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What's the best thing you have done for your birthday?

  • 16-09-2016 12:04AM
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    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 179 ✭✭Minera


    Well the 3-0 is coming soon and I'm trying to decide how to celebrate! So any ideas folks? I'm looking up holidays at the moment ☺


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,701 ✭✭✭✭Tigger


    Are you single or what if you are then go to the dam and drop a few hundred on getting a professional three way
    A mate did it and he swears by it


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,047 ✭✭✭GerB40


    Be born.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,130 ✭✭✭Surreptitious


    Minera wrote: »
    Well the 3-0 is coming soon and I'm trying to decide how to celebrate! So any ideas folks? I'm looking up holidays at the moment ☺

    Go to Oktoberfest.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,980 ✭✭✭buried


    Start getting into paganism, the occult and psychedelic narcotics. Then Everyday will be a holiday. You're 30 now, you've earned it

    Bullet The Blue Shirts



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,309 ✭✭✭✭B.A._Baracus


    hey Minera,
    Sorry to sound like buzz killington :pac: but when you hit 30 everyone goes 'i can't believe I'm 30!? What have I done with my life so far'... Just a heads up :pac:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,703 ✭✭✭✭gammygils


    Nothing


  • Posts: 22,384 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Ate too much goody and pissed myself.

    My first birthday. A cracker.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 681 ✭✭✭Mr. FoggPatches


    3-0?
    Go for the 4th.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 24,461 ✭✭✭✭darkpagandeath


    3 way 2 girls...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,924 ✭✭✭pappyodaniel


    Stayed in and 69ed myself.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,915 ✭✭✭StupidLikeAFox


    I'm thinking of going to sziget next year for mine


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,809 ✭✭✭Speedwell


    hey Minera,
    Sorry to sound like buzz killington :pac: but when you hit 30 everyone goes 'i can't believe I'm 30!? What have I done with my life so far'... Just a heads up :pac:

    No way, when I hit 30 I was like, "Finally, I feel like a real grownup and I can be taken seriously, here's to the rest of my life".

    I'm 50 this weekend and I was planning to celebrate it, even looking forward to celebrating it, privately in a small way at home with my husband (make a steak for dinner, stick a single candle into one of those little cakes that looks like an overgrown square muffin, drink a dram, have an early night). But nooooooo, my husband's mother counts me as the oldest of the "middle children" (the firstborn is a little more than two years younger than me, my husband, born a bit too closely after, is three years younger than me, and the rest of the cohort and their partners fall at random in the next decade down). So I get to be the first "50th" in the family, and they have decided to make it an event. Big ass barbecue, three chefs/trainee chefs in the family participating, and they all went in on a gift that my notoriously loose-lipped mother-in-law is prohibited from speaking to me about. It was supposed to have been a surprise party so thank the fairies my MIL spilled the beans on that one. I am not a "surprise" sort of person. :) My husband bought me a Kenmore stand mixer I'd had my eye on for a while (he'll be the third chef when he completes his training). I also buy him kitchen appliances. In a year or two we will run out of new types of appliances to buy, or we'll have to cook in the fireplace for lack of room in the kitchen.

    I wonder in passing how many cakes I will be the excuse for making this year. I know of four, including a raspberry cheesecake, a pear galette, a croquembouche, and a sort of overly elaborate strawberry mousse layer cake with strawberry puree on top (the French name of which I forget; it's not a "fraisier", though). Ironically I am a diabetic. An amused diabetic.
    I'm thinking of going to sziget next year for mine

    I haven't been to Budapest in nearly 40 years, since my father took me to meet his parents. Like many other Hungarian Jews, we avoid going to Hungary these days as a gesture of protest.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,120 ✭✭✭justshane


    My current gf organised a treasure hunt around the city, incorporating places we met up, danced ete and at the end of it she was waiting at the bottom of a chairlift to the top of the mountain were she wrapped up an iPad in a homemade Tri colour! Great day


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 36,496 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    Got three jumpers and took a half day off yesterday. An unforgettable fortieth, I can tell you.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 732 ✭✭✭DontThankMe


    Well i used to masturbate for every year i was born on my birthday since it was my special day. It would remind me of my teenage years when i would sit around the house masturbating all day. As i got into my 20's i found it difficult to hit my target of 20+ masturbations a day. So i did what any person would do and went to google in search of answers. I stumbled upon a great device called a Fleshlight it's basically a male masturbation device.I don't want to go into too much detail about it because I don't want to spoil it for you but, i will say it is definitely one of the best products i have ever purchased and is possibly one of the greatest inventions of all time. So treat yourself for your birthday and purchase one I guarantee you won't regret it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,381 ✭✭✭D0NNELLY


    Ate too much goodies and pissed myself.

    My first birthday. A cracker.

    The stuff of legend.. Falling around with your mates, pissing and shïtting yourselves.. then a bit of tit in the middle of the day....
    Not giving a fück


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,638 ✭✭✭Teyla Emmagan


    I went to New York, it was fantastic.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,638 ✭✭✭Teyla Emmagan


    Got three jumpers and took a half day off yesterday. An unforgettable fortieth, I can tell you.


    It's still better than the alternative! Congrats.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 138 ✭✭Roosterreid


    Turned 4-0 a few weeks back; me and the missus went to London and spent an evening in the GIR Lion Lodge in London Zoo...... Private tours after hours, dinner, breakfast, early morning tours - highly recommended!

    https://www.zsl.org/zsl-london-zoo/gir-lion-lodge


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    When I was in college going into second year, my housemate from first year rang me up at about 10am and said lets go drinking!

    So, off we went. I didn't need anymore encouragement than that. Started in the student bar, headed into town, went from pub to pub encouraging more people to join us. Mid afternoon we went and bought cans, and drank in the park, and then early evening we went out again to the pubs and ended up in the nightclub. I have never in my life had so much fun! Best birthday ever!


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  • Posts: 81,308 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Kimora Damp Ash


    Go to monart
    Or go skydiving
    Or a nice sun hol


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 179 ✭✭Minera


    Loving the ideas but Im not able for the all day drinking anymore which is disappointing really 😅
    bluewolf wrote: »
    Go to monart
    Or go skydiving
    Or a nice sun hol
    ill pass on the skydiving I'd probably never see 31 if I did it.
    As for masterbating all day sure who has the time for that!😅


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 192 ✭✭Notsomindful


    Went to Disneyland Paris for my 21st and had dinner in the Jules Verne restaurant on the Eifel Tower...it was great

    My worst one sticks out too.Spent night in a&e with my son on my birthday.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,404 ✭✭✭✭Turtyturd


    I went to New York, it was fantastic.

    Ditto...spent the day strolling around Manhattan with my OH, great day.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,108 ✭✭✭✭Potential-Monke


    For my 30th, I tried anal. The then girlfriend wasn't mad for the idea, but she gave in. I'll tell you, I don't get the hype. It was alright, a bit sore, and I didn't poop right for a week after...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 616 ✭✭✭Jrop


    Monart is fabulous. If you book 4 or 5 months in advance you can get brilliant deals. I've been twice and loved it.
    I'll go back again next year


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭Senna


    What's with all the football scores? Its the Three-O or Four-O


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,452 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    San Francisco for 10 nights with my ex-girlfriend. She was my current girlfriend at the time.


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 36,496 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    Surprise Lads weekend in Italy. Waheeeeyyyy!


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  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators Posts: 9,666 CMod ✭✭✭✭Fathom


    Minera wrote: »
    What's the best thing you have done for your birthday?
    Hawaii

    Cmod Science, Health, and Environment



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