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Neighbour's nightly garden urinations - IT MUST STOP !!!

  • 02-10-2016 12:36AM
    #1
    Duke Stink
    Site Banned Posts: 7 ✭


    As the title suggests my next door neighbour piddles in his garden at 10.30, 11, 11.30 and 12. I dunno wtf I think it's cos he drinks so much when his wifey goes to naaboo. But anyway I am sick of hearing it. How can I make this stop
    Post edited by HildaOgdenx on


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  • #2
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,828 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Install a cattle fence.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOKioOOA-0c


  • #3
    learn_more
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,520 ✭✭✭learn_more


    You could stop looking.


  • #4
    Duke Stink
    Site Banned Posts: 7 ✭Duke Stink


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Install a cattle fence.

    He does it in his own garden. It's just disgusting to hear for me


  • #5
    JeffKenna
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,816 ✭✭✭JeffKenna


    You must have super hearing


  • #6
    rabwaygal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 159 ✭✭rabwaygal


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Install a cattle fence.

    Better get some cattle too... Make it seem like you weren't getting revenge!

    No problem if you live in a semi D.... Just say your gone hipster


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  • #7
    milehip
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 735 ✭✭✭milehip


    Retaliate in kind. Start ****ting in your own back yard


  • #8
    slapper999
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 65 ✭✭slapper999


    He's pissing in his own garden.

    While its strange, theres nothing you can do about him pissing in his garden, maybe close your window and don't look out at 10:30, 11,11:30 and 12.


  • #9
    lulu1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,816 ✭✭✭lulu1


    Talk about hearing the grass grow op how can you possibly hear your neighbor doing this from indoors


  • #10
    s15r330
    Closed Accounts Posts: 942 ✭✭✭s15r330


    Duke Stink wrote: »
    As the title suggests my next door neighbour piddles in his garden at 10.30, 11, 11.30 and 12. I dunno wtf I think it's cos he drinks so much when his wifey goes to naaboo. But anyway I am sick of hearing it. How can I make this stop

    Is it Anakin Skywalker? His missus was from Naboo.


  • #11
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Tell him to get his prostate checked


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  • #12
    jamesbere
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,022 ✭✭✭jamesbere


    How loud is his peeing, are we talking niagara falls levels


  • #13
    Duke Stink
    Site Banned Posts: 7 ✭Duke Stink


    learn_more wrote: »
    You could stop looking.

    I do not look at this pig


  • #14
    Duke Stink
    Site Banned Posts: 7 ✭Duke Stink


    JeffKenna wrote: »
    You must have super hearing

    I often remain my back door open as I feel the heats badly. I should not have to be disgusted in such a way as to hear these pissings


  • #15
    Junkyard Tom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,115 ✭✭✭✭Junkyard Tom


    He's probably having a few beers and doesn't want to disturb his missus by running up-and-down the stairs frequently flushing the toilet. This is a considerate man who cares about his missus. Why do you want to destroy their marriage? Just what is it about being a home-wrecker that you enjoy so much?


  • #16
    rabwaygal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 159 ✭✭rabwaygal


    Cover his garden with:

    https://www.damninteresting.com/the-terrifying-toothpick-fish/

    At 10:29, 10:59, 11:29, 11:59


  • #17
    Duke Stink
    Site Banned Posts: 7 ✭Duke Stink


    Junkyard Tom wrote: »
    He's probably having a few beers and doesn't want to disturb his missus by running up-and-down the stairs frequently flushing the toilet. This is a considerate man who cares about his missus. Why do you want to destroy their marriage? Just what is it about being a home-wrecker that you enjoy so much?

    The deviant isn't married


  • #18
    Avatar MIA
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,748 ✭✭✭Avatar MIA


    Duke Stink wrote: »
    I do not look at this pig

    Then your wife is.

    Move out and burn down your house. It's the only sane solution.


  • #19
    slapper999
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 65 ✭✭slapper999


    If you don't want to be disgusted, close your door for 5 minutes at 10:30, 11, 11:30 and 12 each night, seems your a nosey neighbour, close your bleedin door.

    Can he hear you pissing in your bathroom if the window is open?, he's probably pissed off listening to that.


  • #20
    lulu1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,816 ✭✭✭lulu1


    The wife probably hogs the bathroom between the hours of 10.30 and 12 so the poor man has to go somewhere. maybe you could suggest him using your bathroom.


  • #21
    Duke Stink
    Site Banned Posts: 7 ✭Duke Stink


    Avatar MIA wrote: »
    Then your wife is.

    Move out and burn down your house. It's the only sane solution.

    I just hate slovenly dogs like this. Why can't he use his toilet like normal people???


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  • #22
    Avatar MIA
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,748 ✭✭✭Avatar MIA


    Duke Stink wrote: »
    I dunno wtf I think it's cos he drinks so much when his wifey goes to naaboo.
    Duke Stink wrote: »
    The deviant isn't married

    Time for a new re-reg troll.


  • #23
    byte
    Moderators, Regional North West Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 19,243 Mod ✭✭✭✭byte
    byte


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCGvONbVCa0


  • #24
    Alf Stewart.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,789 ✭✭✭Alf Stewart.


    Duke Stink wrote: »
    The deviant isn't married

    **phew**

    So my next door neighbour isn't on boards....


  • #25
    gitzy16v
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,093 ✭✭✭gitzy16v


    Why can't you shut your door and not listen


  • #26
    Olishi4
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,469 ✭✭✭Olishi4


    I had a thread up a while ago about quotes and this is one from Iggy Pop
    Olishi4 wrote: »

    "Well, I don't use the toilet much to pee in. I almost always pee in the yard or the garden, because I like to pee on my estate."....


    Maybe, op, your neighbour, is of the same mindset :)


  • #27
    La.de.da
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,010 ✭✭✭La.de.da


    Almost..... just almost PMSL at this thread.

    You can get stuff in the vets that stops dogs pissing in certain places, but I don't know if it will benefit your neighbour.

    If it worked he could start using your garden :eek: quite the pickle there OP.


  • #28
    slapper999
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 65 ✭✭slapper999


    Failure, bad memory, bye bye. lol


  • #29
    Duke Stink
    Site Banned Posts: 7 ✭Duke Stink


    gitzy16v wrote: »
    Why can't you shut your door and not listen

    I often have my doors and windows open for fresh air


  • #30
    jamesbere
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,022 ✭✭✭jamesbere


    Duke Stink wrote: »
    I often have my doors and windows open for fresh air

    And smell of pee


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  • #31
    gitzy16v
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,093 ✭✭✭gitzy16v


    You won't suffocate if the Windows are closed for an hour or two...cop on stop whinging it's hardly the end of the world


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