to put her hand down your pants and shove her finger into your anus. Then she refuses to take it out as her and her friends are now all laughing at you. Everyone tells you to just get over it and it was just for fun. I don't understand why? I never understand why?
Then people give you **** for liking a movie like Friday The 13th because they're misogynistic. So I can't enjoy a movie cause they're apperently hatful towards women but women are allowed shove their fingers up your ass?

Whats the problem. Unless she's wearing rings.

frag420 · 18-11-2016 02:25PM

Donal55 wrote: »

Whats the problem. Unless she's wearing rings.

or a watch...:eek:

Donal55 · 18-11-2016 02:25PM

frag420 wrote: »

or a watch...:eek:

Ouch.

GLaDOS · 18-11-2016 02:26PM

Just clench and break her finger, problem solved.

super_furry · 18-11-2016 02:27PM

God that's awful stuff. I mean, just terrible.

Where are these places where women are just sticking their fingers up the unsuspecting arses of men? Where exactly is this awful thing happening? Is there a certain night these women are out? Just so I can, em, avoid these specific places.

18-11-2016 02:27PM

Not only is it allowed, what galls me is the Government's "stick your finger up his arse, luv" promotional campaign. No wonder it's rampant.

JeffKenna · 18-11-2016 02:29PM

Better make sure I've wiped properly

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5 · 18-11-2016 02:30PM

Opened the spice thread by accident, it was about drugs, imaginary friend thread was about God, political correctness thread was about jailing a murderer. Saw this thread and thought 'well this is probably another one with a misleading title, wonder what it's really about, because it couldn't possibly be...oh'.

Kimbot · 18-11-2016 02:30PM

I gave every woman in the world permission to stick whatever they like up just your bum OP, you said you liked it :P

Robsweezie · 18-11-2016 02:30PM

A revenge Kancho is in order

CyrilFiggis · 18-11-2016 02:30PM

Bebopclown wrote: »

Is that just something men are supposed to just accept and get over? Imagine you're at a nightclub and a girl you don't know decides to put her hand down your pants and shove her finger into your anus. Then she refuses to take it out as her and her friends are now all laughing at you. Everyone tells you to just get over it and it was just for fun. I don't understand why? I never understand why?
Then people give you **** for liking a movie like Friday The 13th because they're misogynistic. So I can't enjoy a movie cause they're apperently hatful towards women but women are allowed shove their fingers up your ass?

This is why you shouldn't drink before popping into your Gp for a prostate exam

18-11-2016 02:31PM

super_furry wrote: »

God that's awful stuff. I mean, just terrible.

Where are these places where women are just sticking their fingers up the unsuspecting arses of men? Where exactly is this awful thing happening? Is there a certain night these women are out? Just so I can, em, avoid these specific places.

In bebopclown's imagination...really not sure how you can get in there tbh...

Fratton Fred · 18-11-2016 02:31PM

Deleted User wrote: »

Not only is it allowed, what galls me is the Government's "stick your finger up his arse, luv" promotional campaign. No wonder it's rampant.

Apparently, in some places it's not just woman doing it; And they aren't using their fingers either.:eek:

Fratton Fred · 18-11-2016 02:35PM

Doctor Jimbob wrote: »

It´s a bit early to be on the beer don´t you think OP?

It's a Friday. Any time after Wednesday midday is ok

super_furry · 18-11-2016 02:40PM

What you need to do is to go outside and look on the ground to see if you can find something to smoke. That should sort you out.

MarkR · 18-11-2016 02:41PM

She'd want to be careful. Could catch her ring in your ring. Bada boo bada bing. Something.

Rory28 · 18-11-2016 02:43PM

This is just the feminists getting back at the trump vote. We grab their pussy they stick a finger up our bum. like for like so no complaining out of you.

Pat Mustard · 18-11-2016 02:43PM

Bebopclown wrote: »

Imagine you're at a nightclub and a girl you don't know decides to put her hand down your pants and shove her finger into your anus.

OP tripping with the drugs for his endoscopy

Settle down there Martin, we'll have you unblocked and back up in the ward in no time.

uch · 18-11-2016 02:47PM

If any Bird stuck her finger up my hole it'd come back with no flesh on it, so work away

johnty56 · 18-11-2016 02:54PM

Hi OP... could you maybe call a friend or relative, or maybe your GP and ask them about it?
No harm to call them and have a chat maybe

RobertKK · 18-11-2016 02:55PM

This doesn't happen.

But if it did, you just apologise to the woman that the toilets had no toilet paper.

Widdershins · 18-11-2016 04:22PM

I'm a bit worried about the OP, you sound really stressed. Definitely talk to the GP please.

ZeroThreat · 18-11-2016 04:25PM

This happened to me once in the George, then the other patron raised his arms and said to me 'look, no hands'.....

jester77 · 18-11-2016 04:27PM

She's probably just tucking your haemorrhoids back in

topper75 · 18-11-2016 04:32PM

uch wrote: »

If any Bird stuck her finger up my hole it'd come back with no flesh on it, so work away

You are not on that faddish caustic soda for breakfast, caustic soda for lunch, and a normal meal for dinner diet, are you?

Fighting Tao · 18-11-2016 04:34PM

Bebopclown wrote: »

Is that just something men are supposed to just accept and get over? Imagine you're at a nightclub and a girl you don't know decides to put her hand down your pants and shove her finger into your anus. Then she refuses to take it out as her and her friends are now all laughing at you. Everyone tells you to just get over it and it was just for fun. I don't understand why? I never understand why?
Then people give you **** for liking a movie like Friday The 13th because they're misogynistic. So I can't enjoy a movie cause they're apperently hatful towards women but women are allowed shove their fingers up your ass?

Have you tried wearing a belt instead of showing off your fake designer boxers?

The flying mouse · 18-11-2016 04:39PM

Never happened to me... ever. :-(

Ted111 · 18-11-2016 04:41PM

Awareness is your number one defence.

If that's not enough try this

DJIMI TRARORE · 18-11-2016 04:41PM

ZeroThreat wrote: »

This happened to me once in the George, then the other patron raised his arms and said to me 'look, no hands'.....

A magican done that to me,all he said was,"thats magic"

Pat Mustard · 18-11-2016 04:43PM

Are you sure he didn't say "now then, now then"

Why are women allowed to stick their fingers up men's asses?

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