Losing ****e on a night out

suchamess · 08-10-2016 06:30PM #1

Went out this week and in my stupid drunkenness lost both my wallet full of money and my passport...my wallet is returned to me but there's no sign of my passport! Why is Dublin the strangest place ever. Really i would have preferred to get my passport back rather than my wallet if i'm honest...i'm so glad i got something back but really stressing over losing my passport!

Just wondering if anyone here has lost anything on a night out and got it back? any funny stories come out of it?

08-10-2016 06:32PM

My virginity,

Still hoping to get it back someday

MilesMorales1 · 08-10-2016 06:32PM

I don't drink so no. My friends seem to have endless comical stories about losing money or keys or wallets and having to walk home or hitch lifts or sneak abroad public transport, etc.

Arthur.beaker · 08-10-2016 06:35PM

Thought I had **** myself one night, but hadn't. So no.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 08-10-2016 06:36PM

suchamess wrote: »

Went out this week and in my stupid drunkenness lost both my wallet full of money and my passport...my wallet is returned to me but there's no sign of my passport! Why is Dublin the strangest place ever. Really i would have preferred to get my passport back rather than my wallet if i'm honest...i'm so glad i got something back but really stressing over losing my passport!

Just wondering if anyone here has lost anything on a night out and got it back? any funny stories come out of it?

And you brought your passport out on the piss because...?

Regarding funny stories, I think I'll wait until I see your published article before I tell you...

Winterlong · 08-10-2016 06:38PM

Princess Consuela Bananahammock wrote: »

And you brought your passport out on the piss because...?

Because they could then register on boards and start a thread about it!

Ted111 · 08-10-2016 06:43PM

I'll swap you my passport for your wallet.

tomwaterford · 08-10-2016 06:47PM

Once lost my bank card,id card,and licence (were all in licence) on a night out in Dungarvan

But did come home with a about 6 or 7 lighters and a couple of match stick boxes.......I miss being young

Riddle101 · 08-10-2016 06:55PM

A few years ago a friend of me in a drunken state threw his wallet across the room of a pub. He got into an argument or something, and threw it at someone. He got the wallet back, but there was no money in it. He regretted it the next morning.

Adamocovic · 08-10-2016 06:57PM

I'm sort of lucky, never have lost a phone,wallet or keys before. Only thing I've ever left in a club is my dignity.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 08-10-2016 07:01PM

I don't understand this. I've been in more states than there is states in America, and the only things I lose on a regular basis is my dignity and my shoes. I've never lost my phone, or lost my keys or money or bag on a night out.

tomwaterford · 08-10-2016 07:03PM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

I don't understand this. I've been in more states than there is states in America, and the only things I lose on a regular basis is my dignity and my shoes. I've never lost my phone, or lost my keys or money or bag on a night out.

See I don't own a wallet....so ****e tends to get dropped when I putting into my and I not notice when I'd be drinkibg

Olishi4 · 08-10-2016 07:08PM

No ive never lost my purse or passport but i have lost one or two jackets.

I was at a house party a while ago and left my jacket behind. It is a red fitted leather jacket. In the end, the person who owns the house rang my oh and he kindly dropped it up to my house but he made a joke about it being a Michael Jackson jacket like the one from Thriller which in fairness it is a little bit like that one and now its kind of turned me off it

I used to love that jacket!

mfceiling · 08-10-2016 07:33PM

Shocking that YOU lost your wallet and passport and you're moaning that some decent person handed in your wallet. God knows what hedge, manhole or road your passport is lying on.

Maybe look after your stuff a bit better and stop relying on others to look after your mistakes.

endacl · 08-10-2016 07:34PM

Kopparberg Strawberry and Lime wrote: »

My virginity,

Still hoping to get it back someday

I'm sure I saw it around here somewhere a few days ago....

Boscoirl · 08-10-2016 07:40PM

I have lost 3 jackets in the same pub, so now when I go in there, one of the bar men calls me over and takes my jacket until I am sent home

Sir Osis of Liver. · 08-10-2016 08:33PM

Never one for losing sh1t but I'm a whure for drunken injuries.

Broken teeth,lacerations,sprains,that kind of thing.

Don't go out much anymore.Too fcukin painful.

The_Valeyard · 08-10-2016 08:40PM

Ah yes the drunken night out, followed by the sobering macarena dance the next day to ensure phone, wallet, keys are all accounted for.

JupiterKid · 08-10-2016 08:41PM

Left behind my rucksack bag on a couple of nights out but very lucky to get it back. Lost my minidisc player on a bus (remember them?) and it was gone for good. Lost a really good suit jacket once too. Lucky enough not to have ever lost my wallet or keys.

Don't drink these days so don't tend to lose things when I go out at night.

Grayson · 08-10-2016 08:49PM

Kopparberg Strawberry and Lime wrote: »

My virginity,

Still hoping to get it back someday

My dignity. Only thing I've ever lost. I've had a few things stolen over the year though.

andekwarhola · 08-10-2016 10:12PM

I'm generally fine with staples like keys, phone or wallet not matter how melodeoned I get but I just stopped bringing out peripheral stuff (umbrellas, wireless headphones, gloves etc) because that's the stuff I unfailingly lose.

JeffKenna · 08-10-2016 10:16PM

Lost my phone, wallet and dignity in a single night.

SEPT 23 1989 · 08-10-2016 10:18PM

No don't keep a wallet and the phone always seems to come home eventually

ThinkProgress · 08-10-2016 10:26PM

Back when I used to drink, I was heading for a taxi home and I was convinced I misplaced my house keys in the bar.... couldn't find them anywhere.

Arrived home and luckily they were still where I'd left them stuck in the front door! lol

B.A._Baracus · 08-10-2016 10:29PM

Sorry to hear that op.
Used to hate having to bring my passport to bars when I was younger. Always was afraid that I would loose it. Stupid bouncers asking me for id :pac:

Father Hernandez · 08-10-2016 10:33PM

Lost phones in 5 different cities around the world, absolutely no idea how I do it..

harry Bailey esq · 08-10-2016 11:18PM

My pal ended up having to put a string on his glasses, a middle aged chap can pull that look off but not a fella that was early 20s

Surreptitious · 08-10-2016 11:29PM

Lost my phone, camera and my sense of self worth to a guy with a mushroom shaped penis. All in one night.

Surreptitious · 08-10-2016 11:33PM

Lost my phone, bag, make up and house keys another night and had to kip in a stranger's bed miles away from where I lived. I ended up eating beetroot sandwiches in his kitchen. Nothing happened though as he was very kind to me and I was a complete mess. He also gave me his jumper and I had it on over a tiny skirt so it looked like all I was wearing was the jumper

gitzy16v · 08-10-2016 11:37PM

I get lost after a hard night drinking,always find myself though so not too bad

corner of hells · 09-10-2016 08:47AM

I keep a front door key on a piece of string
I tie around my ankle.
I've broken my nose twice and knocked out a tooth trying to open the door with the key still tied to my ankle.

Losing ****e on a night out

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