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What body types do women/guys find most/least attractive?

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  • #32
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,235 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Colser wrote: »
    I hate the body builder look on a man .Ideally I'd like height,big arms,medium build,jeans and T-shirt not too into his fashion and his own teeth ðŸ˜

    You're SOL. I don't wear jeans. :D


  • #33
    Colser
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    jimgoose wrote:
    You're SOL. I don't wear jeans.


    See my edit...oops


  • #34
    Mr. FoggPatches
    Closed Accounts Posts: 681 ✭✭✭Mr. FoggPatches


    People who say they want someone with their own teeth:
    who's teeth have their previous liaisons been turning up with?


  • #35
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,235 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Colser wrote: »
    See my edit...oops

    'Salright C - I'll squeeze into those horrible black denims, seeing as 'tis yourself! :D


  • #36
    Colser
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    Mr. FoggPatches wrote:
    People who say they want someone with their own teeth: who's teeth have their previous liaisons been turning up with?


    Falsies give me the creeps..think it's a phobia actually 😂


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  • #37
    corner of hells
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,439 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    No stringy haired, blonde
    hair, blue eyed, pale skinned buttermilk complexion. Grafted, recessive,
    depressive, ironing board backside straight up and straight down. No
    frills, no thrills, Miss six o'clock, subject to have the itch, mutanoid,


    Just love curves.


  • #38
    Starscream25
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,100 ✭✭✭Starscream25


    Busty petite


  • #39
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,235 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    corner of hells wrote: »
    No stringy haired, blonde
    hair, blue eyed, pale skinned buttermilk complexion. Grafted, recessive,
    depressive, ironing board backside straight up and straight down. No
    frills, no thrills, Miss six o'clock, subject to have the itch, mutanoid,


    Just love curves.

    Jump! :pac:


  • #40
    Mr. FoggPatches
    Closed Accounts Posts: 681 ✭✭✭Mr. FoggPatches


    Colser wrote: »
    Falsies give me the creeps..think it's a phobia actually 😂

    False teeth? Are you dating 2nd world war survivors?


  • #41
    MeatTwoVeg
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 861 ✭✭✭MeatTwoVeg


    Nice face.
    Pert arse
    Shapely legs
    Generous boobs, but not too big.
    Not too skinny, but not overweight.


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  • #42
    pilly
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,005 ✭✭✭pilly


    Personally I like many different body types. Tall men with broad shoulders just look great to hug! But it has to be said the defined V that goes down to the groin is the biggest turn on ever (don't know what it's called, don't care) just love it. Yum Yum.


  • #43
    Colser
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    Mr. FoggPatches wrote:
    False teeth? Are you dating 2nd world war survivors?


    No but I would if they have their own teeth.


  • #44
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,235 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Colser wrote: »
    No but I would if they have their own teeth.

    What about if they have their own teeth in a jar?


  • #45
    ScumLord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,787 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    Musketeer4 wrote: »
    Why do women seem to be against well muscled guys?
    I thought large muscles would indicate vigour, strength, health etc which is really what we are lookign for when we select partners.
    There's being fit/athletic and thens there's putting on so much muscle that you're about as agile as a morbidly obese man. If you see a big muscle bound man come out of a gym it's the perfect time to bully them because they're as weak as kittens and moving their giant legs uses up all their bodies available energy so even a fat man could outrun them. Women judge men on their abilities, being able to lift 200kg but needing a nap afterwards isn't exactly going to rate highly with them.


    The way a woman walks can be hypnotic. Outside of that it's hard to pick one thing that's better than the rest, it's all good. :D


  • #46
    Colser
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    jimgoose wrote:
    What about if they have their own teeth in a jar?


    Not even if I was under an anaesthetic.


  • #47
    pilly
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,005 ✭✭✭pilly


    Musketeer4 wrote: »
    Why do women seem to be against well muscled guys?
    I thought large muscles would indicate vigour, strength, health etc which is really what we are lookign for when we select partners.

    Tom Hiddlestone is not in proportion. He's very skinny and has no mass.

    I think it's because they sometimes look like they love themselves too much and would spend all their time in the gym or at the mirror. Also sometimes it can be a little intimidating, as in maybe they could turn aggressive. Just my opinion.


  • #48
    b_mac2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 454 ✭✭b_mac2


    pilly wrote: »
    Also sometimes it can be a little intimidating, as in maybe they could turn aggressive. Just my opinion.

    I think the same about Blacks/Asians/Es panics. Just my opinion.


  • #49
    Mr. FoggPatches
    Closed Accounts Posts: 681 ✭✭✭Mr. FoggPatches


    Colser wrote: »
    No but I would if they have their own teeth.

    :pac:


  • #50
    b_mac2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 454 ✭✭b_mac2


    ....


  • #51
    pilly
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,005 ✭✭✭pilly


    b_mac2 wrote: »
    I think the same about Blacks/Asians/Es panics. Just my opinion.

    Sorry if I offended, really didn't mean to, it just scares me a little that's all.


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  • #52
    b_mac2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 454 ✭✭b_mac2


    pilly wrote: »
    Sorry if I offended, really didn't mean to, it just scares me a little that's all.

    It's ok, fat women have the same effect on me.


  • #53
    pilly
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,005 ✭✭✭pilly


    b_mac2 wrote: »
    ...oh and fat women.

    Too far, I'm no longer sorry. Muskateer4 asked for an straight question and I gave a straight answer.


  • #54
    pilly
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,005 ✭✭✭pilly


    b_mac2 wrote: »
    It's ok, fat women have the same effect on me.

    That's ok, I'm not fat or offended on behalf of fat people.


  • #55
    pumpkin4life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,435 ✭✭✭pumpkin4life


    Men for women: Be as muscular (without crossing the line into weird steroid abuse territory) as possible.

    Women for men: Don't be fat.


  • #56
    Butters1979
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,164 ✭✭✭Butters1979


    pilly wrote: »
    I think it's because they sometimes look like they love themselves too much and would spend all their time in the gym or at the mirror. Also sometimes it can be a little intimidating, as in maybe they could turn aggressive. Just my opinion.

    Well the gym has mirrors, so sorted.

    Really though that's pure ignorance.
    pilly wrote: »
    That's ok, I'm not fat or offended on behalf of fat people.

    sure you're not

    pilly wrote: »
    Too far, I'm no longer sorry.


  • #57
    Musketeer4
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 657 ✭✭✭Musketeer4


    One would think big muscular guys would be more attractive from an evolutionary biology point of view. Ie, a female would favour a swolebrah because of his strength and health. Being, and healthy and big is a sign he's got good genes and also a sign that he's not suffering from any disease.

    He would probably be very effective at protecting her and any swoleens produced and would be able hunt and kill larger beasts for food for them.

    I could see Arnold as knocking out a wolly mamoth with a headbutt.

    I cannot see any evolutionary basis for selection of thin phag bods who aren't even proper men.


  • #58
    JupiterKid
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 14,652 ✭✭✭✭JupiterKid


    Toned and muscular in the lean sense for men. Hairiness is a plus!:D
    Too pumped up is awful.

    Slender but curvaceous for a woman. Anorexic lollipop headed girls a no no.


  • #59
    Colser
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    Butters1979 wrote:
    Really though that's pure ignorance.


    I'd agree with her though apart from the aggression bit ...I think it's the men that dress to show off the muscles that are a turn off tbh and they seem to think that the opposite is true.


  • #60
    Musketeer4
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 657 ✭✭✭Musketeer4


    Any why do some women feel that large guys are intimidating? They might be gentle giants as many who I know are.

    Its the same thing with women only gyms popping up because women are "intimidated". Whats the deal here? It's not like 5 gymbrahs are going to mug someone on the threadmill.
    I'd agree with her though apart from the aggression bit ...I think it's the men that dress to show off the muscles that are a turn off tbh and they seem to think that the opposite is true.

    I can understand just not being attracted to big musculatures. I'm surprised that it could be seen as a turn off though. It's not like fat it's healthy bulk.


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  • #61
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,235 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Musketeer4 wrote: »
    One would think big muscular guys would be more attractive from an evolutionary biology point of view. Ie, a female would favour a swolebrah because of his strength and health. Being, and healthy and big is a sign he's got good genes and also a sign that he's not suffering from any disease.

    He would probably be very effective at protecting her and any swoleens produced and would be able hunt and kill larger beasts for food for them.

    I could see Arnold as knocking out a wolly mamoth with a headbutt.

    I cannot see any evolutionary basis for selection of thin phag bods who aren't even proper men.

    You would be surprised how low graduate salaries are for woolly-mammoth-headbutting and hunting-and-killing-larger-beasts.


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