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Toilet the sequel.

  • 16-11-2016 10:31PM
    #1
    pragmatic1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭


    I say this discussed on a buzzfeed video one day when I was bored.

    When you make a poo and wipe, do you wipe sitting down or stand up, inspect and wipe again, if needs be?

    I'm in the latter camp. How does one know that one is clean without inspecting.


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  • #2
    The_Valeyard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    Ahhhhhhhhhhh, flushing meadows


  • #3
    Mr.Crinklewood
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,037 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Crinklewood


    Time for a new thread. ..

    We can post selfies of our wipe attempts.

    Other Boards members can then vote if we need to wipe again or not.


  • #4
    The_Valeyard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    Mr.Crinklewood wrote: »
    Time for a new thread. ..

    We can post selfies of our wipe attempts.

    Other Boards members can then vote if we need to wipe again or not.

    Bonus points for successfully navigating hemorrhoids


  • #5
    Your Face
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,275 ✭✭✭Your Face


    Ffs.


  • #6
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 2,032 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Your Face wrote: »
    Ffs.

    ^^^What he said^^^ I quite agree!!!

    What a weird question to ask anyone, let alone random strangers on the internet!

    If you simply must know for whatever odd reasons, then none of the above. I use water, haven't used paper in 15 years unless I absolutely have to use a public jacks, and would rate the health and hygiene benefits quite highly.


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  • #7
    Toots
    Business & Finance Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 17,009 Mod ✭✭✭✭Toots


    I think the OP is in the process of being toilet trained. He has another thread asking whether you take your dick and balls out while peeing, and here's a thread asking how to wipe your arse!

    Might I suggest you read "Everybody Poops" it probably contains all the info you need.


  • #8
    lazybones32
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,647 ✭✭✭lazybones32


    My brother took a photo of a particularly large dump he made one day. Not only did he show it* to his partner but she still has it on her phone. The man used $hit at least 3 times a day


    *the photo of the dump


  • #9
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,740 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Wasn't there a notorious poster around these parts who loved to discuss his poops? He isn't in circulation anymore I don't think.


  • #10
    pragmatic1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭pragmatic1


    Mr.Crinklewood wrote: »
    Time for a new thread. ..

    We can post selfies of our wipe attempts.

    Other Boards members can then vote if we need to wipe again or not.
    We'll call it The Great Boardsie Wipe off.

    Points for colour, texture, originality, conservation of paper, artistic merit and a bonus round.


  • #11
    pragmatic1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭pragmatic1


    Deleted User wrote: »
    ^^^What he said^^^ I quite agree!!!

    What a weird question to ask anyone, let alone random strangers on the internet!

    If you simply must know for whatever odd reasons, then none of the above. I use water, haven't used paper in 15 years unless I absolutely have to use a public jacks, and would rate the health and hygiene benefits quite highly.
    I'm not running for public office mate. It's an anonymous internet forum,


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  • #12
    pragmatic1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭pragmatic1


    Toots wrote: »
    I think the OP is in the process of being toilet trained. He has another thread asking whether you take your dick and balls out while peeing, and here's a thread asking how to wipe your arse!

    Might I suggest you read "Everybody Poops" it probably contains all the info you need.
    I prefer the Catholic version.


  • #13
    Fuzzytrooper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 896 ✭✭✭Fuzzytrooper


    pragmatic1 wrote: »
    I prefer the Catholic version.

    Concentrated evil I tells ya


  • #14
    whiskeyman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,564 ✭✭✭✭whiskeyman


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Wasn't there a notorious poster around these parts who loved to discuss his poops? He isn't in circulation anymore I don't think.

    Now children, gather round and let me tell you tales of the legend that was Flutt...


  • #15
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,740 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    whiskeyman wrote: »
    Now children, gather round and let me tell you tales of the legend that was Flutt...

    I like hearing these kinds of stories :)


  • #16
    whiskeyman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,564 ✭✭✭✭whiskeyman


    Deleted User wrote: »
    I like hearing these kinds of stories :)
    And so we shall begin....


    Once upon a pot...


  • #17
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,740 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    whiskeyman wrote: »
    And so we shall begin....


    Once upon a pot...

    Go on......



    :D


  • #18
    Rumpy Pumpy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,047 ✭✭✭Rumpy Pumpy


    Depends on the context. You certainly don't want to be looking if you're attempting a clean up operation after a particularly heavy night on Uncle Arthur's magic medicine. Far too traumatic. Different if you've been living a virtuous life and want to see if you've managed a 'winner, all white'.


  • #19
    darlett
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,316 ✭✭✭darlett


    whiskeyman wrote: »
    And so we shall begin....


    Once upon a pot...


    A very long, long poo ago...


  • #20
    pragmatic1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭pragmatic1


    Rumpy Pumpy wrote: »
    Depends on the context. You certainly don't want to be looking if you're attempting a clean up operation after a particularly heavy night on Uncle Arthur's magic medicine. Far too traumatic. Different if you've been living a virtuous life and want to see if you've managed a 'winner, all white'.
    Yeah. All white is what you're aiming for. The holy grail of bowel evacuations.


  • #21
    jacksie66
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,986 ✭✭✭jacksie66


    This post has been deleted.


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  • #22
    Rumpy Pumpy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,047 ✭✭✭Rumpy Pumpy


    pragmatic1 wrote: »
    Yeah. All white is what you're aiming for. The holy grail of bowel evacuations.

    Combined with a phantom. Like it never happened.


  • #23
    suicide_circus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,801 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus


    I plant my bare arse on the carpet and drag myself forward


  • #24
    JupiterKid
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 14,955 ✭✭✭✭JupiterKid


    I get the dog to lick my posterior after I evacuate my bowels.


  • #25
    lazybones32
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,647 ✭✭✭lazybones32


    In the spirit of this thread, I offer the example of artist Keith Boadwee...


    pittore.jpg


  • #26
    MEGA BRO WOLF 5000
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,885 ✭✭✭✭MEGA BRO WOLF 5000


    I thought toilet threads were banned in AH around 2005...


  • #27
    Toots
    Business & Finance Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 17,009 Mod ✭✭✭✭Toots


    pragmatic1 wrote: »
    I prefer the Catholic version.

    Or the alternative version Everybody Poops Except a Baby Without an Anus


  • #28
    Badly Drunk Boy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 7,423 ✭✭✭Badly Drunk Boy


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Wasn't there a notorious poster around these parts who loved to discuss his poops? He isn't in circulation anymore I don't think.

    Do you mean kfallon? If so, I'm sure he's still around.


  • #29
    learn_more
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,520 ✭✭✭learn_more


    I'm filthy rich. I have a maid permanently stationed in all my bathrooms that wipe me down.

    Regards,

    Simon Cowell.


  • #30
    The Domonator
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 304 ✭✭The Domonator


    I wear granny nappies.


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  • #31
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,740 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Badly Drunk Boy wrote: »
    Do you mean kfallon? If so, I'm sure he's still around.

    Nope.


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