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The worst kid's name you've ever heard?

cantdecide

...because I think I can beat them all. I swear I considered strangling the poor little bugger to death for his own good. Sit down. Calmly take a deep breath and prepare yourself...

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Hotblack Desiato

That speech is now normal.

The uploader of that video does not seem to get that Frank Zappa was satirising what his daughter was depicting :cool:

Moon Unit Zappa later appeared in an episode of (the best TV show ever) Curb Your Enthusiam - in a full burka :eek:

Esel

Hotblack Desiato wrote: »

That speech is now normal.

The uploader of that video does not seem to get that Frank Zappa was satirising what his daughter was depicting :cool:

Moon Unit Zappa later appeared in an episode of (the best TV show ever) Curb Your Enthusiam - in a full burka :eek:

Burkini - hasn't happened yet (maybe), but watch this space.

Not a person's name, but brilliant all the same:

Diogi. A dog's name - D. O. G.

Nekarsulm

There is a family in Belturbet, Co.Cavan called Coffey. They are commonly pronounced "Coffee".
So you would wonder why they named their son Theo.

Esel

In the village of Muff, Co. Donegal, there are a number of families with the surname Diver.

It's pronounced Div-ver though (anglicisation of the Gaelic name (Ó) Duibhir).

Esel

In the village of Muff, Co. Donegal, there are a number of families with the surname Diver.

It's pronounced Div-ver though (anglicisation of the Gaelic name (Ó) Duibhir).

Mackman

A girl in work knows people who just had a baby yesterday, they named her 'Huntah'.

Kinda makes sense when you are a bogan and say Hunter in a think Australian accent, but still, it's beyond ridiculous.

cactusgal

Courtesy of "Teen Mom" (embarrassing that I know all of these ...

Gannon
Jaxie (girl)
Broncs
Jace
Kaiser
Ensley (girl)
Braylee
Paislee
Alianna and Aleeyeah (twins)
Remington (girl)
Nova Reign
Bentley Cadence (boy)
Maverick Reed

Nekarsulm

A mate told me that while staying in digs, the neighbours daughter came looking for her ball from the garden. She was about seven he reckoned.
What's your name?, he asked.
"Wivveny " she replied.
Wivveny, says he, I never met anyone called that before.
"Me Mum saw it in a magazine" says the girl.
How do you spell it? asked my mate.

"Yvonne" she replied!

[Deleted User]

cactusgal wrote: »

Courtesy of "Teen Mom" (embarrassing that I know all of these ...

Gannon
Jaxie (girl)
Broncs
Jace
Kaiser
Ensley (girl)
Braylee
Paislee
Alianna and Aleeyeah (twins)
Remington (girl)
Nova Reign
Bentley Cadence (boy)
Maverick Reed

Not one of those will ever go to college.

tigerboon

Omackeral wrote: »

Not one of those will ever go to college.

Kaiser will. Kaiser will rule the world some day

recipio

Brooklyn, Romeo, Cruz and now Harper 7 :eek:

cactusgal

Nekarsulm wrote: »

A mate told me that while staying in digs, the neighbours daughter came looking for her ball from the garden. She was about seven he reckoned.
What's your name?, he asked.
"Wivveny " she replied.
Wivveny, says he, I never met anyone called that before.
"Me Mum saw it in a magazine" says the girl.
How do you spell it? asked my mate.

"Yvonne" she replied!

Eh. That story sounds like BS to me.

"My friend heard someone in a shop call her kid named Beyonce/Shakira/He-Man, etc, etc"

Jimbob1977

tigerboon wrote: »

Kaiser will. Kaiser will rule the world some day

He will attempt to rule the world some day, but will eventually get bogged down in a French or Belgian field.

HH Barbara Allen

I met a girl named April Raper once. Sadly, she didn't have sisters named Anita or Amanda.

Hotblack Desiato

Jimbob1977 wrote: »

He will attempt to rule the world some day, but will eventually get bogged down in a French or Belgian field.

Right, I'm naming my next child Eastern Front just to show you who really won the war. both of 'em

Turtyturd

Dublin Zoo seems to be a hotbed for hearing sh!tty children's names. Heard shouts of Freya, Ivor, Izy, Gullian, and Saibh today from groups of aging middle class parents who really should know better.

riclad

How hilarious it will be to be called ivor growing up as a child in secondary school,
What slagging will you get .I presume you mean izzy ,
i don,t think theres anyone called izy.
Anyone who calls their child after someone on reality tv is just a chav.
eg khloe or kim.

cactusgal

Turtyturd wrote: »

Dublin Zoo seems to be a hotbed for hearing sh!tty children's names. Heard shouts of Freya, Ivor, Izy, Gullian, and Saibh today from groups of aging middle class parents who really should know better.

Yeah, Freya seems to be quite popular, I can't understand why. It's definitely not the worst kid's name I've ever heard, but it's one of those trendy names that's not nice at all, IMO.

Witchie

cactusgal wrote: »

Yeah, Freya seems to be quite popular, I can't understand why. It's definitely not the worst kid's name I've ever heard, but it's one of those trendy names that's not nice at all, IMO.

I love the name Freya and am quite fond of Izzy too. The others. No.

The Princess Bride

I found this thread online.
( https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20160911151141AAVpxyl )

I'm currently 27 weeks along in my pregnancy I have two older children Zahara and Zoi. We are having two identical twin boys but we need names! We like unique names or modern names but I like the spellings different.
My husband wants to name them "Zayton and Miller" but I like "sailor and vixon" any names would be appreciated. We like Unique and different names thanks

Some wonderful suggestions......

Slade and Blake
Rhys and Sailor
Jagger and Storm
Damon Jett and Ryland Rhett.

I'd personally suggest John but spelt Zön and Mike spelt Zïke.
That's my kind of different.

[Deleted User]

I suggest Abörsion and Terminayshun.

pc7

Just seen it posted for a new arrival -Ferdia. I think it's a boys name, awful stuff.

[Deleted User]

pc7 wrote: »

Just seen it posted for a new arrival -Ferdia. I think it's a boys name, awful stuff.

From the Irish 'Fear Día' meaning Man of God.

Heard a child called Cordell today, little Crumlin two year old head on him.

chughes

Omackeral wrote: »

From the Irish 'Fear Día' meaning Man of God.

I could be wrong but wasn't this a name given to male children who had some form of mental or physical handicap? I think it meant that this child was special in the eyes of god.

dubhthach

pc7 wrote: »

Just seen it posted for a new arrival -Ferdia. I think it's a boys name, awful stuff.

someone has obviously never read the Táin Bó Cúailnge

dubhthach

chughes wrote: »

I could be wrong but wasn't this a name given to male children who had some form of mental or physical handicap? I think it meant that this child was special in the eyes of god.

It's a pagan name, nothing to do with the Christian god.

gidget

Was watching one of those On Benefits shows on Channel 5 last week and they had a teenager called Blue introducing her family. Her two younger sisters were called Mystic Diamond & Sunshine.

January

Dori Finn.

I'm not even joking.

January

cactusgal wrote: »

Eh. That story sounds like BS to me.

"My friend heard someone in a shop call her kid named Beyonce/Shakira/He-Man, etc, etc"

There's a Beyonce in my kids school.

The_Mac

I remember seeing some Brony couple in America calling their daughter Twilight Sparkle. I'd say most couples that are heavily into fandoms have some awful children names. Surely there's a child called Naruto out there somewhere.