The worst kid's name you've ever heard?

Patty O Furniture · 28-09-2016 01:27AM

What about Marion Morrison for a boy?

Airyfairy12 · 28-09-2016 02:38AM

Frank or Tony

Stigura · 28-09-2016 04:03AM

I haven't looked through this thread. But; I'd think " Yours " would be a pretty fcuking grim name for me to hear put on a kid :eek:

chughes · 28-09-2016 08:25AM

Patty O Furniture wrote: »

What about Marion Morrison for a boy?

I wondered when someone would weigh in with that one......

NikoTopps · 28-09-2016 09:38AM

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Dimitri. I think it's a nice name!

I like the name. It was the bonkers spelling that threw me off.

IEG · 28-09-2016 10:55AM

Dimitri is an Ukrainian version of spelling

Russian is Dmitriy or Dima for short. My favourite name!

Patty O Furniture · 30-09-2016 01:48AM

chughes wrote: »

I wondered when someone would weigh in with that one......

:p

No doubt you know, who he became then;)

dwayneshintzy · 30-09-2016 05:16AM

Work in Asia, so some of the kids have very interesting English names.....my absolute favorite is "Blogman". Like a really **** internet superhero.

pickarooney · 30-09-2016 06:06AM

IEG wrote: »

Dimitri is an Ukrainian version of spelling Russian is Dmitriy or Dima for short. My favourite name!

How does that work, when both use the Cyrillic alphabet?

The Young Wan · 30-09-2016 07:53AM

Grant

Hotblack Desiato · 30-09-2016 12:00PM

Nazi.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/29/female-chess-players-accuse-governing-body-of-sex-discrimination/

Cork2015! · 30-09-2016 12:12PM

Perpetua, also Aloysius (Pronounced al-lew-ish-us)

Poor poor kids

Pippa_Pipsy · 30-09-2016 12:14PM

Clare

Magicmatilda · 30-09-2016 03:47PM

cantdecide wrote: »

I always just thing of scythes or a side of coleslaw.

I come across some strange names in the course of my work. Today was a middle name 'Enigma' for a girl.

I know her. Normal first name, nice girl. Unfortunate choice by her father. I guess thankfully its a middle name.

I have come across an Uisce Dubh. She's probably in her 20's or 30's. Seriousely Black Water - just seems very unhealthy or something!

IEG · 30-09-2016 03:49PM

pickarooney wrote: »

How does that work, when both use the Cyrillic alphabet?

Ukrainian has some extra letters like they use i (pronounced as e) and also some names change like Anna is Ganna, Nikita is Mikita (pronounced very strangely too, with an Ы sound)

cactusgal · 01-10-2016 04:46PM

Airyfairy12 wrote: »

Frank or Tony

Those are the worst names you've ever heard? Really?

Patty O Furniture · 02-10-2016 02:56AM

I dunno about worst, but Storm (Desmond) unfortunate when they started naming the storms last year

Has Boomtown Bob's kids been mentioned yet?

Shannon757 · 02-10-2016 10:16AM

Patty O Furniture wrote: »

I dunno about worst, but Storm (Desmond) unfortunate when they started naming the storms last year

Has Boomtown Bob's kids been mentioned yet?

I think someone from Westlife or one of those bands is married to a Storm

PhiloCypher · 02-10-2016 10:35AM

Otis, Oscar and Felix are the ones doing the rounds where I live .

worded · 02-10-2016 11:23AM

Shannon757 wrote: »

I think someone from Westlife or one of those bands is married to a Storm

Storm - she arrived all wet and excited but I bet when she goes she will take the house

02-10-2016 01:36PM

Shannon757 wrote: »

I think someone from Westlife or one of those bands is married to a Storm

It's Ronan Keating but he calls her Schtorm.

pablomakaveli · 02-10-2016 08:29PM

Heard a new one yesterday. Was walking to the counter in a store and some little **** started running alongside me pointing a plastic sword at me. Then I heard the mother say "Oakley come back here". Oakley. I was telling my missus and she said "Oakley?, like okley dokely from the Simpsons?". That kid will have a hard time when he's older if the Simpsons are still going.

Witchie · 02-10-2016 09:57PM

pablomakaveli wrote: »

Heard a new one yesterday. Was walking to the counter in a store and some little **** started running alongside me pointing a plastic sword at me. Then I heard the mother say "Oakley come back here". Oakley. I was telling my missus and she said "Oakley?, like okley dokely from the Simpsons?". That kid will have a hard time when he's older if the Simpsons are still going.

Funny I heard of a new baby being called Oakley a few weeks ago when was over in England.

pablomakaveli · 02-10-2016 10:16PM

Witchie wrote: »

Funny I heard of a new baby being called Oakley a few weeks ago when was over in England.

First time I'd heard that particular name but I've heard some right daft ones over here. Young couples particularly seem to be quite bad for picking terrible "unique" names.

lawred2 · 02-10-2016 10:18PM

PhiloCypher wrote: »

Otis, Oscar and Felix are the ones doing the rounds where I live .

Oscar is a smashing name

In fact, Otis and Felix aren't bad either

madmaggie · 03-10-2016 01:33AM

Oscar and Felix, the odd couple!

Patty O Furniture · 03-10-2016 02:20AM

pablomakaveli wrote: »

Heard a new one yesterday. Was walking to the counter in a store and some little **** started running alongside me pointing a plastic sword at me. Then I heard the mother say "Oakley come back here". Oakley. I was telling my missus and she said "Oakley?, like okley dokely from the Simpsons?". That kid will have a hard time when he's older if the Simpsons are still going.

I wonder if there's another kid called 'Ned'

I wonder if it's 'only in america' that use Randy as a 1st name :P
But Cletus is definitely used in US only (i hope!)

IEG · 03-10-2016 03:29PM

A baby called Atlas !

lawred2 · 03-10-2016 03:38PM

IEG wrote: »

A baby called Atlas !

Ooooffff

Cortina_MK_IV · 03-10-2016 03:42PM

On the break in the X-Factor with the mimes, "Leah (ok) and Mace." Mace... Jaysus, to most of us that's where you get a sambo and coffee in Maxol. It's a self defence spray AND that old medieval weapon. What goes through these people's heads! (Should be a mace.)

The worst kid's name you've ever heard?

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