Turn a song in to average language and see can anyone guess it

Robsweezie wrote: »

Number 1= you have stated that thine art delusional, as you are not in thought about my knowledge of your actions, thus when you refer to one as an infant, I am of the knowledge that I cant be the sole individual to whom you referred to as an infant..

Sam Smith - I'm not the only one

MelanieC wrote: »

Can we resurrect this thread please?! Some of these used to keep me racking my brains for days on end!

On a daily basis, I gaze through glass at planet earth.

Waterloo Sunset

May have been done (I only read the first few pages but that Warren G - REgulate one was epic ) but easy enough I'm sure

I was out for a jog, trying to take my mind of things
Thinking about multiple women in my life
several want to me to commit to them, some want to throw objects at me,
one considers me a good friend

Jimbob1977 wrote: »

You noted that my rate was not inexpensive
You remunerated me with eighteen guineas
You solemnly vowed to reproduce my image on the covers of periodicals
On every surface, in every urban setting

You're gorgeous - Babybird

Incarcerate me please and forbid sunlight from entering my space of solitude.

MelanieC wrote: »

You're gorgeous - Babybird

Yep!!!!

Jimbob1977 wrote: »

It doesn't matter if we are fraternally linked or if you are a female who has given birth

You wish to retain this mortal coil

Stayin' Alive?

Jimbob1977 wrote: »

Well done. It's like we're telepathically linked or something

Ha ha! Great minds think alike! (Or fools seldom differ!)
Do you want to try your luck with the one I posted above??

MelanieC wrote: »

Incarcerate me please and forbid sunlight from entering my space of solitude.

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I attended some merrymaking at the place of incarceration of the local district

Every prisoner was "gettin down" and the musicians were starting to squeal

However the men were not diplomatic

All of them fought in the road

At the hop, in the prison

bonzodog2 wrote: »

I attended some merrymaking at the place of incarceration of the local district

Every prisoner was "gettin down" and the musicians were starting to squeal

However the men were not diplomatic

All of them fought in the road

At the hop, in the prison

Jailhouse rock?

Edit: beaten to it!

bonzodog2 wrote: »

No!

Whoops. Rubber bullets then!

Given all the unusual activity in Long Beach County, I find it difficult to be myself these days. Nevertheless, I regularly manage to invent interesting stories to tell. I thought I ought to do something fun with my friends, since we found some good stuff to smoke.

Now it's well after midnight, and my parents haven't got back yet to shut down the festivities. The lounge is full of girls enjoying themselves and each other, refusing to leave untll the sun comes up. It's fine, me and my friends have got protection, so we'll just have a bit of fun, smoke some more, and get busy.

ceadaoin. wrote: »

The reality is I don't know any other life than being a criminal so I have to be in with the gang. I want a life like I see on TV and for that I need money so me and my gun are always on the look out for an opportunity. I'm crazy and liable to explode at any moment and so are my friends so don't make me angry. I don't really care if I live or die, I'm all or nothing. I don't even know if I'll see my next birthday at this rate

Coolio - Gangsta's Paradise