Public Defecation

wakka12 · 20-08-2016 02:44PM

sjb25 wrote: »

What the actual fcuk dirty bitch

That being said

Hahaha classic

FTA69 · 20-08-2016 02:54PM

I was working in a community centre in East London and we used to have a councillor's surgery every two weeks so the place would be rammed with Bengalis. Once, I was in the kitchen making tea and saw an old Bengali granny wipe a baby's arse and then casual as anything throw the sh*tty tissue on the ground. In a room full of twenty people like.

I let a roar out of me like f*cking Chewbacca and bawled her out of it. Eventually I'd to get a bilingual person to explain what happened and the old one in question grudgingly picked it up and wiped the floor clean while looking at me as if I was some sort of primadonna causing a fuss over nothing.

Widdershins · 20-08-2016 04:07PM

It's not just homeless people who poo on the street in those countries, then?
Jesu..

Discodog · 21-08-2016 12:20AM

Don't pitch your tent near a fence at Electric Picnic. My friend did & had people peeing & popping behind his tent.

Robsweezie · 21-08-2016 01:42AM

yohann diniz shat himself mid olympic run and carried on, it ran down his legs and all. Trooper.

Gael23 · 27-08-2016 10:42AM

Once it's somewhere discreet it's not too bad

shamrock2004 · 27-08-2016 11:14AM

If you need to take a sh1te in public, you just ask a garda for his/her hat and you nip down a laneway and you just drop the food baby into the hat. A garda (by law) has to oblidge you in this case. junkies sh1te in phoneboxes all the time and they are never reprimanded over it. They lead by example and fair play to them I say. I was on a charity cycle over the summer and nipped behind a small building outside a cafe (that wasnt open at that hour in the morning) to have a p1ss. Someone had already had a food baby behind the building and didn't even cover it up. I remember thinking to myself "fair balls to that person", but then I remembered that you can die from walking around with a sh1tty arse.

Irish Guitarist · 27-08-2016 11:16AM

I once saw an absolutely massive mound of excrement right beside the AIB. There were about four sheets of pink toilet paper placed on top of it. Whoever left their deposit at the bank must have been carrying a roll of toilet paper around with them in preparation.

failinis · 27-08-2016 11:30AM

If people with bowel conditions can (most of the time, I know accidents can happen for sure) get to a bathroom in time then an fully healthy person has no excuse to just drop their pants and have a crap in public "just because".
There should be something to protect those with medical conditions if they are caught in that situation but I know most will have an accident and be forced to quickly go home and shower/change.

Richard Hillman · 27-08-2016 11:35AM

I went for a poo behind a petrol station before. It was about 5am after a long day-night of drinking and my bowels just exploded.

Rakish Paddy · 27-08-2016 02:08PM

Irish Guitarist wrote: »

I once saw an absolutely massive mound of excrement right beside the AIB. There were about four sheets of pink toilet paper placed on top of it. Whoever left their deposit at the bank must have been carrying a roll of toilet paper around with them in preparation.

A few months back, someone did a MASSIVE poo on the footpath is Smithfield and used his (previously) white socks to wipe his arse before discarding them behind the log. The mess was there for over a week.

Robsweezie · 27-08-2016 03:23PM

Saw a lifestyle health type show recently where a woman with IBS shat herself whilst out with her kids because a shopkeeper wouldn't let her use the staff toilets.

lapua20grain · 27-08-2016 05:38PM

Saw a junkie curl one off on crow street at 5 in the evening once dirty cnut she just laid the cable pulled up the trackkie bottoms and fcuked off, dirtbag

uch · 28-08-2016 01:08AM

I'm a member of a group called the 'Irish Street Gikers' and for a good reason, if I need to shít, I find a bush and Shít, now I wouldn't be defecating on Parnell Street, but when you get caught short and need a dump you dont have much choice where you go, once it's not in yer pants all is good

suicide_circus · 28-08-2016 01:25AM

Saw an ould wan pinching a loaf on O'Connell Street outside Clearys a few years back at about 4 in the afternoon. Not a bother on her.

Your Face · 28-08-2016 01:38AM

Years ago a friend lived in an apartment beside a fire escape.
Long story short, the fire escape wasnt maintained and people used to drink in there and cause a bit of trouble. The property management company knew this was going and didn't anything.
That was until someone took a dump in there.
The next week they had workmen putting in locks and alarms.

Mongfinder General · 28-08-2016 07:56AM

uch wrote: »

I'm a member of a group called the 'Irish Street Gikers' and for a good reason, if I need to shít, I find a bush and Shít, now I wouldn't be defecating on Parnell Street, but when you get caught short and need a dump you dont have much choice where you go, once it's not in yer pants all is good

You dirty ****in' animal.

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