Toilet the sequel.

lazybones32 wrote: »

My brother took a photo of a particularly large dump he made one day. Not only did he show it* to his partner but she still has it on her phone.

I've used leaves and cotton balls but never a phone.

Rumpy Pumpy wrote: »

Dropped a few weight divisions in boxing parlance?

Sometimes.It can be pretty deceiving hobby for want of a better word,pastime would be more apt perhaps... Sometimes it feels like you have deposited a massive payload,wipe and confidently hop on the josie wales,only to discover you've a dropped a measly 10 ouncer,despite the feeling that it was close to a personal best,and the steaming pile of shíte is aesthetically a winner.Over many years, I've realised that this phenomenon is caused mainly by two culprits,the first and foremost reason is that the shíte,majestic looking as it may be,has the consistency of an aero bar,or honeycombed treat.Less common,usually occuring amongst beginners, is an inaccurate scales,and there was the one time was wearing the wrong glasses,oh how i laughed upon discovering the mishap,good times.Apologies,im ramblin
away talking shíte on the Internet again,you know how it goes yourself chief.Back to your question/query,in boxing parlance it definitely happens,usually in the lower weight categories,its rare enough that said.In general sporting parlance however,most jockeys would be familiar with the practice.