Are you good looking?

Alpha_zero · 27-10-2016 02:13PM #1

Ever catch a sudden reflection of yourself and for a brief moment you see yourself as others do. I have female friends who are ugly but it's still easy for them to get laid, but they are always complaining about getting used for sex.

For a guy if you think you're average looking set up a tinder profile and see how many matches and meetings you will get, while a chick the ugly side of average will get tonnes.

I'm not good looking, average will be viewed as a euphemism.

GLaDOS · 27-10-2016 02:15PM

I've a great personality.

dinorebel · 27-10-2016 02:17PM

I look great in the mirror through beer goggles.

KungPao · 27-10-2016 02:17PM

Yet another account, EdenHazard?

Surreptitious · 27-10-2016 02:18PM

I'm fablus dahlin'.

27-10-2016 02:19PM

I guess it depends on who is doing the looking. I know a few people who think I am extremely good looking.

In my own mind however - I certainly think I look like the stereotypical computer nerd boy. If you ever imagine what the Milky Bar Kid actors would look like grown up - having spent most of their formative years indoors with minimum exposure to exercise or sunlight - then you are probably picturing me

howamidifferent · 27-10-2016 02:20PM

Oh God Yes!

Sabre0001 · 27-10-2016 02:20PM

Apparently confidence can make up for looks...

I'm confident that I'm not good looking!

Winterlong · 27-10-2016 02:21PM

I am a ride!

But not very humble.

whiskeyman · 27-10-2016 02:22PM

I'm so hot, I regularly have sex with myself.

I'm such a slut

Your Face · 27-10-2016 02:23PM

I get by.

Badly Drunk Boy · 27-10-2016 02:24PM

My mammy says I'm lovely.

Snakeblood · 27-10-2016 02:25PM

I'm alright, if you're into that sort of thing.

Edit:

If you're not, it's a living nightmare.

The flying mouse · 27-10-2016 02:27PM

I not bad dressed,but naked i look like a potatoe on small stilts :-)

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 27-10-2016 02:27PM

One day I caught this haggard old woman staring sadly at me. She looked awful and miserable so I smiled at her and waved. She smiled and waved too. Then I realised it was my reflection.

Walter H Price · 27-10-2016 02:31PM

All you need as a bloke is a savage beard , well kept hair , a cheeky smile and your away and gone.

gossamer · 27-10-2016 02:37PM

I'm so gorgeous they want to put me under arrest.

Someone had to do it.

ongarboy · 27-10-2016 02:38PM

Walter H Price wrote: »

All you need as a bloke is a savage beard , well kept hair , a cheeky smile and your away and gone.

Ever since I grew a beard about 5 years ago, I'd honestly say attention and advances have quadrupled for me! A lot of it unwanted but still a nice ego boost!! I think guys get better looking in their 30s as long as they keep fit.

Cina · 27-10-2016 02:39PM

if you have confidence issues as a guy, don't use tinder.

wallow in self pity instead.

Butters1979 · 27-10-2016 02:40PM

Walter H Price wrote: »

All you need as a bloke is a savage beard , well kept hair , a cheeky smile and your away and gone.

A beard is half a mask. The modern equivalent to wearing a paper bag on your head. Good looking people don't have beards.

wakka12 · 27-10-2016 02:40PM

I really have no clue. Been called ugly, average, plain, beautiful handsome cute hot and everything under the sun by all different types of people . So , its hard to judge really. Id say Im fairly average

JupiterKid · 27-10-2016 02:41PM

The better side of average. Ive been told that I'm handsome. My ex thought I looked a little like Pearse Brosnan - he needed new glasses. In his dreams!

I could do with losing a bit of weight and tone my body up a bit.

WhoWhatWhere · 27-10-2016 02:41PM

Depends who you ask

Mr. FoggPatches · 27-10-2016 02:42PM

I decided to change my look to look a bit different so I grew a beard and got some sh*t tattoos. Now I look a right tw*t

Tzardine · 27-10-2016 02:43PM

Having a beard does not help you get laid.

Sure look at Santa Claus. He only comes once a year.

/ self facepalm

Musketeer4 · 27-10-2016 02:44PM

I'm an absolute roide! I be dropping the hand on myself every day sure! Lobbing the gob don't really work though!

Dravokivich · 27-10-2016 02:45PM

I looked at myself in a mirror once.

ONCE

daithi7 · 27-10-2016 02:46PM

Musketeer4 wrote: »

I'm an absolute roide! I be dropping the hand on myself every day sure! Lobbing the gob don't really work though!

Can you manage oral sex while though!?

P.s. I knew you were a dog.....

Musketeer4 · 27-10-2016 02:46PM

Walter H Price wrote: »

All you need as a bloke is a savage beard , well kept hair , a cheeky smile and your away and gone.

And mass bruh, all about that mass! Gotta get them gainz brah.
Once your time in the litfin' world is done and you've arrived in the kingdom of Swolehalla you'll be greeted with 72 virgins trying to ate the face off you.

#yolked #swole

midnight city · 27-10-2016 02:47PM

I really don't know. Sometimes i think i'm not a bad looking fecker then other times i think you ugly bas***d.

27-10-2016 02:47PM

I am ugly both inside and out.

Are you good looking?

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