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Weirdest thing to happen during sex.

  • 21-08-2016 09:08PM
    #1
    john the one
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,750 ✭✭✭


    Just as the title says, whats the weirdest thing you have done or had happen sexually?

    I had a 4 ball in a bathroom of a friends house, that was great. Also in the back of a 7 seater taxi, got a finger up my bum :):)

    Entertain me....


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  • #2
    SoulTrader
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 850 ✭✭✭SoulTrader


    john the one wrote: »
    Just as the title says, whats the weirdest thing you have done or had happen sexually?

    I had a 4 ball in a bathroom of a friends house, that was great. Also in the back of a 7 seater taxi, got a finger up my bum :):)

    Entertain me....


    I'm not putting my finger anywhere near you, Sir.


  • #3
    me_irl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,400 ✭✭✭me_irl


    john the one wrote: »
    Entertain me....

    You mean "give me scandalous stories I can yank me chain to".

    G'way outta that perv!


  • #4
    KERSPLAT!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,152 ✭✭✭✭KERSPLAT!


    Golf in a bathroom!? :eek:


  • #5
    MRnotlob606
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,642 ✭✭✭MRnotlob606


    I am just a loser and will never have sex. I will live in an ivory tower in a Bavarian village surrounded by mute clowns and will resort to autocanibalism to expire.


  • #6
    Fleawuss
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,681 ✭✭✭Fleawuss


    The reverend mother burst in.


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  • #7
    DontThankMe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 732 ✭✭✭DontThankMe


    She whipped out a strap on and said "now it's my turn to fvck you bend over!"


  • #8
    Arcade_Tryer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,021 ✭✭✭Arcade_Tryer


    Weird sex.


  • #9
    Moo Moo Land
    Closed Accounts Posts: 735 ✭✭✭Moo Moo Land


    john the one wrote: »
    I had a 4 ball in a bathroom of a friends house

    Ok, what is a 4 ball?


  • #10
    Donald Trump
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,325 ✭✭✭✭Donald Trump


    Moo Moo Land wrote: »
    john the one wrote: »
    I had a 4 ball in a bathroom of a friends house

    Ok, what is a 4 ball?


    Think of it as a two-for-the-price-of-one 2-ball


  • #11
    Donald Trump
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,325 ✭✭✭✭Donald Trump


    Moo Moo Land wrote: »
    john the one wrote: »
    I had a 4 ball in a bathroom of a friends house

    Ok, what is a 4 ball?


    OP had two fellas put their mickeys inside him at the same time


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  • #12
    Wibbs
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,360 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    She appeared to enjoy it. That was well freaky.

    Many worry about Artificial Intelligence. I worry far more about Organic Idiocy.



  • #13
    Archeron
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 6,781 ✭✭✭Archeron


    I thought she was telling me a secret when she went pssst, but it was actually the air leaking out.


  • #14
    The_Valeyard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    Wibbs wrote: »
    She appeared to enjoy it. That was well freaky.

    Could be a female spider or preying mantis in disguise. Beware she may eat you for dinner!!


  • #15
    Stigura
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,692 ✭✭✭Stigura


    Fcuk it; Ye wouldn't believe me anyway :rolleyes:


  • #16
    Alf Veedersane
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,906 ✭✭✭✭Alf Veedersane


    KERSPLAT! wrote: »
    Golf in a bathroom!? :eek:

    Rider Cup, innit


  • #17
    Moo Moo Land
    Closed Accounts Posts: 735 ✭✭✭Moo Moo Land


    Donald Trump wrote: »
    OP had two fellas put their mickeys inside him at the same time

    They can do that nowadays :) Aint that cosy.


  • #18
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    We were away for a weekend, and getting down to business and someone cheered outside our room. Bit morto!


  • #19
    Mint Sauce
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    Seriously, wtf is a four ball, or have I just lived a sheltered life?


  • #20
    Insect Overlord
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 31,218 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    Mint Sauce wrote: »
    Seriously, wtf is a four ball, or have I just lived a sheltered life?

    Could be another name for a Devil's Threesome, that's my guess.


  • #21
    Essien
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,985 ✭✭✭Essien


    Mint Sauce wrote: »
    Seriously, wtf is a four ball, or have I just lived a sheltered life?

    A reference to the number of balls in play at the time: 1 lad = 2 balls.

    It means OP had a great time in the bathroom with another lad.


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  • #22
    Gwynplaine
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,910 ✭✭✭Gwynplaine


    Farting while being fellated. The 2 DO NOT go together.


  • #23
    SpaceCowb0y
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,094 ✭✭✭SpaceCowb0y


    10:02am... and already that's enough internet for today!


  • #24
    GBX
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,177 ✭✭✭✭GBX


    Gwynplaine wrote: »
    Farting while being fellated. The 2 DO NOT go together.

    Or try blame the felator .. feign disgust and tell them they will have to start again to make it all better.


  • #25
    bmwguy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,992 ✭✭✭bmwguy


    Mint Sauce wrote: »
    Seriously, wtf is a four ball, or have I just lived a sheltered life?

    I imagine op was being anally and orally penetrated while giving a wristy.


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