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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,260 ✭✭✭swingking


    Joe: Is the wrist broke?

    as opposed to

    "is the wrist broken ?"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Amberjack wrote: »
    No breaks in a county council job??? Something is wrong, normally it's tea break central

    He got a wrist break.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,596 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    Sounds a decent enough job for someone with no other skills.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,648 ✭✭✭honeybear


    Catch 22. No reference


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭TheHomeService


    I wonder why the Nursing Home won't give him a reference?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Uncle Ben wrote: »
    Why is the dole €600?


    He said €100 PER DAY.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,648 ✭✭✭honeybear


    "Caught between two stools"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Joe: And how do you w@nk with de broken wrist?


  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 14,331 Mod ✭✭✭✭pc7


    Uncle Ben wrote: »
    Why is the dole €600?

    He said 100 a day, so 5 days plus 200 is 700, now did he mean a week?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,988 ✭✭✭constitutionus


    "are you in any pain"

    twist those nipple clamps duffy !

    :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 183 ✭✭PathMatcher


    "Everything was not up to standard", seems like HIQA are doing their job properly then?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭TheHomeService


    Did Eddie check himself after the accident?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    HIQA didn't ask you for references.

    The nursing home let you go because they employed you in a role you're not qualified for.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 23,248 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    please mention Joe's wages PLEASE


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    honeybear wrote: »
    "Caught between two stools"

    Jobs down the lab.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    I wouldn't employ him


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    dvcireland wrote: »
    I don't think Eddie likes werking


    He's on to the right man then!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    I wouldn't employ him


    Neither would I, but RTE keep renewing the contract at higher fees each time.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,988 ✭✭✭constitutionus


    ANOTHER dodgy leg !

    :D:D:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,379 ✭✭✭CarrickMcJoe


    Joe must be getting the drive tarmacked ...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Joe simply can't get his head around the notion of standing at the side of the road for 14 hours.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 183 ✭✭PathMatcher


    It's a Wonky Leg Wednesday LL special.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    who drugged who?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    We got gassed on all that wine, Joe.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭TheHomeService


    Nordren Spain


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,887 ✭✭✭signostic


    broken legs today....is it the anniversary of Joe own little accident or something?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,596 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    An old VW camper van straight away becomes a target because people think it's driven by hippies with vast quantaties of weed on them.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Nordren Spain.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭TheHomeService


    Should Ross not be phoning Diego, or emailing him from anywhere in the world at diego@spain.es?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,887 ✭✭✭signostic


    let us know by tomorrow please how you broke your leg...


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