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Loitering teenagers doing pretend karate kicks at girls

  • 11-09-2016 04:00PM
    #1
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 185 ✭✭


    I was leaving a shopping center last night, when outside it, there were these two teens loitering (male & female). It's funny because I knew it was going to happen before I passed. He did some sort of kung fu kick, pretending to hit the girl in the face. She laughed at it. I know they say girls are impressed by fellas who have natural contempt towards them, but seriously!

    Perhaps you could say it's none of my business, but what's with this? And why did he do it, just as someone was passing? You see it often. I don't like it - perhaps because the passer has to account for worst case scenario. It's not exactly something you'd see in a movie with Sylvester Stallone walking down the street with something like this occurring in the background!

    Supposing I had said "don't be doing that lad"? Nothing probably might have happened... or he might have just thrown a sweet or something at me as I walked on. Hmm


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,387 ✭✭✭✭super_furry




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,801 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus


    Mace the little f*cker, wont be laughing then


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 761 ✭✭✭GerryDerpy


    We don't call them shopping malls in Ireland.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 12,953 ✭✭✭✭Dtp1979


    Very disappointed. Misleading headline. So it wasn't a karate kick after all, but a Kung fu kick?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,910 ✭✭✭✭padd b1975


    'white knight' the bejesus out of him.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,022 ✭✭✭jamesbere


    Mace the little f*cker, wont be laughing then

    Are we taking the shop or the spray.

    Hahahaha bombard the little f**ker with leaflets on deals


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,796 ✭✭✭the_pen_turner


    If they were loitering together then they are people friends.
    You only saw one instance. This could be their thing. Once they both are happy them what's the problem. It's not like they were doing it to people passing.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,331 ✭✭✭Jimmy Garlic


    A good tenderising with a hurley would soon sort them out. I'm serious, the likes of that need a good solid beating, something to remember.

    Mod: banned


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,669 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Mace the little f*cker, wont be laughing then

    Might have been more appropriate to spar with them. ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,820 ✭✭✭Sir Osis of Liver.




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    GerryDerpy wrote: »
    We don't call them shopping malls in Ireland.

    There's a mall in kilkenny


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,423 ✭✭✭✭Outlaw Pete


    Maybe the girl was Sinead Kavanagh. Don't worry about it so, she can handle herself.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 761 ✭✭✭GerryDerpy


    There's a mall in kilkenny

    It's far more likely that OP prefers to sound American.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,285 ✭✭✭Summer wind


    It's step 1 of the great mating ritual.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,077 ✭✭✭percy212


    Self hatred for hanging around with a girl when he would rather be holding hands with the OP.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 185 ✭✭Frank101


    If they were loitering together then they are people friends.
    You only saw one instance. This could be their thing. Once they both are happy them what's the problem. It's not like they were doing it to people passing.
    oh shut up


  • Posts: 14,242 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Frank101 wrote: »
    oh shut up
    Uh-oh, straight in with that spinning-axe kick.

    The_pen_turner wasn't expecting that one.

    Now we wait for the backlash.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,434 ✭✭✭Robsweezie


    The spawn of facekicker???!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,096 ✭✭✭✭the groutch




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,502 ✭✭✭✭Pawwed Rig


    He is just showing off trying to entertain the girl. Kids being kids. Leave em at it. They are probably smooching as we speak.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Grandeeod




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,915 ✭✭✭The flying mouse





    That brought back memories :):)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,521 ✭✭✭✭mansize


    It's basic mating ritual - guy showing girl how fit and agile he is, and his alpha male credentials


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 185 ✭✭Frank101


    mansize wrote: »
    It's basic mating ritual - guy showing girl how fit and agile he is, and his alpha male credentials
    But it's a bit offensive to the girl. Not exactly something Prince William would do to Kate Middleton.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,404 ✭✭✭✭Turtyturd


    He had the butler pretend karate kick her in the face.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,585 ✭✭✭✭Collie D


    Frank101 wrote: »
    But it's a bit offensive to the girl. Not exactly something Prince William would do to Kate Middleton.

    I'd say the English upper classes are into some seriously depraved ****.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 185 ✭✭Frank101


    Collie D wrote: »
    I'd say the English upper classes are into some seriously depraved ****.
    We'll never know.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,849 ✭✭✭professore


    He's showing the girls in one smooth move he's a guy with low intelligence, genuinely misogynistic and a douchebag, I.e. the sort of guy girls go crazy for and actually sleep with.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,796 ✭✭✭the_pen_turner


    Frank101 wrote: »
    oh shut up

    touched a nerve did I .

    come on now how is this any of your business.
    next you will be saying that kids playing cowboys and Indians are being aggressive towards each other


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭maudgonner


    professore wrote: »
    He's showing the girls in one smooth move he's a guy with low intelligence, genuinely misogynistic and a douchebag, I.e. the sort of guy girls go crazy for and actually sleep with.

    Not all girls 'go crazy for and actually sleep with' guys who are arseholes, and judging from that post you don't have the best attitude towards women yourself.


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