The most amazing thing anyone has ever said to you..

donegaLroad · 11-11-2016 01:38PM #1

the death of Leonard Cohen reminded me of the most amazing and poetic thing anyone has ever said to me, here goes..

'when we die I wish our two souls could wrap themselves around each other and go flying across the Universe together forever..'

her words still haunt me today, 20 years later.

so, what is the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to you?

SEPT 23 1989 · 11-11-2016 01:40PM

"would Daddy like to hold her?"

partyguinness · 11-11-2016 01:40PM

I was told:

'You are an exceedingly good ****.'

I married her.

manonboard · 11-11-2016 01:44PM

"Is this ok?" - 2 weeks ago from a woman who was about to take my pants off.

It was the first time a woman had ever sought my consent about my body.

It was one of the most intense feelings of respect i had ever felt.

I'm 31, male.

robarmstrong · 11-11-2016 01:49PM

"don't be leavin' dat immersion on ye little fcuk the bill be through the roof!"

My darling mother after slapping the head off of me as a young man.

Instilled a high level of responsibility in me ever since.

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1 · 11-11-2016 01:57PM

"I do"

Ted111 · 11-11-2016 01:58PM

partyguinness wrote: »

'You are an exceedingly good ****.'

Your wife is Mr. Kipling!!

Didas · 11-11-2016 01:59PM

You can get a free coke if you purchase the medium meal.

partyguinness · 11-11-2016 02:00PM

Ted111 wrote: »

Your wife is Mr. Kipling!!

Mrs Kipling I'll have you know.

Henry Ford III · 11-11-2016 02:01PM

"Very impressive".

whoopsadoodles · 11-11-2016 02:14PM

"You're the kind of person who leaves people better than when you found them"

Summer wind · 11-11-2016 02:17PM

I Love you mammy.

Head Wreck · 11-11-2016 02:18PM

"Anyone for a line"

Head Wreck · 11-11-2016 02:20PM

Cheesy as fcuk but the first time my daughter told me "I wuv you daddy"

sbsquarepants · 11-11-2016 02:21PM

Many years ago my nanny was dying - it had been a long time coming and at this stage she had kind of lapsed into a coma, she was unconscious for about 2 days or so - I was unaware at the time as I was off playing Charlie Sheen as I was wont to do at the time.
Eventually I got word and made my way to the house, I went up to her bedroom where she was just lying there, as good as dead for all intents and purposes. My ma was there with her and said i'll leave you to say goodbye, so I sat down beside her, took her hand and gave it a kiss, right at that moment she opened her eyes, turned her head to look at me and said "I've been waiting for you" then she just died right there and then.

dissed doc · 11-11-2016 02:22PM

"it's like being in a meeting with Donald Trump"

Phoebas · 11-11-2016 02:30PM

dissed doc wrote: »

"it's like being in a meeting with Donald Trump"

You can't be just grabbing people like that.

partyguinness · 11-11-2016 02:30PM

sbsquarepants wrote: »

Many years ago my nanny was dying - it had been a long time coming and at this stage she had kind of lapsed into a coma, she was unconscious for about 2 days or so - I was unaware at the time as I was off playing Charlie Sheen as I was wont to do at the time.
Eventually I got word and made my way to the house, I went up to her bedroom where she was just lying there, as good as dead for all intents and purposes. My ma was there with her and said i'll leave you to say goodbye, so I sat down beside her, took her hand and gave it a kiss, right at that moment she opened her eyes, turned her head to look at me and said "I've been waiting for you" then she just died right there and then.

Thanks for dropping by Mr Reaper.

ps You could have left Leonard Cohen alone for another few years. Just saying.

Your Face · 11-11-2016 02:31PM

Once someone asked me the following:

'So, what is the most amazing thing anyone ever said to you?'

Stone Deaf 4evr · 11-11-2016 02:33PM

'You're much bigger than other guys I've been with'

Snow White really knows how to push my buttons.

partyguinness · 11-11-2016 02:36PM

Stone Deaf 4evr wrote: »

'You're much bigger than other guys I've been with'

Snow White really knows how to push my buttons.

Yes. that's a double edged sword.

On the one hand- 'Oh yeah...who's the man.'

But on the other hand, you are instantly reminded that other guys have been there already and had there wicked way.

Stone Deaf 4evr · 11-11-2016 02:40PM

partyguinness wrote: »

Yes. that's a double edged sword.

On the one hand- 'Oh yeah...who's the man.'

But on the other hand, you are instantly reminded that other guys have been there already and had there wicked way.

It's called 'drilling a pilot hole'

9or10 · 11-11-2016 02:42PM

Easy

Dya want fries with that?

buried · 11-11-2016 02:45PM

Get out of my dreams and get into my car

partyguinness · 11-11-2016 02:50PM

Stone Deaf 4evr wrote: »

'You're much bigger than other guys I've been with'

Snow White really knows how to push my buttons.

Not wishing to digress too much but would any guy (Trump excepted) say a similar thing to a lady?

'Oh baby your genitalia is so much I]nicer/warmer/tighter/wetter/less fragrant[/I than any other women I've been with.'

gizmo555 · 11-11-2016 02:58PM

partyguinness wrote: »

Not wishing to digress too much but would any guy (Trump excepted) say a similar thing to a lady?

'Oh baby your genitalia is so much I]nicer/warmer/tighter/wetter/less fragrant[/I than any other women I've been with.'

Of course not - "genitalia" is plural.

11-11-2016 03:01PM

Probably not the MOST amazing thing but anyway...

When I was a kid my parents had a friend that was always visiting us. He was a really nice man and would bring sweets for us. He was really funny as well so we all loved him. He was a real unique looking guy, very short with a ginger moustache. Smoked non stop.
He got lung cancer and when he was dying my dad took me to see him in the hospital. It was scary to see him like that. He looked at me and said in his most serious voice... "Take a look at me now and never EVER smoke... because it stunts your growth!"
I burst out laughing. I thought it was pretty amazing that on his death bed he still made a frightened kid laugh.

manonboard · 11-11-2016 03:01PM

partyguinness wrote: »

Yes. that's a double edged sword.

On the one hand- 'Oh yeah...who's the man.'

But on the other hand, you are instantly reminded that other guys have been there already and had there wicked way.

i say this light heartily, but rationally perhaps correct.

Is this way of thinking not a form of slut shaming?

cocoman · 11-11-2016 03:21PM

"Have you ever heard of boards.ie?"

MeatTwoVeg · 11-11-2016 03:25PM

What a magnificent penis.

Tilikum · 11-11-2016 03:26PM

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

"would Daddy like to hold her?"

I don't need to read anymore after that one.

Brilliant.

The most amazing thing anyone has ever said to you..

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