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Is there anything you know with 100℅ certainty?

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  • Moderators, Home & Garden Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 24,789 Mod ✭✭✭✭KoolKid


    How can you be 100℅ certain ?


    That we will die.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,373 ✭✭✭✭foggy_lad


    We will all die.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,460 ✭✭✭Barry Badrinath


    I'm 100% certain I typed this post.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    KoolKid wrote: »
    That we will die.

    That everything will eventually die.


  • Moderators, Politics Moderators Posts: 41,229 Mod ✭✭✭✭Seth Brundle


    I'm certainly not sure!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    I'm 100% certain I typed this post.
    I'm only 50% sure it's you and not some lesser cheaper pants wearing individual


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,510 ✭✭✭✭PARlance


    How can you be 100℅ certain ?

    I'm 100% certain there's something whacky going on with your % symbol.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,903 ✭✭✭frozenfrozen


    I'm 100% sure you couldn't figure out how to type a real percentage sign.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,915 ✭✭✭The flying mouse


    I am a 100% certain that yesterday will never come back and tomorrow will always be tomorrow.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,789 ✭✭✭Alf Stewart.


    She will spit tonight again.


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  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    How can you be 100℅ certain ?

    I know my name.

    But then again... I can't remember my full name. The name I picked for my confirmation begins with P, and I only picked it because my middle name began with j. And thinking ahead they'd work better if if I needed to use those initials. But I can't remember what the damn thing is.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,510 ✭✭✭✭PARlance


    I know my name.

    But then again... I can't remember my full name. The name I picked for my confirmation begins with P, and I only picked it because my middle name began with j. And thinking ahead they'd work better if if I needed to use those initials. But I can't remember what the damn thing is.

    Rick?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,414 ✭✭✭Archeron


    My socks have minions on them. I am 100% sure because I am looking at them.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,394 ✭✭✭SCOOP 64


    That i will win the euro millions!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 608 ✭✭✭For ever odd


    A Nurse and a Hearse.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 24,465 ✭✭✭✭darkpagandeath


    Bot's will appear in any thread about Russia.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,681 ✭✭✭Fleawuss


    AH is infested with bots.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 179 ✭✭Arthur.beaker


    She will spit tonight again.

    Don't talk about your mother like that.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 179 ✭✭Arthur.beaker


    Archeron wrote: »
    My socks have minions on them. I am 100% sure because I am looking at them.

    Do the minions have socks on? If so, do those socks also have minions on them?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,573 ✭✭✭pajor


    KoolKid wrote: »
    That we will die.

    And pay taxes.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,544 ✭✭✭Samaris


    That some people have far too much time on their hands.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,794 ✭✭✭Jesus.


    That everything that happens was meant to happen. There's absolute 100% cast iron evidence for this.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    pajor wrote: »
    And pay taxes.

    Unless you are a large corporation


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,003 ✭✭✭Hammer89


    Samaris wrote: »
    That some people have far too much time on their hands.

    Bankers, worryingly. Don't they have mortgages and loans and sh*t to analyse. Why are they releasing their theories about parallel universes and stuff? It's like KFC chefs publishing something in the Lancet.


  • Moderators, Home & Garden Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 24,789 Mod ✭✭✭✭KoolKid


    Unless you are a large corporation

    Or a good for nothing skanger.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,201 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    Jesus. wrote: »
    That everything that happens was meant to happen. There's absolute 100% cast iron evidence for this.

    Because it was programmed in the simulation? Nah, that's only 50%.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,102 ✭✭✭am i bovvered


    I think therefore I am


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,787 ✭✭✭Feisar


    The old man would give me his last pint of blood if I needed it.

    First they came for the socialists...



  • Moderators, Home & Garden Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 24,789 Mod ✭✭✭✭KoolKid


    I know for 100% certainly I'm not getting a shag tonight.


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 179 ✭✭Arthur.beaker


    KoolKid wrote: »
    Or a good for nothing skanger.

    Like Mick 'Scarecrow' Wallace?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,821 ✭✭✭fussyonion


    KoolKid wrote: »
    I know for 100% certainly I'm not getting a shag tonight.

    I am 100% certain you and your hand will be best mates tonight.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,275 ✭✭✭Your Face


    Is this the real life?
    Is this just fantasy?


  • Moderators, Home & Garden Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 24,789 Mod ✭✭✭✭KoolKid


    fussyonion wrote: »
    I am 100% certain you and your hand will be best mates tonight.

    I'm 100%certain that won't even be happening.


  • Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I'm 100% certain that I am younger than my parents and older than my children,


  • Moderators, Politics Moderators Posts: 41,229 Mod ✭✭✭✭Seth Brundle


    KoolKid wrote: »
    Or a good for nothing skanger.
    Skangers do pay tax through VAT on stuff they dont steal!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,021 ✭✭✭Arcade_Tryer


    I type, therefore I am.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,206 ✭✭✭Samsgirl


    My car takes diesel


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭maudgonner


    That Bosco is a boy girl bollix.

    Yeah, Bosco is a bollix.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,798 ✭✭✭syngindub


    there should be a ban on your wife wearing onesies


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,560 ✭✭✭porsche boy


    Death & taxes


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,903 ✭✭✭frozenfrozen


    syngindub wrote: »
    there should be a ban on your wife wearing onesies

    whats wrong with onesies?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,538 ✭✭✭sunny2004


    whats wrong with onesies?
    Clearly your wife doesn't wear them, 100% sure of this..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,081 ✭✭✭sheesh


    Of course Elon Musk thinks he lives in a simulation, he is a self made billionaire everything has worked out for him ok so he got lucky with paypal but then he goes into electric cars and makes money (which rarely happens think of all those smaller brands that went out of business) then he went into building rockets, another money pit, and finds out he has really good rocket.

    All this success has made him a little paranoid! I imagine he is actually a good person to work for and attracts talented people.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,355 ✭✭✭tara73


    yeah, I wonder what makes this guy believe in it? the article or he didn't give any examples why it should be like that. so he just seems a bit psychotic to me:eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 354 ✭✭Microdot


    I am a 100% certain that yesterday will never come back and tomorrow will always be tomorrow.

    There is no tomorrow. Tomorrow is just another day.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,975 ✭✭✭Greyfox


    I know that when you play the Game of Thrones you win or you die


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,731 ✭✭✭✭osarusan


    I can be 100% certain that tonight Limerick FC will lift the First Division trophy.

    It will be the first piece of silverware I've seen them lift since the 1992/1993 season.*



    *they've won stuff, but I was living away from Ireland at the time.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 246 ✭✭Utdfan20titles


    Utd have won 20 titles


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,394 ✭✭✭SCOOP 64


    SCOOP 64 wrote: »
    That i will win the euro millions!

    I havent won anything on lotto or euro millions for months , i did win!
    €3.90 on euro millions!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    maudgonner wrote: »
    That Bosco is a boy girl bollix.

    Yeah, Bosco is a bollix.

    I believed he enjoyed fisting alright.


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