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The worst kid's name you've ever heard?

cantdecide

...because I think I can beat them all. I swear I considered strangling the poor little bugger to death for his own good. Sit down. Calmly take a deep breath and prepare yourself...

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Patty O Furniture

What about Marion Morrison for a boy?

Airyfairy12

Frank or Tony

Stigura

I haven't looked through this thread. But; I'd think " Yours " would be a pretty fcuking grim name for me to hear put on a kid :eek:

chughes

Patty O Furniture wrote: »

What about Marion Morrison for a boy?

I wondered when someone would weigh in with that one......

NikoTopps

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Dimitri. I think it's a nice name!

I like the name. It was the bonkers spelling that threw me off.

IEG

Dimitri is an Ukrainian version of spelling

Russian is Dmitriy or Dima for short. My favourite name!

Patty O Furniture

chughes wrote: »

I wondered when someone would weigh in with that one......

:p

No doubt you know, who he became then;)

dwayneshintzy

Work in Asia, so some of the kids have very interesting English names.....my absolute favorite is "Blogman". Like a really **** internet superhero.

pickarooney

IEG wrote: »

Dimitri is an Ukrainian version of spelling Russian is Dmitriy or Dima for short. My favourite name!

How does that work, when both use the Cyrillic alphabet?

The Young Wan

Grant

Hotblack Desiato

Nazi.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/29/female-chess-players-accuse-governing-body-of-sex-discrimination/

Cork2015!

Perpetua, also Aloysius (Pronounced al-lew-ish-us)

Poor poor kids

Pippa_Pipsy

Clare

Magicmatilda

cantdecide wrote: »

I always just thing of scythes or a side of coleslaw.

I come across some strange names in the course of my work. Today was a middle name 'Enigma' for a girl.

I know her. Normal first name, nice girl. Unfortunate choice by her father. I guess thankfully its a middle name.

I have come across an Uisce Dubh. She's probably in her 20's or 30's. Seriousely Black Water - just seems very unhealthy or something!

IEG

pickarooney wrote: »

How does that work, when both use the Cyrillic alphabet?

Ukrainian has some extra letters like they use i (pronounced as e) and also some names change like Anna is Ganna, Nikita is Mikita (pronounced very strangely too, with an Ы sound)

cactusgal

Airyfairy12 wrote: »

Frank or Tony

Those are the worst names you've ever heard? Really?

Patty O Furniture

I dunno about worst, but Storm (Desmond) unfortunate when they started naming the storms last year

Has Boomtown Bob's kids been mentioned yet?

Shannon757

Patty O Furniture wrote: »

I dunno about worst, but Storm (Desmond) unfortunate when they started naming the storms last year

Has Boomtown Bob's kids been mentioned yet?

I think someone from Westlife or one of those bands is married to a Storm

PhiloCypher

Otis, Oscar and Felix are the ones doing the rounds where I live .

worded

Shannon757 wrote: »

I think someone from Westlife or one of those bands is married to a Storm

Storm - she arrived all wet and excited but I bet when she goes she will take the house

[Deleted User]

Shannon757 wrote: »

I think someone from Westlife or one of those bands is married to a Storm

It's Ronan Keating but he calls her Schtorm.

pablomakaveli

Heard a new one yesterday. Was walking to the counter in a store and some little **** started running alongside me pointing a plastic sword at me. Then I heard the mother say "Oakley come back here". Oakley. I was telling my missus and she said "Oakley?, like okley dokely from the Simpsons?". That kid will have a hard time when he's older if the Simpsons are still going.

Witchie

pablomakaveli wrote: »

Heard a new one yesterday. Was walking to the counter in a store and some little **** started running alongside me pointing a plastic sword at me. Then I heard the mother say "Oakley come back here". Oakley. I was telling my missus and she said "Oakley?, like okley dokely from the Simpsons?". That kid will have a hard time when he's older if the Simpsons are still going.

Funny I heard of a new baby being called Oakley a few weeks ago when was over in England.

pablomakaveli

Witchie wrote: »

Funny I heard of a new baby being called Oakley a few weeks ago when was over in England.

First time I'd heard that particular name but I've heard some right daft ones over here. Young couples particularly seem to be quite bad for picking terrible "unique" names.

lawred2

PhiloCypher wrote: »

Otis, Oscar and Felix are the ones doing the rounds where I live .

Oscar is a smashing name

In fact, Otis and Felix aren't bad either

madmaggie

Oscar and Felix, the odd couple!

Patty O Furniture

pablomakaveli wrote: »

Heard a new one yesterday. Was walking to the counter in a store and some little **** started running alongside me pointing a plastic sword at me. Then I heard the mother say "Oakley come back here". Oakley. I was telling my missus and she said "Oakley?, like okley dokely from the Simpsons?". That kid will have a hard time when he's older if the Simpsons are still going.

I wonder if there's another kid called 'Ned'

I wonder if it's 'only in america' that use Randy as a 1st name :P
But Cletus is definitely used in US only (i hope!)

IEG

A baby called Atlas !

lawred2

IEG wrote: »

A baby called Atlas !

Ooooffff

Cortina_MK_IV

On the break in the X-Factor with the mimes, "Leah (ok) and Mace." Mace... Jaysus, to most of us that's where you get a sambo and coffee in Maxol. It's a self defence spray AND that old medieval weapon. What goes through these people's heads! (Should be a mace.)