Is there anything you know with 100℅ certainty?

badabing106 · 07-10-2016 07:14PM #1

How can you be 100℅ certain ?

Bank of America analysts say there is a 50 per cent chance we are living in a simulated reality

"Simulated reality is the hypothesis that reality could be simulated—for example by computer simulation—to a degree indistinguishable from "true" reality. It could contain conscious minds which may or may not be fully aware that they are living inside a simulation"

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/computer-simulation-world-matrix-scientists-elon-musk-artificial-intelligence-ai-a7347526.html

KoolKid · 07-10-2016 07:15PM

badabing106 wrote: »

How can you be 100℅ certain ?

That we will die.

foggy_lad · 07-10-2016 07:15PM

We will all die.

Barry Badrinath · 07-10-2016 07:15PM

I'm 100% certain I typed this post.

The_Valeyard · 07-10-2016 07:15PM

KoolKid wrote: »

That we will die.

That everything will eventually die.

Seth Brundle · 07-10-2016 07:16PM

I'm certainly not sure!

The_Valeyard · 07-10-2016 07:16PM

Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »

I'm 100% certain I typed this post.

I'm only 50% sure it's you and not some lesser cheaper pants wearing individual

PARlance · 07-10-2016 07:17PM

badabing106 wrote: »

How can you be 100℅ certain ?

I'm 100% certain there's something whacky going on with your % symbol.

frozenfrozen · 07-10-2016 07:17PM

I'm 100% sure you couldn't figure out how to type a real percentage sign.

The flying mouse · 07-10-2016 07:19PM

I am a 100% certain that yesterday will never come back and tomorrow will always be tomorrow.

Alf Stewart. · 07-10-2016 07:20PM

She will spit tonight again.

Dravokivich · 07-10-2016 07:29PM

badabing106 wrote: »

How can you be 100℅ certain ?

I know my name.

But then again... I can't remember my full name. The name I picked for my confirmation begins with P, and I only picked it because my middle name began with j. And thinking ahead they'd work better if if I needed to use those initials. But I can't remember what the damn thing is.

PARlance · 07-10-2016 07:30PM

Dravokivich wrote: »

I know my name.

But then again... I can't remember my full name. The name I picked for my confirmation begins with P, and I only picked it because my middle name began with j. And thinking ahead they'd work better if if I needed to use those initials. But I can't remember what the damn thing is.

Rick?

Archeron · 07-10-2016 07:31PM

My socks have minions on them. I am 100% sure because I am looking at them.

SCOOP 64 · 07-10-2016 07:31PM

That i will win the euro millions!

For ever odd · 07-10-2016 07:45PM

A Nurse and a Hearse.

darkpagandeath · 07-10-2016 07:52PM

Bot's will appear in any thread about Russia.

Fleawuss · 07-10-2016 07:53PM

AH is infested with bots.

Arthur.beaker · 07-10-2016 07:56PM

Alf Stewart. wrote: »

She will spit tonight again.

Don't talk about your mother like that.

Arthur.beaker · 07-10-2016 07:57PM

Archeron wrote: »

My socks have minions on them. I am 100% sure because I am looking at them.

Do the minions have socks on? If so, do those socks also have minions on them?

pajor · 07-10-2016 07:58PM

KoolKid wrote: »

That we will die.

And pay taxes.

Samaris · 07-10-2016 08:31PM

That some people have far too much time on their hands.

Jesus. · 07-10-2016 08:49PM

That everything that happens was meant to happen. There's absolute 100% cast iron evidence for this.

The_Valeyard · 07-10-2016 08:56PM

pajor wrote: »

And pay taxes.

Unless you are a large corporation

Hammer89 · 07-10-2016 08:59PM

Samaris wrote: »

That some people have far too much time on their hands.

Bankers, worryingly. Don't they have mortgages and loans and sh*t to analyse. Why are they releasing their theories about parallel universes and stuff? It's like KFC chefs publishing something in the Lancet.

KoolKid · 07-10-2016 10:48PM

The_Valeyard wrote: »

Unless you are a large corporation

Or a good for nothing skanger.

Pherekydes · 07-10-2016 10:54PM

Jesus. wrote: »

That everything that happens was meant to happen. There's absolute 100% cast iron evidence for this.

Because it was programmed in the simulation? Nah, that's only 50%.

am i bovvered · 07-10-2016 10:57PM

I think therefore I am

Feisar · 07-10-2016 10:58PM

The old man would give me his last pint of blood if I needed it.

KoolKid · 07-10-2016 11:01PM

I know for 100% certainly I'm not getting a shag tonight.

Arthur.beaker · 07-10-2016 11:03PM

KoolKid wrote: »

Or a good for nothing skanger.

Like Mick 'Scarecrow' Wallace?

Is there anything you know with 100℅ certainty?

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