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Turn a song in to average language and see can anyone guess it

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 819 ✭✭✭Foggy Jew


    Sure, I'm standing at a road junction in a place which is the opposite of 'lose' and opposite of 'fast', in AZ, and I am cutting quite a dash. It's a lassie, bejaysus, in a pickup truck, applying the brakes to get a goo at me.....

    It's the bally ballyness of it that makes it all seem so bally bally.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,272 ✭✭✭bazza1


    Take it easy - The Eagles :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    On arising at daybreak
    the buzzer alerts me
    It seems like Im going to be late
    in the period it takes to gather my educational material
    and make myself look presentable
    I arrive at the junction and see the public transport vehicle
    pass at high speed


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,428 ✭✭✭✭Exclamation Marc


    gramar wrote: »
    On arising at daybreak
    the buzzer alerts me
    It seems like Im going to be late
    in the period it takes to gather my educational material
    and make myself look presentable
    I arrive at the junction and see the public transport vehicle
    pass at high speed

    Saved by the Bell theme tune? :D


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,569 ✭✭✭HensVassal


    Were you to yearn for a heavenly body I would attempt such a beginning
    Though would prefer organ donation to the master, affectionately


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 819 ✭✭✭Foggy Jew


    Wearing a tangerine cravat, your chapeau jauntily obscuring one of your seeing organs, you perambulated into the social gathering as if you were embarking a luxury ocean going vessel.

    It's the bally ballyness of it that makes it all seem so bally bally.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Foggy Jew wrote: »
    Wearing a tangerine cravat, your chapeau jauntily obscuring one of your seeing organs, you perambulated into the social gathering as if you were embarking a luxury ocean going vessel.

    You're so vain.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,883 ✭✭✭MelanieC


    HensVassal wrote: »
    Were you to yearn for a heavenly body I would attempt such a beginning
    Though would prefer organ donation to the master, affectionately

    To Sir With Love - Lulu


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,423 ✭✭✭✭Outlaw Pete


    Terminated contact with my female counterpart as when it came to my psyche, she was unable to assist.

    Human beings in general believe I am deranged due to some facial crumpling issues.

    Can't believe nobody got this yet. Thought I'd made it too easy :p


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,569 ✭✭✭HensVassal


    MelanieC wrote: »
    To Sir With Love - Lulu

    Spot on, Mel.


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,569 ✭✭✭HensVassal


    Can't believe nobody got this yet. Thought I'd made it too easy :p

    Paranoid? Ozzy/Sabbath


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    I form part of the queue up to when I consider you may have a moment
    to pass the late afternoon in my company....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,921 ✭✭✭✭MetzgerMeister


    ceadaoin. wrote: »
    One, Metallica?

    Didn't lose his hair at all shur hasn't he a fine head of curls the whole way throughout the film :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 819 ✭✭✭Foggy Jew


    gramar wrote: »
    I form part of the queue up to when I consider you may have a moment
    to pass the late afternoon in my company....
    .... And then I go and spoil it all by saying something stooped, like I love you:)

    It's the bally ballyness of it that makes it all seem so bally bally.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Foggy Jew wrote: »
    .... And then I go and spoil it all by saying something stooped, like I love you:)

    ..you're making me blush foggy


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,435 ✭✭✭pumpkin4life


    Foggy Jew wrote: »
    .... And then I go and spoil it all by saying something stooped, like I love you:)

    An excuse to post this:D



  • Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    gramar wrote: »
    ..you're making me blush foggy

    :pac:


  • Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    My turn!


    I know it's late but I needed to ring to tell you how I feel. I'm going to drive to you and we'll go down the hills. Then I have to tell you something but I'm not sure if you'll want to hear it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    My turn!


    I know it's late but I needed to ring to tell you how I feel. I'm going to drive to you and we'll go down the hills. Then I have to tell you something but I'm not sure if you'll want to hear it.

    ^^^ ...anyone???


  • Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    gramar wrote: »
    ^^^ ...anyone???

    I feel a bit left out G. Sniffle.


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  • Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Another clue.


    There is something about you alright but I find it hard to explain what it is. They are all talking about you.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Another clue.


    There is something about you alright but I find it hard to explain what it is. They are all talking about you.

    ...^^^^^^^...anyone?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,714 ✭✭✭ahlookit


    Another clue.


    There is something about you alright but I find it hard to explain what it is. They are all talking about you.

    I'm still flummoxed


  • Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    ahlookit wrote: »
    I'm still flummoxed

    Lemmee see what I can do here.

    A clue. You could say the song is about driving.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    A clue. You could say the song is about driving.

    Is it Roy Orbison?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Lemmee see what I can do here.

    A clue. You could say the song is about driving.

    Driving us all bloody mad.


  • Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    HaHa crafty Persepoly!! :pac:


  • Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Colser wrote: »
    Is it Roy Orbison?

    Nope :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,423 ✭✭✭✭Outlaw Pete


    HensVassal wrote: »
    Paranoid? Ozzy/Sabbath

    Nailed it.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,325 ✭✭✭iLikeWaffles


    Is it actually non fictionally in existence? Is it coming from improbable things? Intercepted and held in a collapsed mass of earth. Trapped in non fictional existence. Awake now and the blinding light will make things become clear. I've got no money, but I'm not looking for commiserations for the reasons of being untroubled by difficulties. On a scale of 10 to -10 its a 1, -1. Whatever the weathers going to be I couldn't care less. Careless.


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