The most amazing thing anyone has ever said to you..

donegaLroad

the death of Leonard Cohen reminded me of the most amazing and poetic thing anyone has ever said to me, here goes..

'when we die I wish our two souls could wrap themselves around each other and go flying across the Universe together forever..'

her words still haunt me today, 20 years later.


so, what is the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to you?

SEPT 23 1989

"would Daddy like to hold her?"

partyguinness

I was told:

'You are an exceedingly good ****.'

I married her.

manonboard

"Is this ok?" - 2 weeks ago from a woman who was about to take my pants off.

It was the first time a woman had ever sought my consent about my body.

It was one of the most intense feelings of respect i had ever felt.

I'm 31, male.

robarmstrong

"don't be leavin' dat immersion on ye little fcuk the bill be through the roof!"

My darling mother after slapping the head off of me as a young man.

Instilled a high level of responsibility in me ever since.

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

"I do"

Ted111

partyguinness wrote: »

'You are an exceedingly good ****.'

Your wife is Mr. Kipling!!

Didas

You can get a free coke if you purchase the medium meal.

partyguinness

Ted111 wrote: »

Your wife is Mr. Kipling!!

Mrs Kipling I'll have you know.

Henry Ford III

"Very impressive".

whoopsadoodles

"You're the kind of person who leaves people better than when you found them"

Summer wind

I Love you mammy.

Head Wreck

"Anyone for a line"

Head Wreck

Cheesy as fcuk but the first time my daughter told me "I wuv you daddy"

sbsquarepants

Many years ago my nanny was dying - it had been a long time coming and at this stage she had kind of lapsed into a coma, she was unconscious for about 2 days or so - I was unaware at the time as I was off playing Charlie Sheen as I was wont to do at the time.
Eventually I got word and made my way to the house, I went up to her bedroom where she was just lying there, as good as dead for all intents and purposes. My ma was there with her and said i'll leave you to say goodbye, so I sat down beside her, took her hand and gave it a kiss, right at that moment she opened her eyes, turned her head to look at me and said "I've been waiting for you" then she just died right there and then.

dissed doc

"it's like being in a meeting with Donald Trump"

Phoebas

dissed doc wrote: »

"it's like being in a meeting with Donald Trump"

You can't be just grabbing people like that.

partyguinness

sbsquarepants wrote: »

Many years ago my nanny was dying - it had been a long time coming and at this stage she had kind of lapsed into a coma, she was unconscious for about 2 days or so - I was unaware at the time as I was off playing Charlie Sheen as I was wont to do at the time.
Eventually I got word and made my way to the house, I went up to her bedroom where she was just lying there, as good as dead for all intents and purposes. My ma was there with her and said i'll leave you to say goodbye, so I sat down beside her, took her hand and gave it a kiss, right at that moment she opened her eyes, turned her head to look at me and said "I've been waiting for you" then she just died right there and then.

Thanks for dropping by Mr Reaper.

ps You could have left Leonard Cohen alone for another few years. Just saying.

Your Face

Once someone asked me the following:

'So, what is the most amazing thing anyone ever said to you?'

Stone Deaf 4evr

'You're much bigger than other guys I've been with'


Snow White really knows how to push my buttons.

partyguinness

Stone Deaf 4evr wrote: »

'You're much bigger than other guys I've been with'


Snow White really knows how to push my buttons.

Yes. that's a double edged sword.

On the one hand- 'Oh yeah...who's the man.'

But on the other hand, you are instantly reminded that other guys have been there already and had there wicked way.

Stone Deaf 4evr

partyguinness wrote: »

Yes. that's a double edged sword.

On the one hand- 'Oh yeah...who's the man.'

But on the other hand, you are instantly reminded that other guys have been there already and had there wicked way.

It's called 'drilling a pilot hole'

9or10

Easy

Dya want fries with that?

buried

Get out of my dreams and get into my car

partyguinness

Stone Deaf 4evr wrote: »

'You're much bigger than other guys I've been with'


Snow White really knows how to push my buttons.

Not wishing to digress too much but would any guy (Trump excepted) say a similar thing to a lady?

'Oh baby your genitalia is so much I]nicer/warmer/tighter/wetter/less fragrant[/I than any other women I've been with.'

gizmo555

partyguinness wrote: »

Not wishing to digress too much but would any guy (Trump excepted) say a similar thing to a lady?

'Oh baby your genitalia is so much I]nicer/warmer/tighter/wetter/less fragrant[/I than any other women I've been with.'

Of course not - "genitalia" is plural.

Probably not the MOST amazing thing but anyway...

When I was a kid my parents had a friend that was always visiting us. He was a really nice man and would bring sweets for us. He was really funny as well so we all loved him. He was a real unique looking guy, very short with a ginger moustache. Smoked non stop.
He got lung cancer and when he was dying my dad took me to see him in the hospital. It was scary to see him like that. He looked at me and said in his most serious voice... "Take a look at me now and never EVER smoke... because it stunts your growth!"
I burst out laughing. I thought it was pretty amazing that on his death bed he still made a frightened kid laugh.

manonboard

partyguinness wrote: »

Yes. that's a double edged sword.

On the one hand- 'Oh yeah...who's the man.'

But on the other hand, you are instantly reminded that other guys have been there already and had there wicked way.

i say this light heartily, but rationally perhaps correct.

Is this way of thinking not a form of slut shaming?

cocoman

"Have you ever heard of boards.ie?"

MeatTwoVeg

What a magnificent penis.

Tilikum

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

"would Daddy like to hold her?"

I don't need to read anymore after that one.

Brilliant.

uch

Throw it in the back door there and we'll see how it feels

Boom_Bap

"Is this your card?"

pumpkin4life

You are an odd fellow, but you steam a good ham.

Stone Deaf 4evr

manonboard wrote: »

i say this light heartily, but rationally perhaps correct.

Is this way of thinking not a form of slut shaming?

I've a feeling that everyone has missed the joke in the mad rush to be offended.

Sciprio

"Cup of tea for the big fella?"

Mint Sauce

Love you Uncle *****

Heart melted.

Sue Pa Key Pa

Your prostate if perfectly fine

andekwarhola

manonboard wrote: »

i say this light heartily, but rationally perhaps correct.

Is this way of thinking not a form of slut shaming?

Arise, Sir Lancelot.

diomed

you won a car in the credit union draw

MRnotlob606

I want to soak in your bile

osarusan

It wasn't quite to me, but within my hearing, from my older child to my younger child, who was unhappy about something: "dad will make it better. He always does."

Boom_Bap

osarusan wrote: »

It wasn't quite to me, but within my hearing, from my older child to my younger child, who was unhappy about something: "dad will make it better. He always does."

My son said to his friend "My dad would beat your dad up in a fight".

Four Phucs Ache

My wife was pregnant on our 2nd child 6 years ago and we got a gift of a 3d/4d scan.She was 4-5 months gone at the time and we agreed we wanted to know the sex if possible.

The 2 of us, our son and the nurse where trying to locate that area and she said there you go , leaving it up to us to realise the sex.

I said, Oh there they are look , clear as day, two little marbles !

The nurse gave it a few seconds and said,

" Well It would be the first girl to have marbles on this screen"



We cried with laughter and joy !

buried

Boom_Bap wrote: »

"Is this your card?"

Got that once myself from a Pub landlord handing me back my debit card - "There's no ATM machine in the jacks, son"

Gmol

My 7 year old said 'you're the best dad a boy could wish for' got sand in my eye around the same time!!

corner of hells

Boom_Bap wrote: »

My son said to his friend "My dad would beat your dad up in a fight".

Years ago my then four year old son was walking beside me at an away match my older son was playing in.

To get to where the parents from my club were standing we had to pass opposition parents , players and mentors.

Right at the most opportune moment he stopped and in a hulk type pose ,pointed at me and roared at the opposition " that's my dad ".

MadDog76

"Trump won ........."

eviltwin

sbsquarepants wrote: »

Many years ago my nanny was dying - it had been a long time coming and at this stage she had kind of lapsed into a coma, she was unconscious for about 2 days or so - I was unaware at the time as I was off playing Charlie Sheen as I was wont to do at the time.
Eventually I got word and made my way to the house, I went up to her bedroom where she was just lying there, as good as dead for all intents and purposes. My ma was there with her and said i'll leave you to say goodbye, so I sat down beside her, took her hand and gave it a kiss, right at that moment she opened her eyes, turned her head to look at me and said "I've been waiting for you" then she just died right there and then.

Ah God

Sue Pa Key Pa

sbsquarepants wrote: »

Many years ago my nanny was dying - it had been a long time coming and at this stage she had kind of lapsed into a coma, she was unconscious for about 2 days or so - I was unaware at the time as I was off playing Charlie Sheen as I was wont to do at the time.
Eventually I got word and made my way to the house, I went up to her bedroom where she was just lying there, as good as dead for all intents and purposes. My ma was there with her and said i'll leave you to say goodbye, so I sat down beside her, took her hand and gave it a kiss, right at that moment she opened her eyes, turned her head to look at me and said "I've been waiting for you" then she just died right there and then.

Ah Jaysus, that's unreal.

I lost all my grandparents before I was 12. I now look at the relationship my two boys (28 & 24) have with their 4 grandparents and realise I lost out on something pretty unique

*coughs between the tears*