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Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

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  • #5132
    ED E
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 36,094 ✭✭✭✭ED E


    rawn wrote: »
    "So its not extra hour in bed .read this i make sence .brunettes have brains haha .so im in bed at 12 alarm set for 7-45 k dats 7hrs 45mins sleep .the clocks go back at 12 n my alarm is still set for 7:45 but cz the clock goes back it be 6:45 an wen its 12 its 11 thats still 7hrs 45mins sleep 😂😂😂 booyea 😂😂"

    Maybe it'd be better for the rest of us if they never woke up...


  • #5133
    prinzeugen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,882 ✭✭✭prinzeugen


    rawn wrote: »
    "So its not extra hour in bed .read this i make sence .brunettes have brains haha .so im in bed at 12 alarm set for 7-45 k dats 7hrs 45mins sleep .the clocks go back at 12 n my alarm is still set for 7:45 but cz the clock goes back it be 6:45 an wen its 12 its 11 thats still 7hrs 45mins sleep 😂😂😂 booyea 😂😂"

    Shoot them now.. Just for the spelling..

    Just waiting for the usual "its a gobernment conspiricy changing the clock is" (not my spelling) posts..


  • #5134
    cruais
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,559 ✭✭✭cruais


    rawn wrote: »
    "So its not extra hour in bed .read this i make sence .brunettes have brains haha .so im in bed at 12 alarm set for 7-45 k dats 7hrs 45mins sleep .the clocks go back at 12 n my alarm is still set for 7:45 but cz the clock goes back it be 6:45 an wen its 12 its 11 thats still 7hrs 45mins sleep 😂😂😂 booyea 😂😂"

    reading that gave me a headache :(


  • #5135
    rawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,093 ✭✭✭rawn


    cruais wrote:
    reading that gave me a headache


    The discussion is still going on, 120-something comments, the poor girl still doesn't get it!


  • #5136
    HellSquirrel
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,078 ✭✭✭HellSquirrel


    rawn wrote: »
    "So its not extra hour in bed .read this i make sence .brunettes have brains haha .so im in bed at 12 alarm set for 7-45 k dats 7hrs 45mins sleep .the clocks go back at 12 n my alarm is still set for 7:45 but cz the clock goes back it be 6:45 an wen its 12 its 11 thats still 7hrs 45mins sleep 😂😂😂 booyea 😂😂"

    This would be a good moment for the Picard double-facepalm. The "brunettes have brains" given the topic really does it.


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  • #5137
    rawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,093 ✭✭✭rawn


    "Yea i get the extra hour part cz ur in bed an hour earlier but wen u wake up wen its gettin bright ul wake up late cz it wont be 7:45 it will be 8:45 haha ul be late for work ma *name* see get me now"


  • #5138
    fineso.mom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,094 ✭✭✭fineso.mom


    I wonder did anyone tell her the clocks didn't go back at 12 but at 2? Would have confused her totally.


  • #5139
    ligerdub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,585 ✭✭✭ligerdub


    Great post to be fair. One thing about people like her, they are rarely short of friends.


  • #5140
    Robsweezie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,434 ✭✭✭Robsweezie


    harry poter and the prisoners anus is the best of the series


  • #5141
    Dolbert
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,154 ✭✭✭Dolbert


    "This is driving me mad. Linda was the holding her baby in the kitchen yesterday. He spoke a word. But I taught he had brain damage. Tia"

    Turns out that she was talking about an episode of Eastenders :/


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  • #5142
    mackeire
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,281 ✭✭✭mackeire


    Dolbert wrote: »
    "This is driving me mad. Linda was the holding her baby in the kitchen yesterday. He spoke a word. But I taught he had brain damage. Tia"

    Turns out that she was talking about an episode of Eastenders :/

    Anyone know page on Facebook, how some of these people get through each day is beyond me!
    Saw a lad recently asking how to turn off the lights in his car!!!


  • #5143
    Gunslinger92
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,901 ✭✭✭Gunslinger92


    mackeire wrote: »
    Anyone know page on Facebook, how some of these people get through each day is beyond me!
    Saw a lad recently asking how to turn off the lights in his car!!!

    I love and hate that page at the same time, can't bring myself to unfollow it, the entertainment factor is too high :D


  • #5144
    LynnGrace
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,346 ✭✭✭LynnGrace


    rawn wrote: »
    "So its not extra hour in bed .read this i make sence .brunettes have brains haha .so im in bed at 12 alarm set for 7-45 k dats 7hrs 45mins sleep .the clocks go back at 12 n my alarm is still set for 7:45 but cz the clock goes back it be 6:45 an wen its 12 its 11 thats still 7hrs 45mins sleep 😂😂😂 booyea 😂😂"
    cruais wrote: »
    reading that gave me a headache :(

    Same here. My poor head!


  • #5145
    StupidLikeAFox
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,860 ✭✭✭StupidLikeAFox


    Gunslinger92 wrote: »
    I love and hate that page at the same time, can't bring myself to unfollow it, the entertainment factor is too high :D

    What is this page?


  • #5146
    coolhull
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    StupidLikeAFox wrote: »
    What is this page?

    Take your pick....


  • #5147
    Gunslinger92
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,901 ✭✭✭Gunslinger92


    StupidLikeAFox wrote: »
    What is this page?
    mackeire wrote: »
    Anyone know page on Facebook, how some of these people get through each day is beyond me!
    Saw a lad recently asking how to turn off the lights in his car!!!

    If you type anyone know? into facebook search bar it should appear


  • #5148
    castletownman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,693 ✭✭✭✭castletownman


    My news feed is currently been taken up by a public spat between two young ones. One reputedly was involved with the other's man, resulting in a nasty break up.

    Anyway in the midst of the usual 'don't mind her hun xx' replies of solidarity, I noticed one with an unintentionally killer innuendo.....

    "......took me ages to get over him but now there's love and thrust back in my life again"

    Thrust. Giggity


  • #5149
    Lucyfur
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,513 ✭✭✭✭Lucyfur


    "Having a healthy swandwitch and enjoying it"

    A swandwitch? Did she headbutt the keyboard?


  • #5150
    yerwanthere123
    Moderators, Sports Moderators, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,021 Mod ✭✭✭✭yerwanthere123


    Do aeroplanes take petrol or what's the story? What's the chemical anyone know? Don't say jet fuel, what is the jet fuel? #thinkingabouteverythingmode

    If only there was a popular search engine we could type these questions into.


  • #5151
    yellowlabrador
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,212 ✭✭✭yellowlabrador


    I am too depressed. Not sending Daniel to school today. Just want him close. Can't stop crying. It feels like someone died. That's how I feel. Just massively disappointed and afraid.

    a friend in the US.
    Trump's storm troopers are gathering as we speak.....


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  • #5152
    inforfun
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,860 ✭✭✭✭inforfun


    People like that are more dangerous than Trump will ever be.


  • #5153
    Cantona's Collars
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,709 ✭✭✭✭Cantona's Collars


    yerwanthere123 wrote: »
    If only there was a popular search engine we could type these questions into.

    Google does not apply to those types who populate Facebook. My sister is a prime example, she "hasn't time to look up stuff online" yet seems to be on Facebook 24/7. There's one Facebook page here that is full of those types, "how do I get a loan from the credit union?" or "does anybody know what time (insert shops name) opens at?"


  • #5154
    ligerdub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,585 ✭✭✭ligerdub


    Not facebook but a woman texted in to FM 104 today to say "how will I explain this to my 8 year old son?". What??!!


  • #5155
    Pherekydes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 16,273 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    inforfun wrote: »
    People like that are more dangerous than Trump will ever be.

    You think that a parent who kept their child home from school is more dangerous than the candidate whose election gives licence to the likes of the KKK to "take back" the country?


  • #5156
    Grayson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,094 ✭✭✭✭Grayson


    inforfun wrote: »
    People like that are more dangerous than Trump will ever be.

    Without derailing the thread I fail to see how that woman is more dangerous than the president elect of the US. She's done the worst she can, she's posted a crappy FB update. If trump posts something dodgy on twitter/fb it could lead to an armed confrontation between countries.

    Maybe we'll need a separate thread for Trumps FB/twitter spats :)


  • #5157
    clairewithani
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,270 ✭✭✭clairewithani


    Grayson wrote: »
    Without derailing the thread I fail to see how that woman is more dangerous than the president elect of the US. She's done the worst she can, she's posted a crappy FB update. If trump posts something dodgy on twitter/fb it could lead to an armed confrontation between countries.

    Maybe we'll need a separate thread for Trumps FB/twitter spats :)

    People's sarcasm radar broken or what. It was obviously a joke.


  • #5158
    sullivlo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,994 ✭✭✭sullivlo


    I would like to say thank you to everyone that was there to share such an amazing experience of my life and those 500+ that watched it live on Facebook from America, Canada, Ireland, Spain , South Africa and England (mama I got friends). Those who have been around from the start and those just after coming into my life 'thank you' and I truly mean it.

    P.S no I have not given up on rugby😡 I'm just taking a break to help people come into Christ and to be a part of such an amazing church, but trust that when I get back the grind to go pro will be on fire and I won't stop till mama don't have to work no moreðŸ‘ðŸ¾ðŸ’ªðŸ¾ #mormon #lds #missioncall #capetown #southafrica #keepdreaming #rugby #soletsgo

    A friend liked this so I have no idea of the context.


  • #5159
    sullivlo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,994 ✭✭✭sullivlo


    Also:
    See you I'm telling ya you better not ring my das phone again. Sick of you running your big mouth. I'll slap the ****in head off you again *****. **** off ya thick ****. Giving it loads about other people not giving a **** about your kids when you don't even give a **** about them. Did you forget you chose drugs over them. Give your head a shake living in a ****in fantasy world. Someone show this to that dumb **** ****** *****.

    The surname of ***** is the same surname as the person who wrote the status (I'm guessing some sort of relative?). Someone else of the same surname said "will I tag her?" Which got lots of likes so ****** was tagged!

    ****** is yet to respond however I will keep you posted.


  • #5160
    coolhull
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    "Annywon no if dats a hair piece dat Trump is warin"

    A hair- piece? God, no! That's the very same head of hair he was born with 70 years ago....


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  • #5161
    TheChevron
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,065 ✭✭✭TheChevron


    Can someone aspect me on the mammies page crackin

    Aspect


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