Are you good looking?

Alpha_zero

Ever catch a sudden reflection of yourself and for a brief moment you see yourself as others do. I have female friends who are ugly but it's still easy for them to get laid, but they are always complaining about getting used for sex.

For a guy if you think you're average looking set up a tinder profile and see how many matches and meetings you will get, while a chick the ugly side of average will get tonnes.

I'm not good looking, average will be viewed as a euphemism.

GLaDOS

I've a great personality.

dinorebel

I look great in the mirror through beer goggles.

KungPao

Yet another account, EdenHazard?

Surreptitious

I'm fablus dahlin'.

I guess it depends on who is doing the looking. I know a few people who think I am extremely good looking.

In my own mind however - I certainly think I look like the stereotypical computer nerd boy. If you ever imagine what the Milky Bar Kid actors would look like grown up - having spent most of their formative years indoors with minimum exposure to exercise or sunlight - then you are probably picturing me

howamidifferent

Oh God Yes!

Sabre0001

Apparently confidence can make up for looks...

I'm confident that I'm not good looking!

Winterlong

I am a ride!

But not very humble.

whiskeyman

I'm so hot, I regularly have sex with myself.

I'm such a slut

Your Face

I get by.

Badly Drunk Boy

My mammy says I'm lovely.

Snakeblood

I'm alright, if you're into that sort of thing.

Edit:

If you're not, it's a living nightmare.

The flying mouse

I not bad dressed,but naked i look like a potatoe on small stilts :-)

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

One day I caught this haggard old woman staring sadly at me. She looked awful and miserable so I smiled at her and waved. She smiled and waved too. Then I realised it was my reflection.

Walter H Price

All you need as a bloke is a savage beard , well kept hair , a cheeky smile and your away and gone.

gossamer

I'm so gorgeous they want to put me under arrest.

Someone had to do it.

ongarboy

Walter H Price wrote: »

All you need as a bloke is a savage beard , well kept hair , a cheeky smile and your away and gone.

Ever since I grew a beard about 5 years ago, I'd honestly say attention and advances have quadrupled for me! A lot of it unwanted but still a nice ego boost!! I think guys get better looking in their 30s as long as they keep fit.

Cina

if you have confidence issues as a guy, don't use tinder.

wallow in self pity instead.

Butters1979

Walter H Price wrote: »

All you need as a bloke is a savage beard , well kept hair , a cheeky smile and your away and gone.

A beard is half a mask. The modern equivalent to wearing a paper bag on your head. Good looking people don't have beards.

wakka12

I really have no clue. Been called ugly, average, plain, beautiful handsome cute hot and everything under the sun by all different types of people . So , its hard to judge really. Id say Im fairly average

JupiterKid

The better side of average. Ive been told that I'm handsome. My ex thought I looked a little like Pearse Brosnan - he needed new glasses. In his dreams!

I could do with losing a bit of weight and tone my body up a bit.

WhoWhatWhere

Depends who you ask

Mr. FoggPatches

I decided to change my look to look a bit different so I grew a beard and got some sh*t tattoos. Now I look a right tw*t

Tzardine

Having a beard does not help you get laid.

Sure look at Santa Claus. He only comes once a year.

/ self facepalm

Musketeer4

I'm an absolute roide! I be dropping the hand on myself every day sure! Lobbing the gob don't really work though!

Dravokivich

I looked at myself in a mirror once.




ONCE

daithi7

Musketeer4 wrote: »

I'm an absolute roide! I be dropping the hand on myself every day sure! Lobbing the gob don't really work though!

Can you manage oral sex while though!?




P.s. I knew you were a dog.....

Musketeer4

Walter H Price wrote: »

All you need as a bloke is a savage beard , well kept hair , a cheeky smile and your away and gone.

And mass bruh, all about that mass! Gotta get them gainz brah.
Once your time in the litfin' world is done and you've arrived in the kingdom of Swolehalla you'll be greeted with 72 virgins trying to ate the face off you.

#yolked #swole

midnight city

I really don't know. Sometimes i think i'm not a bad looking fecker then other times i think you ugly bas***d.

I am ugly both inside and out.

daithi7

I'm a stunningly attractive man in so many ways, so much so that I also thank God for my simply outstanding humility each and every day )

Snakeblood

Butters1979 wrote: »

A beard is half a mask. The modern equivalent to wearing a paper bag on your head. Good looking people don't have beards.

Speaking as a bearded man, I was against them, until I saw what it can do for a chin about 2 years ago. I have a chin, but it's not the best chin, it exposes a double chin I can't seem to shift no matter what. A good beard can hide a multitude of sins.

I'd say my below average height is my most unattractive physical attribute. Otherwise I've been told occasionally I am good looking but was told more often when younger I was ugly so it's hard to shake off that view of myself. I'd say standardised for height I'd be about average for the population and I can live with that.

daithi7

Snakeblood wrote: »

Speaking as a bearded man, I was against them, until I saw what it can do for a chin about 2 years ago. I have a chin, but it's not the best chin, it exposes a double chin I can't seem to shift no matter what. A good beard can hide a multitude of sins.

Including most of your breakfast which you left on it this am..

Bearded man, porridge and toast with butter and jam....yup that should feed the beard lice, lichen& hidden facial bacteria(yeah nice) for another week or two!!

razorblunt

I'm married, so it no longer matters.


My dog likes me too, so I've gone past caring.


I'm not bad though in fairness, I'd call myself a TDAH.

Tall, Dark, almost handsome.





Probably also deluded.

midnight city

Deleted User wrote: »

I'd say my below average height is my most unattractive physical attribute. Otherwise I've been told occasionally I am good looking but was told more often when younger I was ugly so it's hard to shake off that view of myself. I'd say standardised for height I'd be about average for the population and I can live with that.

What height are you as you seem to think its short

Alpha_zero

ugly chicks can get the ride fine.

jimgoose

I am a rather ruggedly handsome brute, in fairness.

midnight city

midnight city wrote: »

What height are you as you seem to think its short

About 169-170cm.. 20 years ago that would've been seen as a bit short, but with Celtic tiger kids on the block (way more protein in their lifetime diets, meat was rationed in my house growing up, whereas they got chicken fillet rolls a lunchtime staple in school .. luxury) it is decidedly short.

PaddyWilliams

I fell from heaven





























Landed on my face though.

Snakeblood

daithi7 wrote: »

Including most of your breakfast which you left on it this am..

Bearded man, porridge and toast with butter and jam....yup that should feed the beard lice, lichen& hidden facial bacteria(yeah nice) for another week or two!!

I'm not a messy eater though. Maybe check your hygiene regimen too, chum.

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

I've a slowly thinning and receding hairline and I don't find it as easy as I used to to stay looking fit. I'd honestly say I feel like I'm losing my looks a bit.

Fair point too about women, 90% of single girls can go out and get laid anytime they like, if and when the mood takes them. They can generally punch above their weight a bit better than lads can too. Must be great.

PaddyWilliams

Deleted User wrote: »

About 169-170cm.. 20 years ago that would've been seen as a bit short, but with Celtic tiger kids on the block (way more protein in their lifetime diets, meat was rationed in my house growing up, whereas they got chicken fillet rolls a lunchtime staple in school .. luxury) it is decidedly short.

Same height as myself

Four Phucs Ache

When I see myself in the mirror I think, yeah not bad, not bad at all!

What others see is a mid 30's man with a fast food belly who gave in to the receding hairline and shaved it off and who now gets dressed by his wife.

Dave0301

I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.

Steve F

Alpha_zero wrote: »

Ever catch a sudden reflection of yourself and for a brief moment you see yourself as others do. I have female friends who are ugly but it's still easy for them to get laid, but they are always complaining about getting used for sex.

For a guy if you think you're average looking set up a tinder profile and see how many matches and meetings you will get, while a chick the ugly side of average will get tonnes.

I'm not good looking, average will be viewed as a euphemism.

I think you should change your user name to "Shallow Hal"

MeatTwoVeg

Maybe not movie star looks, but not ugly. Would definitely put myself comfortably in the top 20%, and on good days, within the top 10%

midnight city

MeatTwoVeg wrote: »

Maybe not movie star looks, but not ugly. Would definitely put myself comfortably in the top 20%, and on good days, within the top 10%

Is that you marty morrissey..

jackwigan

Butters1979 wrote: »

A beard is half a mask. The modern equivalent to wearing a paper bag on your head. Good looking people don't have beards.

:rolleyes:

gifted

I'm a legend in my own underpants ....