Losing ****e on a night out

suchamess

Went out this week and in my stupid drunkenness lost both my wallet full of money and my passport...my wallet is returned to me but there's no sign of my passport! Why is Dublin the strangest place ever. Really i would have preferred to get my passport back rather than my wallet if i'm honest...i'm so glad i got something back but really stressing over losing my passport!

Just wondering if anyone here has lost anything on a night out and got it back? any funny stories come out of it?

Kopparberg Strawberry and Lime

My virginity,

Still hoping to get it back someday

MilesMorales1

I don't drink so no. My friends seem to have endless comical stories about losing money or keys or wallets and having to walk home or hitch lifts or sneak abroad public transport, etc.

Arthur.beaker

Thought I had **** myself one night, but hadn't. So no.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

suchamess wrote: »

Went out this week and in my stupid drunkenness lost both my wallet full of money and my passport...my wallet is returned to me but there's no sign of my passport! Why is Dublin the strangest place ever. Really i would have preferred to get my passport back rather than my wallet if i'm honest...i'm so glad i got something back but really stressing over losing my passport!

Just wondering if anyone here has lost anything on a night out and got it back? any funny stories come out of it?

And you brought your passport out on the piss because...?

Regarding funny stories, I think I'll wait until I see your published article before I tell you...

Winterlong

Princess Consuela Bananahammock wrote: »

And you brought your passport out on the piss because...?

Because they could then register on boards and start a thread about it!

Ted111

I'll swap you my passport for your wallet.

tomwaterford

Once lost my bank card,id card,and licence (were all in licence) on a night out in Dungarvan


But did come home with a about 6 or 7 lighters and a couple of match stick boxes.......I miss being young

Riddle101

A few years ago a friend of me in a drunken state threw his wallet across the room of a pub. He got into an argument or something, and threw it at someone. He got the wallet back, but there was no money in it. He regretted it the next morning.

Adamocovic

I'm sort of lucky, never have lost a phone,wallet or keys before. Only thing I've ever left in a club is my dignity.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

I don't understand this. I've been in more states than there is states in America, and the only things I lose on a regular basis is my dignity and my shoes. I've never lost my phone, or lost my keys or money or bag on a night out.

tomwaterford

LexieOnRale wrote: »

I don't understand this. I've been in more states than there is states in America, and the only things I lose on a regular basis is my dignity and my shoes. I've never lost my phone, or lost my keys or money or bag on a night out.

See I don't own a wallet....so ****e tends to get dropped when I putting into my and I not notice when I'd be drinkibg

Olishi4

No ive never lost my purse or passport but i have lost one or two jackets.

I was at a house party a while ago and left my jacket behind. It is a red fitted leather jacket. In the end, the person who owns the house rang my oh and he kindly dropped it up to my house but he made a joke about it being a Michael Jackson jacket like the one from Thriller which in fairness it is a little bit like that one and now its kind of turned me off it I used to love that jacket!

mfceiling

Shocking that YOU lost your wallet and passport and you're moaning that some decent person handed in your wallet. God knows what hedge, manhole or road your passport is lying on.

Maybe look after your stuff a bit better and stop relying on others to look after your mistakes.

endacl

Kopparberg Strawberry and Lime wrote: »

My virginity,

Still hoping to get it back someday

I'm sure I saw it around here somewhere a few days ago....

Boscoirl

I have lost 3 jackets in the same pub, so now when I go in there, one of the bar men calls me over and takes my jacket until I am sent home

Sir Osis of Liver.

Never one for losing sh1t but I'm a whure for drunken injuries.

Broken teeth,lacerations,sprains,that kind of thing.

Don't go out much anymore.Too fcukin painful.

The_Valeyard

Ah yes the drunken night out, followed by the sobering macarena dance the next day to ensure phone, wallet, keys are all accounted for.

JupiterKid

Left behind my rucksack bag on a couple of nights out but very lucky to get it back. Lost my minidisc player on a bus (remember them?) and it was gone for good. Lost a really good suit jacket once too. Lucky enough not to have ever lost my wallet or keys.

Don't drink these days so don't tend to lose things when I go out at night.

Grayson

Kopparberg Strawberry and Lime wrote: »

My virginity,

Still hoping to get it back someday

My dignity. Only thing I've ever lost. I've had a few things stolen over the year though.

andekwarhola

I'm generally fine with staples like keys, phone or wallet not matter how melodeoned I get but I just stopped bringing out peripheral stuff (umbrellas, wireless headphones, gloves etc) because that's the stuff I unfailingly lose.

JeffKenna

Lost my phone, wallet and dignity in a single night.

SEPT 23 1989

No don't keep a wallet and the phone always seems to come home eventually

ThinkProgress

Back when I used to drink, I was heading for a taxi home and I was convinced I misplaced my house keys in the bar.... couldn't find them anywhere.

Arrived home and luckily they were still where I'd left them stuck in the front door! lol

B.A._Baracus

Sorry to hear that op.
Used to hate having to bring my passport to bars when I was younger. Always was afraid that I would loose it. Stupid bouncers asking me for id :pac:

Father Hernandez

Lost phones in 5 different cities around the world, absolutely no idea how I do it..

harry Bailey esq

My pal ended up having to put a string on his glasses, a middle aged chap can pull that look off but not a fella that was early 20s

Surreptitious

Lost my phone, camera and my sense of self worth to a guy with a mushroom shaped penis. All in one night.

Surreptitious

Lost my phone, bag, make up and house keys another night and had to kip in a stranger's bed miles away from where I lived. I ended up eating beetroot sandwiches in his kitchen. Nothing happened though as he was very kind to me and I was a complete mess. He also gave me his jumper and I had it on over a tiny skirt so it looked like all I was wearing was the jumper

gitzy16v

I get lost after a hard night drinking,always find myself though so not too bad

corner of hells

I keep a front door key on a piece of string
I tie around my ankle.
I've broken my nose twice and knocked out a tooth trying to open the door with the key still tied to my ankle.

Sam Kade

One of our friends years ago puked his guts out on the way home after drink, after driving a few miles down the road he copped that he lost his false teeth. So we had to turn the car around and go back to the spot he puked his guts out at. When we found the spot he got out of the car picked his false teeth out of his gawk and straight into his mouth :eek:

sjb25

Sam Kade wrote: »

One of our friends years ago puked his guts out on the way home after drink, after driving a few miles down the road he copped that he lost his false teeth. So we had to turn the car around and go back to the spot he puked his guts out at. When we found the spot he got out of the car picked his false teeth out of his gawk and straight into his mouth :eek:

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HS3

LexieOnRale wrote: »

I don't understand this. I've been in more states than there is states in America, and the only things I lose on a regular basis is my dignity and my shoes. I've never lost my phone, or lost my keys or money or bag on a night out.

Losing a phone is more understandable than those your shoes

HS3

Sam Kade wrote: »

One of our friends years ago puked his guts out on the way home after drink, after driving a few miles down the road he copped that he lost his false teeth. So we had to turn the car around and go back to the spot he puked his guts out at. When we found the spot he got out of the car picked his false teeth out of his gawk and straight into his mouth :eek:

Too. Hung. Over. For. This. Story.

Shint0

I lost/had stolen a jacket years ago in The Red Box. Someone from our social circle had won one of the Student Union positions so we were well oiled by that stage drinking all day after the election and the canvass. A few of us in our wisdom decided not to bother queuing up and left them in a corner expecting to find them there at the end of the night. Naturally they weren't. Quelle surprise?!

Jacket gone with purse, money, bank cards, student card, keys. As I can lose things easily anyway my boyfriend from college had bought me a big keyring which said "Always in trouble but so much fun". Whoever nicked it probably had a right laugh at that one.

Fast forward a few weeks later I got a letter in the post with my student card and a note attached which said 'Found at an ATM in Rathmines. From a fellow *name of college* student'. They had obviously made a lot of effort to have it returned to me so I really appreciated it. If they had given their name I would have bought them a pint so I probably just bought one for myself instead. I was a bit devastated about the jacket so I'm still grieving for it. (Not really)

Katgurl

I managed to come home one night with only one of my pair of lovely pink high heels. One of my (male) friends visited the bar to enquire and spied it positioned in a place of honour on a display shelf. They refused to give it back and said that only the owner herself could reclaim Cinderella style. As they were my favourite shoes I obliged but I did not enjoy the experience.

Steve2016

back in final year and before internet took over as a source of information, i had all my notes for my final year project with me in a back pack which i left in abrakadabra. Luckily got it back the next day. Would have been unbelievably screwed for my project without it.

Left a belated wedding present on the nightlink, again luckily it was handed in.

Another night, i was walking home from the pub and was loosely wearing new runners when i decided to fly kick a stone. Runner came flying off and over hoardings into aceltic tiger era abandoned building site with a deep excavation for a basement. Thankfully i was smart/sober enough to know my limits so decided it was best to leave it where it was. Cursed myself and f**ked the other one in after it and walked the rest of the way home in my socks!! Was able to see it through the hoardings each day i walked home from work....

TerrorFirmer

It's amazing how some people simply have a disposition to losing stuff. No matter what state I get myself into, I've always woken up with wallet, keys, phone. My friend's girlfriend literally has to bring a crap phone and cheap handbag with her on nights out because she reliably loses both every time.