Your favorite Irish insult?

josip · 03-10-2016 03:30PM

Ni ar seiseann a bhi na bhriste

03-10-2016 04:04PM

TerrorFirmer wrote: »

I always love seeing people from outside Ireland try to process Traveller insults like 'Your fat head is swollen with the innocence'.

A big calves head on you with your cows tits and rats nipples!

Dick phelan · 03-10-2016 08:05PM

I guess your the sap in the family tree
He wouldn't know his arse from his elbow
Best insult i ever heard was an overweight person said "it runs in the family", "Na love the problem is nobody runs in the family"

Eamondomc · 03-10-2016 08:17PM

A middle aged man beside me was getting married a few years ago and a neighbour who wasn't on terms with him, met him on the lane and as they were passing he stuck his head out the window of the car and said, good man joey, I hope your bag festers and your balls fall out before you get near her?

03-10-2016 08:54PM

Eamondomc wrote: »

A middle aged man beside me was getting married a few years ago and a neighbour who wasn't on terms with him, met him on the lane and as they were passing he stuck his head out the window of the car and said, good man joey, I hope your bag festers and your balls fall out before you get near her?

Good old Irish begrudgery at its best

4ensic15 · 03-10-2016 09:00PM

May the fleas of a thousand cattle infest your armpits.

Giacomo McGubbin · 03-10-2016 09:09PM

yer ma's yer da

Ted_YNWA · 03-10-2016 09:14PM

You have a face that is perfect for radio.

fussyonion · 03-10-2016 09:35PM

"Ya hairy swamp ghoul"--from the Dumb/Great Facebook Status thread.

"Scarla for your Nanny for having your Ma for havin ya"

"You've a face like Lego; in bits."

"You've a face like a Dalmation, full o'spots."

Senna · 03-10-2016 09:44PM

"like a busted bag of spuds", to a slightly over weight girl in a tight dress.

"Face like a slapped arse"

"The feckin head on ya"

"A face only a mother could love"

yermanoffthetv · 03-10-2016 09:49PM

"ya can bite the back of me bollocks"

"Your some tulip"

maudgonner · 03-10-2016 09:50PM

You're as thick as cowshíte and only half as useful.

mohawk · 03-10-2016 09:59PM

Brian2208 wrote: »

Ya bleedin' thick, ya!

Wouldn't use bleedin' part but Jesus it has it been a long time since I heard someone being called a thick.
Am I the only one who finds some of the insults bring back good memories?