Neighbour's nightly garden urinations - IT MUST STOP !!!

Duke Stink

As the title suggests my next door neighbour piddles in his garden at 10.30, 11, 11.30 and 12. I dunno wtf I think it's cos he drinks so much when his wifey goes to naaboo. But anyway I am sick of hearing it. How can I make this stop

Install a cattle fence.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOKioOOA-0c

learn_more

You could stop looking.

Duke Stink

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Install a cattle fence.

He does it in his own garden. It's just disgusting to hear for me

JeffKenna

You must have super hearing

rabwaygal

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Install a cattle fence.

Better get some cattle too... Make it seem like you weren't getting revenge!

No problem if you live in a semi D.... Just say your gone hipster

milehip

Retaliate in kind. Start ****ting in your own back yard

slapper999

He's pissing in his own garden.

While its strange, theres nothing you can do about him pissing in his garden, maybe close your window and don't look out at 10:30, 11,11:30 and 12.

lulu1

Talk about hearing the grass grow op how can you possibly hear your neighbor doing this from indoors

s15r330

Duke Stink wrote: »

As the title suggests my next door neighbour piddles in his garden at 10.30, 11, 11.30 and 12. I dunno wtf I think it's cos he drinks so much when his wifey goes to naaboo. But anyway I am sick of hearing it. How can I make this stop

Is it Anakin Skywalker? His missus was from Naboo.

riffmongous

Tell him to get his prostate checked

jamesbere

How loud is his peeing, are we talking niagara falls levels

Duke Stink

learn_more wrote: »

You could stop looking.

I do not look at this pig

Duke Stink

JeffKenna wrote: »

You must have super hearing

I often remain my back door open as I feel the heats badly. I should not have to be disgusted in such a way as to hear these pissings

Junkyard Tom

He's probably having a few beers and doesn't want to disturb his missus by running up-and-down the stairs frequently flushing the toilet. This is a considerate man who cares about his missus. Why do you want to destroy their marriage? Just what is it about being a home-wrecker that you enjoy so much?

rabwaygal

Cover his garden with:

https://www.damninteresting.com/the-terrifying-toothpick-fish/

At 10:29, 10:59, 11:29, 11:59

Duke Stink

Junkyard Tom wrote: »

He's probably having a few beers and doesn't want to disturb his missus by running up-and-down the stairs frequently flushing the toilet. This is a considerate man who cares about his missus. Why do you want to destroy their marriage? Just what is it about being a home-wrecker that you enjoy so much?

The deviant isn't married

Avatar MIA

Duke Stink wrote: »

I do not look at this pig

Then your wife is.

Move out and burn down your house. It's the only sane solution.

slapper999

If you don't want to be disgusted, close your door for 5 minutes at 10:30, 11, 11:30 and 12 each night, seems your a nosey neighbour, close your bleedin door.

Can he hear you pissing in your bathroom if the window is open?, he's probably pissed off listening to that.

lulu1

The wife probably hogs the bathroom between the hours of 10.30 and 12 so the poor man has to go somewhere. maybe you could suggest him using your bathroom.

Duke Stink

Avatar MIA wrote: »

Then your wife is.

Move out and burn down your house. It's the only sane solution.

I just hate slovenly dogs like this. Why can't he use his toilet like normal people???

Avatar MIA

Duke Stink wrote: »

I dunno wtf I think it's cos he drinks so much when his wifey goes to naaboo.

Duke Stink wrote: »

The deviant isn't married

Time for a new re-reg troll.

byte

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCGvONbVCa0

Alf Stewart.

Duke Stink wrote: »

The deviant isn't married

**phew**

So my next door neighbour isn't on boards....

gitzy16v

Why can't you shut your door and not listen

Olishi4

I had a thread up a while ago about quotes and this is one from Iggy Pop

Olishi4 wrote: »

"Well, I don't use the toilet much to pee in. I almost always pee in the yard or the garden, because I like to pee on my estate."....

Maybe, op, your neighbour, is of the same mindset

La.de.da

Almost..... just almost PMSL at this thread.

You can get stuff in the vets that stops dogs pissing in certain places, but I don't know if it will benefit your neighbour.

If it worked he could start using your garden :eek: quite the pickle there OP.

slapper999

Failure, bad memory, bye bye. lol

Duke Stink

gitzy16v wrote: »

Why can't you shut your door and not listen

I often have my doors and windows open for fresh air

jamesbere

Duke Stink wrote: »

I often have my doors and windows open for fresh air

And smell of pee

gitzy16v

You won't suffocate if the Windows are closed for an hour or two...cop on stop whinging it's hardly the end of the world

Junkyard Tom

Urine trouble now OP.

gitzy16v

Would you give out as much if he had a pet dog pissing in the garden

lulu1

Who needs fresh air at 10.30- 12.00 at night. Maybe yer man is the same and then when the cold air hits him he has do do this unthinkable act

Butters1979

It keeps the foxes away in fairness. If you stop him you'll be overrun with foxes.

GerryDerpy

WTF unless the pee runs into your garden I can't fathom how this would annoy you.

Fleawuss

Duke Stink wrote: »

I often remain my back door open as I feel the heats badly. I should not have to be disgusted in such a way as to hear these pissings

These pissings.


Hahahahahaha.

JohanFr

Duke Stink wrote: »

As the title suggests my next door neighbour piddles in his garden at 10.30, 11, 11.30 and 12. I dunno wtf I think it's cos he drinks so much when his wifey goes to naaboo. But anyway I am sick of hearing it. How can I make this stop

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uch

Did you offer him a bit of Cake as a piss offering

exaisle

OP....are you sure you're not taking the PI$$?

I'd suggest acquiring a large bottle of Kopthefukon. Available over the counter in all good pharmacies.

ED E

exaisle wrote: »

OP....are you sure you're not taking the PI$$?

I'd suggest acquiring a large bottle of Kopthefukon. Available over the counter in all good pharmacies.

He's been banned, wont be replying anymore.

demanufactured

https://www.youtube.com/shared?ci=bsXAJAyCe7E

uch

ED E wrote: »

He's been banned, wont be replying anymore.

Just as well, I thought he was talkin about me, nothing like a gypsies in the garden at 4am

B.A._Baracus

I won't lie....
There has been many a time I've been pissed and I took a slash out the back garden because I didn't want to wake people up by constantly taking a piss and flushing the toilet.

However I don't go up to the top of the garden waving me mickey around the place :pac: I do it discreetly.

Mena

Pissing outside is one of the small pleasures in life and a rite of passage for men. Embrace it and let out your inner animal.

Donald Trump

Duke Stink wrote: »

As the title suggests my next door neighbour piddles in his garden at 10.30, 11, 11.30 and 12. I dunno wtf I think it's cos he drinks so much when his wifey goes to naaboo. But anyway I am sick of hearing it. How can I make this stop

I think that you've been rumbled Mike!

bazz26

Is this thread a pi$$ take?

Autonomous Cowherd

Build him a compost heap and then get him to piss on that...at least the compost will mask the sound of the tinkling and you can be happy that he is saving the planet. As for you and your open door though, letting out all the heat....that's not saving the planet though, is it? Hmm, Hmmm?

osarusan

If he doesn't want to disturb people why doesn't he piss in the sink like the rest of us?

PandaPoo

I think this thread is about my husband. When he's had a few beers he pisses out the back door!!

HS3

PandaPoo wrote: »

I think this thread is about my husband. When he's had a few beers he pisses out the back door!!

Given your username, I'm glad it's not about yourself