The worst kid's name you've ever heard?

Hotblack Desiato wrote: »

That speech is now normal.

The uploader of that video does not seem to get that Frank Zappa was satirising what his daughter was depicting :cool:

Moon Unit Zappa later appeared in an episode of (the best TV show ever) Curb Your Enthusiam - in a full burka :eek:

Burkini - hasn't happened yet (maybe), but watch this space.

Not a person's name, but brilliant all the same:

Diogi. A dog's name - D. O. G.

In the village of Muff, Co. Donegal, there are a number of families with the surname Diver.

It's pronounced Div-ver though (anglicisation of the Gaelic name (Ó) Duibhir).

A girl in work knows people who just had a baby yesterday, they named her 'Huntah'.

Kinda makes sense when you are a bogan and say Hunter in a think Australian accent, but still, it's beyond ridiculous.

A mate told me that while staying in digs, the neighbours daughter came looking for her ball from the garden. She was about seven he reckoned.
What's your name?, he asked.
"Wivveny " she replied.
Wivveny, says he, I never met anyone called that before.
"Me Mum saw it in a magazine" says the girl.
How do you spell it? asked my mate.

"Yvonne" she replied!

Omackeral wrote: »

Not one of those will ever go to college.

Kaiser will. Kaiser will rule the world some day

Nekarsulm wrote: »

A mate told me that while staying in digs, the neighbours daughter came looking for her ball from the garden. She was about seven he reckoned.
What's your name?, he asked.
"Wivveny " she replied.
Wivveny, says he, I never met anyone called that before.
"Me Mum saw it in a magazine" says the girl.
How do you spell it? asked my mate.

"Yvonne" she replied!

Eh. That story sounds like BS to me.

"My friend heard someone in a shop call her kid named Beyonce/Shakira/He-Man, etc, etc"

I met a girl named April Raper once. Sadly, she didn't have sisters named Anita or Amanda.

Dublin Zoo seems to be a hotbed for hearing sh!tty children's names. Heard shouts of Freya, Ivor, Izy, Gullian, and Saibh today from groups of aging middle class parents who really should know better.

Turtyturd wrote: »

Dublin Zoo seems to be a hotbed for hearing sh!tty children's names. Heard shouts of Freya, Ivor, Izy, Gullian, and Saibh today from groups of aging middle class parents who really should know better.

Yeah, Freya seems to be quite popular, I can't understand why. It's definitely not the worst kid's name I've ever heard, but it's one of those trendy names that's not nice at all, IMO.

I found this thread online.
( https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20160911151141AAVpxyl )

I'm currently 27 weeks along in my pregnancy I have two older children Zahara and Zoi. We are having two identical twin boys but we need names! We like unique names or modern names but I like the spellings different. 
My husband wants to name them "Zayton and Miller" but I like "sailor and vixon" any names would be appreciated. We like Unique and different names thanks

Some wonderful suggestions......

Slade and Blake 
Rhys and Sailor 
Jagger and Storm
Damon Jett and Ryland Rhett.

I'd personally suggest John but spelt Zön and Mike spelt Zïke.
That's my kind of different.

Omackeral wrote: »

From the Irish 'Fear Día' meaning Man of God.

I could be wrong but wasn't this a name given to male children who had some form of mental or physical handicap? I think it meant that this child was special in the eyes of god.

chughes wrote: »

I could be wrong but wasn't this a name given to male children who had some form of mental or physical handicap? I think it meant that this child was special in the eyes of god.

It's a pagan name, nothing to do with the Christian god.

I remember seeing some Brony couple in America calling their daughter Twilight Sparkle. I'd say most couples that are heavily into fandoms have some awful children names. Surely there's a child called Naruto out there somewhere.