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Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

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  • #5162
    kunst nugget
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭kunst nugget


    coolhull wrote: »
    "Annywon no if dats a hair piece dat Trump is warin"

    A hair- piece? God, no! That's the very same head of hair he was born with 70 years ago....

    You think he'd be able to afford a decent one…


  • #5163
    Dolbert
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,154 ✭✭✭Dolbert


    My labrador was born in 2008 it's now 2016 the way I'm adding it up hes ten now in dogs years??

    I don't even...


  • #5164
    inforfun
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,863 ✭✭✭✭inforfun


    Dolbert wrote: »
    I don't even...

    Please reply to them it is actually 4024 dog years. The world needs to see a brithday cake for that dog with 4024 candles on it


  • #5165
    robarmstrong
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,598 ✭✭✭robarmstrong


    "I'm not even messing ryt I don't watch the news or pay attention to stuff I have no idea about .. I only found out today who the **** Donald trunk and hilerly Clinton was and why theyre fightin feels like Obama only started I honestly dunno y he is quitting them presidents last as long as me ex"

    in the comments when someone starts laughing at her mispronouncing Trump's name -

    "donnell trunk then whatever his name is"

    When queried about our own president after someone explains to her that American Presidents have to leave office after a maximum of 8 years -

    "dats mad how come Mary McAleese is still goin???"

    Can't comprehend the sheer stupidity.


  • #5166
    ligerdub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,585 ✭✭✭ligerdub


    Unfortunately that sort of exchange is something I used to see all the time when I was a facebooker.


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  • #5167
    buckwheat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 344 ✭✭buckwheat


    ligerdub wrote: »
    Unfortunately that sort of exchange is something I used to see all the time when I was a facebooker.

    Did you delete your account then? Amazing stuff. Tell us more about that


  • #5168
    ligerdub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,585 ✭✭✭ligerdub


    buckwheat wrote: »
    Did you delete your account then? Amazing stuff. Tell us more about that

    Ha! Fair nuff. :)


  • #5169
    Big Nasty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,080 ✭✭✭✭Big Nasty


    ligerdub wrote: »
    Unfortunately that sort of exchange is something I used to see all the time when I was a facebooker.

    Betty you're a vegan too, right?


  • #5170
    ligerdub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,585 ✭✭✭ligerdub


    Big Nasty wrote: »
    Betty you're a vegan too, right?

    Yeah alright mate, I've already been slapped into sense.

    Ooooh Betty!


  • #5171
    coolhull
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    "All dis talk bout donald trump . Bullsh1t. Shur hes onley a man like de reste of us, like wot have he got dat I havnt got?"

    Well, let me see..... Apart from the fact that he is now the leader of the 'free world', managed to gain the support of tens of millions of people, is a multi-billionaire, has his own plane, yacht, hotels and golf courses, and married three former glamour models....
    Oh, and a reasonable command of the English language and spelling .
    Yeah you're right. Apart from those tiny little details, sure there's no difference between ye at all.


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  • #5172
    mackeire
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,281 ✭✭✭mackeire


    Why do people feel the need to 'check in' on Facebook when they go to the hospital?

    It must be purely looking for attention.


  • #5173
    Potential Underachiever
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,990 ✭✭✭Potential Underachiever


    mackeire wrote: »
    Why do people feel the need to 'check in' on Facebook when they go to the hospital?

    It must be purely looking for attention.

    Without any shadow of a doubt!


  • #5174
    Jijsaw
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,339 ✭✭✭Jijsaw


    "Anyone know how to get from Dublin to Ballintore in Kildare ?"


    Oh jeez, no I don't


  • #5175
    Jijsaw
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,339 ✭✭✭Jijsaw


    "Anyone know how to get from Dublin to Ballintore in Kildare ?"


    Oh jeez, no I don't :rolleyes:


  • #5176
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    robarmstrong wrote: »
    "I'm not even messing ryt I don't watch the news or pay attention to stuff I have no idea about .. I only found out today who the **** Donald trunk and hilerly Clinton was and why theyre fightin feels like Obama only started I honestly dunno y he is quitting them presidents last as long as me ex"

    in the comments when someone starts laughing at her mispronouncing Trump's name -

    "donnell trunk then whatever his name is"

    When queried about our own president after someone explains to her that American Presidents have to leave office after a maximum of 8 years -

    "dats mad how come Mary McAleese is still goin???"

    Can't comprehend the sheer stupidity.
    If this person is over 18, he or she is entitled to vote.

    Just think about that.


  • #5177
    Olishi4
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,469 ✭✭✭Olishi4


    mackeire wrote: »
    Why do people feel the need to 'check in' on Facebook when they go to the hospital?

    It must be purely looking for attention.

    And they don't give any idea of what is wrong or if it's serious and are still ambiguous when all the comments follow from their friends??? They then act as if its a private issue and tell one of the friends to pm them like it's noones business even though they put it out there and make you feel nosy :-s :)


  • #5178
    StripedBoxers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,112 ✭✭✭StripedBoxers


    ...
    I wld lv 2 b ah perfeshioele fotographere, ne1 no hw I wld go abt it?


  • #5179
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,802 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    No wonder I can never find them in the phonebook, I am looking up the wrong spelling


  • #5180
    LynnGrace
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,347 ✭✭✭LynnGrace


    robarmstrong wrote: »
    "I'm not even messing ryt I don't watch the news or pay attention to stuff I have no idea about .. I only found out today who the **** Donald trunk and hilerly Clinton was and why theyre fightin feels like Obama only started I honestly dunno y he is quitting them presidents last as long as me ex"

    in the comments when someone starts laughing at her mispronouncing Trump's name -

    "donnell trunk then whatever his name is"

    When queried about our own president after someone explains to her that American Presidents have to leave office after a maximum of 8 years -

    "dats mad how come Mary McAleese is still goin???"

    Can't comprehend the sheer stupidity.

    I love this thread.

    The level of stupidity displayed by that Facebook post though is a bit depressing.


  • #5181
    Gunslinger92
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,901 ✭✭✭Gunslinger92


    StripedBoxers wrote: »
    ...

    Ah no this can't be real... it's surely a pisstake :(


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  • #5182
    MonkstownHoop
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,196 ✭✭✭MonkstownHoop


    'AMERICA,YOU REAP WHAT YOU SOW!!
    God help planet earth!!'

    This from a person not even registered to vote in their own country.


  • #5183
    anewme
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,139 ✭✭✭✭anewme


    Apart from the depressing empty vessels with their silly Donal trumpk comments I loved reading the story of Walnut's last walk and the dog owners from all over the world sending their love even if I did have to buy a new box of tissues..


  • #5184
    StripedBoxers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,112 ✭✭✭StripedBoxers


    Gunslinger92 wrote: »
    Ah no this can't be real... it's surely a pisstake :(
    Unfortunately it is real.

    Some of the statuses this person posts would baffle you as to how on earth they have made it through life with spelling like that.


  • #5185
    infogiver
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,505 ✭✭✭infogiver


    Potential Underachiever wrote: »
    Without any shadow of a doubt!

    Actually I'd be the first to agree but a friend of mine is in the 2nd year of biopsy/test results/ treatment nightmare and every time she goes to hospital she checks in and finds the well wishers very comforting
    It wouldn't be me but I suppose it's harming no one


  • #5186
    Widdershins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,633 ✭✭✭✭Widdershins


    Jijsaw wrote: »
    "Anyone know how to get from Dublin to Ballintore in Kildare ?"


    Oh jeez, no I don't :rolleyes:

    Teleportation.


  • #5187
    Potential Underachiever
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,990 ✭✭✭Potential Underachiever


    infogiver wrote: »
    Actually I'd be the first to agree but a friend of mine is in the 2nd year of biopsy/test results/ treatment nightmare and every time she goes to hospital she checks in and finds the well wishers very comforting
    It wouldn't be me but I suppose it's harming no one

    Ah yea, that's fair enough of course, just in general it'd be rare enough that it's not attention seeking.


  • #5188
    LittleMuppet
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 135 ✭✭LittleMuppet


    Don't care what anyone says ye!! Conor mcgregor has the potential to rip his apoinent apart!! .. let's have it lads!! Team mcgregor all they way win or loss he is the king of MMA!! **** the haters!! #gingersforlife!! Sexy'st ginger alive!! Apart from me obviously

    This is one of many... apoinent took me a while!


  • #5189
    LittleMuppet
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 135 ✭✭LittleMuppet


    Don't care what anyone says ye!! Conor mcgregor has the potential to rip his apoinent apart!! .. let's have it lads!! Team mcgregor all they way win or loss he is the king of MMA!! **** the haters!! #gingersforlife!! Sexy'st ginger alive!! Apart from me obviously

    This is one of many... apoinent took me a while!


  • #5190
    coolhull
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    I saw one recently....

    "Checking in at me ma's house"

    Yeah, I was really curious as to your whereabouts.


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  • #5191
    rawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,093 ✭✭✭rawn


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