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Are you good looking?

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  • #62
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    Yup. I consider myself a 9 out of 10 (maybe 8 without makeup). I'm modest too :)


  • #63
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,237 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    Yup. I consider myself a 9 out of 10 (maybe 8 without makeup). I'm modest too :)

    Ah. A "Whiskas"! :D


  • #64
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    jimgoose wrote: »
    Ah. A "Whiskas"! :D

    I make sure to pluck them before I apply makeup :pac:


  • #65
    valoren
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,707 ✭✭✭valoren


    If I had a 'model look' it wouldn't be called FERRARI it would be called LADA


  • #66
    PaddyWilliams
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,121 ✭✭✭PaddyWilliams


    Dr Crayfish wrote: »
    Can someone explain what all this mass and bruh sh*t is that people go on about from time to time here? What's it all about? Is it mocking people? Do some Americans say these things or something?

    Mass is muscle mass. Bruh is 'bro'.

    You go to the gym to get your gainz in the muscle department. It's all about the mass, bruh. Do you even lift? :D:D


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  • #67
    Ben Gadot
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,767 ✭✭✭Ben Gadot


    I was once, my looks have been ravaged by the gargle...still worth it though. ;)


  • #68
    Dr Crayfish
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,960 ✭✭✭Dr Crayfish


    PaddyWilliams wrote: »
    Mass is muscle mass. Bruh is 'bro'.

    You go to the gym to get your gainz in the muscle department. It's all about the mass, bruh. Do you even lift? :D:D

    Ok, but why are people talking like this? People don't say "bro" in Ireland.


  • #69
    B.A._Baracus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,309 ✭✭✭✭B.A._Baracus


    It's funny that a girl can get sex more easily than a man tho (to talk about what the op said)...

    As a bloke I sadly say that women won the battle of the sexes a long time ago.


  • #70
    valoren
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,707 ✭✭✭valoren


    PaddyWilliams wrote: »
    Mass is muscle mass. Bruh is 'bro'.

    You go to the gym to get your gainz in the muscle department. It's all about the mass, bruh. Do you even lift? :D:D

    You got some gainz bruh, srlsy, no homo :pac:


  • #71
    Maximus Alexander
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,080 ✭✭✭✭Maximus Alexander


    My girlfriend tells me I'm very good looking. She's pretty much always right about everything.

    I doubt if there's any bias there at all.


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  • #72
    Maximus Alexander
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,080 ✭✭✭✭Maximus Alexander


    B.A._Baracus wrote: »
    It's funny that a girl can get sex more easily than a man tho (to talk about what the op said)...

    As a bloke I sadly say that women won the battle of the sexes a long time ago.

    Can they? Who are they having sex with then? Surely there's a man involved most of the time?


  • #73
    wakka12
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,786 ✭✭✭wakka12


    Dr Crayfish wrote: »
    Can someone explain what all this mass and bruh sh*t is that people go on about from time to time here? What's it all about? Is it mocking people? Do some Americans say these things or something?

    Generally theyre making fun of jocks who speak like that on sites like the bodybuilding forum


  • #74
    Dr Crayfish
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,960 ✭✭✭Dr Crayfish


    wakka12 wrote: »
    Generally theyre making fun of jocks who speak like that on sites like the bodybuilding forum

    Right because we all hang around on bodybuilding forums and are familiar with their lingo? That went over my head.


  • #75
    Dr Crayfish
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,960 ✭✭✭Dr Crayfish


    Maximus Alexander wrote: »
    Can they? Who are they having sex with then? Surely there's a man involved most of the time?

    I think a handful of blokes bang tonnes of women. It's the only theory that makes sense.


  • #76
    Steve F
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,860 ✭✭✭Steve F


    Butters1979 wrote: »
    A beard is half a mask. The modern equivalent to wearing a paper bag on your head. Good looking people don't have beards.

    Really?


  • #77
    wakka12
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,786 ✭✭✭wakka12


    Maximus Alexander wrote: »
    Can they? Who are they having sex with then? Surely there's a man involved most of the time?

    Yes but men generally have lower standards so less attractive girls get more sex than less attractive guys. If you want to pretend an obese man would have the same chances of getting laid at a club as an obese woman does then okay

    Even as a gay man from my viewpoint this power set up with regards straight dating is very evident to me


  • #78
    B.A._Baracus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,309 ✭✭✭✭B.A._Baracus


    Maximus Alexander wrote: »
    Can they? Who are they having sex with then? Surely there's a man involved most of the time?

    Men are the chasers... Women are the choosers... Wonder why that's a very famous saying.


  • #79
    Maximus Alexander
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,080 ✭✭✭✭Maximus Alexander


    B.A._Baracus wrote: »
    Men are the chasers... Women are the choosers... Wonder why that's a very famous saying.

    The thing is I've never really found that to be true and I'm nothing special.


  • #80
    wakka12
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,786 ✭✭✭wakka12


    Dr Crayfish wrote: »
    Right because we all hang around on bodybuilding forums and are familiar with their lingo? That went over my head.

    The lingo they use is becoming pretty common knowledge as a joke I would have thought


  • #81
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 745 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Dr Crayfish wrote: »
    Yeah, forget about it, to think you would have been cleaning up with the gals now if you only had chicken fillet rolls in your youth...
    You could download Grindr and just close your eyes?

    Well if it had given me another inch it would have been fairly welcome - when it comes to relative male height 5'8 is a hell of a lot better than 5'7, hilarious as that may sound (about 22nd percentile down to about 11th). 5'9 is the safety zone as far as I am concerned but at 5'8 you can get away with it with if you've most other attributes going fine.


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  • #82
    ChikiChiki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,949 ✭✭✭ChikiChiki


    I gave myself an 8/10 in the International Comedy club when the comedienne asked my what I thought I was. Subsequently i got called up on stage and rated by the audience. Lets just say 8 was quite overly confident from myself. F**k them all the pack of begrudgers, I would have gave myself a 10/10 but didn't want to come across as too cocky:pac:


  • #83
    Dr Crayfish
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,960 ✭✭✭Dr Crayfish


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Well if it had given me another inch it would have been fairly welcome - when it comes to relative male height 5'8 is a hell of a lot better than 5'7, hilarious as that may sound (about 22nd percentile down to about 11th). 5'9 is the safety zone as far as I am concerned.

    I wouldn't focus so much on your supposed faults if I were you. Napoleon did ok. Well actually Josephine was cheating on him with a much taller man, but still, he left quite a legacy!


  • #84
    Alpha_zero
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 907 ✭✭✭Alpha_zero


    ugly and plain looking girls will get loads of tinder dates.


  • #85
    Winterlong
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,759 ✭✭✭Winterlong


    Alpha_zero wrote: »
    ugly and plain looking girls will get loads of tinder dates.

    Not sure what your point is!


  • #86
    Alpha_zero
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 907 ✭✭✭Alpha_zero


    Winterlong wrote: »
    Not sure what your point is!

    Seems pretty clear in the context of the thread


  • #87
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 745 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Dr Crayfish wrote: »
    I wouldn't focus so much on your supposed faults if I were you. Napoleon did ok. Well actually Josephine was cheating on him with a much taller man, but still, he left quite a legacy!

    Well, short stature in men is objectively a flaw. And Napoleon was indeed some man, average height too for his day but surrounded by guardsmen who had to be tall functional purposes. Doesn't suprise me that his wife was cheating on him, he was a bit perverted if I recall correctly! It was galling to see in the museum an old recruiting poster from ww1 (royal irish guards or something) where the cut off point for applicants was 5'7 for under 20s and 5'8 for over - even 100 years ago I wouldn't have been tall enough!


  • #88
    Winterlong
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,759 ✭✭✭Winterlong


    Alpha_zero wrote: »
    Seems pretty clear in the context of the thread

    No, seems to me like you are trolling or attention seeking to be honest.


  • #89
    Alpha_zero
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 907 ✭✭✭Alpha_zero


    Winterlong wrote: »
    No, seems to me like you are trolling or attention seeking to be honest.

    Maybe you're in the wrong thread


  • #90
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    What is good looking anyway?
    A person I might perceive to be good looking, someone else would think they looked awful. I mean sometimes the luckiest man will point out some young one and say she's gorgeous but to me she looks like she could have just crawled out of an RTA.

    I dont think anyone is "ugly". They may not be my cup of tea, but to someone else they'll be beautiful


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  • #91
    pilly
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,005 ✭✭✭pilly


    I think I'm lovely until I try taking a selfie if someone wants to see my new haircut or something, then I just think oh dear lord, you're pig ugly. Must be something wrong with the phone. :-))

    I've never sent a selfie yet!!


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