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Weirdest thing to happen during sex.

john the one

Just as the title says, whats the weirdest thing you have done or had happen sexually?

I had a 4 ball in a bathroom of a friends house, that was great. Also in the back of a 7 seater taxi, got a finger up my bum

Entertain me....

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SoulTrader

john the one wrote: »

Just as the title says, whats the weirdest thing you have done or had happen sexually?

I had a 4 ball in a bathroom of a friends house, that was great. Also in the back of a 7 seater taxi, got a finger up my bum

Entertain me....

I'm not putting my finger anywhere near you, Sir.

me_irl

john the one wrote: »

Entertain me....

You mean "give me scandalous stories I can yank me chain to".

G'way outta that perv!

KERSPLAT!

Golf in a bathroom!? :eek:

MRnotlob606

I am just a loser and will never have sex. I will live in an ivory tower in a Bavarian village surrounded by mute clowns and will resort to autocanibalism to expire.

Fleawuss

The reverend mother burst in.

DontThankMe

She whipped out a strap on and said "now it's my turn to fvck you bend over!"

Arcade_Tryer

Weird sex.

Moo Moo Land

john the one wrote: »

I had a 4 ball in a bathroom of a friends house

Ok, what is a 4 ball?

Donald Trump

Moo Moo Land wrote: »

john the one wrote: »

I had a 4 ball in a bathroom of a friends house

Ok, what is a 4 ball?

Think of it as a two-for-the-price-of-one 2-ball

Donald Trump

Moo Moo Land wrote: »

john the one wrote: »

I had a 4 ball in a bathroom of a friends house

Ok, what is a 4 ball?

OP had two fellas put their mickeys inside him at the same time

Wibbs

She appeared to enjoy it. That was well freaky.

Archeron

I thought she was telling me a secret when she went pssst, but it was actually the air leaking out.

The_Valeyard

Wibbs wrote: »

She appeared to enjoy it. That was well freaky.

Could be a female spider or preying mantis in disguise. Beware she may eat you for dinner!!

Stigura

Fcuk it; Ye wouldn't believe me anyway :rolleyes:

Alf Veedersane

KERSPLAT! wrote: »

Golf in a bathroom!? :eek:

Rider Cup, innit

Moo Moo Land

Donald Trump wrote: »

OP had two fellas put their mickeys inside him at the same time

They can do that nowadays

Aint that cosy.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

We were away for a weekend, and getting down to business and someone cheered outside our room. Bit morto!

Mint Sauce

Seriously, wtf is a four ball, or have I just lived a sheltered life?

Insect Overlord

Mint Sauce wrote: »

Seriously, wtf is a four ball, or have I just lived a sheltered life?

Could be another name for a Devil's Threesome, that's my guess.

Essien

Mint Sauce wrote: »

Seriously, wtf is a four ball, or have I just lived a sheltered life?

A reference to the number of balls in play at the time: 1 lad = 2 balls.

It means OP had a great time in the bathroom with another lad.

Gwynplaine

Farting while being fellated. The 2 DO NOT go together.

SpaceCowb0y

10:02am... and already that's enough internet for today!

GBX

Gwynplaine wrote: »

Farting while being fellated. The 2 DO NOT go together.

Or try blame the felator .. feign disgust and tell them they will have to start again to make it all better.

bmwguy

Mint Sauce wrote: »

Seriously, wtf is a four ball, or have I just lived a sheltered life?

I imagine op was being anally and orally penetrated while giving a wristy.