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  • #2762
    That_Guy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    Liveiine should now be called Deathline.


  • #2763
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    TheHomeService wrote: »
    She's the drunkest caller we've had in ages.

    Not even Bloke Rock was that sozzled.


  • #2764
    Mike Guide 69
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,546 ✭✭✭Mike Guide 69


    The Culture File ad, sounds like **** !!!!


  • #2765
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    TheHomeService wrote: »
    She's the drunkest caller we've had in ages. this week.


    FYP


  • #2766
    sligojoek
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    I don't have all the details.

    You'll fit in well.


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  • #2767
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,596 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    The lad will be entitled to bags of money.


  • #2768
    pc7
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 14,331 Mod ✭✭✭✭pc7


    Why cant we just discuss dwarf hire every day, we need a good show Joe, especially after that Dickie lovefest last friday.


  • #2769
    Roger_007
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    Listen up now...........we have an 'expert' talking.


  • #2770
    PathMatcher
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 183 ✭✭PathMatcher


    Anyone else hearing music in the background?


  • #2771
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    pc7 wrote: »
    Why cant we just discuss dwarf hire every day, we need a good show Joe, especially after that Dickie lovefest last friday.


    Could a dwarf be a lollipop man?

    Then we'd have him on in 6 months saying de chisilers do be bullying him as he's smaller than most of them.


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  • #2772
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    WHOY didn't Joe ask what colour de hit and run car was?


  • #2773
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,596 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    A quad has no licence requirement as it's not legal on a road.


  • #2774
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Stop interrupting the man, Joe.


  • #2775
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,596 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    On a farm anyone can ride a horse too.


  • #2776
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    PathMatcher wrote: »
    Anyone else hearing music in the background?


    Yes Patsy Cline's "Crazy".


  • #2777
    Living Off The Splash
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,193 ✭✭✭Living Off The Splash


    I know Dat.


  • #2778
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,596 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    There's no rules on the quad Joe as they are not road legal.


  • #2779
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    "I know dat."

    Err, until ten seconds ago, you DIDN'T know dat, Joe.


  • #2780
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    a chimp could drive a quad


  • #2781
    TheHomeService
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭TheHomeService


    Joe: There's too much Regulation.

    Joe: There's not enough Regulation.


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  • #2782
    yop
    Moderators, Home & Garden Moderators, Regional Midwest Moderators, Regional West Moderators Posts: 16,716 Mod ✭✭✭✭yop


    I can now see a job for Government cronie... "Quad regulator"


  • #2783
    bigroad
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,323 ✭✭✭bigroad


    This guy sounds like a trainer trying to keep his side up.


  • #2784
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Joe: Hie many wheels duz a quad have?
    Caller: 4 Joe.
    Joe: Whoy are day called a quad then?


  • #2785
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,596 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    Was the employer a cowboy so to speak?


  • #2786
    That_Guy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    VEH-HEH-CLE


  • #2787
    PathMatcher
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 183 ✭✭PathMatcher


    Bally De Hob ?


  • #2788
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    yop wrote: »
    I can now see a job for Government cronie... "Quad regulator"

    €200,000 per year.


  • #2789
    TheHomeService
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭TheHomeService


    The Gay Tway Scheme.


  • #2790
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,596 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    22 months of it? ffs.


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  • #2791
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »
    a chimp could drive a quad

    Chimps DO drive quads.
    Not all quads are driven by chimps.

    <only one of these statements is true>


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