Public Defecation

Roger Mellie Man on the Telly · 20-08-2016 12:01AM #1

I believe it's illegal to defecate (as well as urinate) in public. However, could it not cause serious damage to one's health if one weren't able to relieve oneself of an overdue stool? If so, I think it should be legalised. The only difficulty then would be holding one's pee whilst performing in public.

me_irl · 20-08-2016 12:03AM

Ra-ther ol' chap!

lc180 · 20-08-2016 12:05AM

Your argument is literally full of crap

Robsweezie · 20-08-2016 12:08AM

ask yer one who shat in tescos

Roger Mellie Man on the Telly · 20-08-2016 12:18AM

Robsweezie wrote: »

ask yer one who shat in tescos

I didn't hear that story. What were her reasons?

MilesMorales1 · 20-08-2016 12:21AM

If I desperately needed to piss and there was no toilet within a reasonable distance, like desperately needed to piss, not walk somewhere or pay a euro to use the bathroom in mcdonalds kind, I'd sooner piss down an alley or side street and get a citation from the Gardai then piss myself.

Robsweezie · 20-08-2016 01:05AM

Roger Mellie Man on the Telly wrote: »

I didn't hear that story. What were her reasons?

who knows

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXizXFHoVDo

20-08-2016 01:21AM

If they were to legalise shyting in public, the market could really open up here for selfie stick -slash- shyte scoop.

***Rushes off to register the "shytey-shtick.com"

Realt Dearg Sec · 20-08-2016 01:41AM

MilesMorales1 wrote: »

, I'd sooner piss down an alley or side street and get a citation from the Gardai then piss myself.

Would you do that while the guard is still there? Just proving a point to him, like?

Grayson · 20-08-2016 01:55AM

Robsweezie wrote: »

who knows

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXizXFHoVDo

I laughed but I think you might need a warning that it's actually a security camera video of a woman ****ting in tescos.

20-08-2016 02:02AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpXfX-nqFyo

dublinman1990 · 20-08-2016 02:18AM

I've seen one lady who one day went for an outdoor sh1te at a public park in Dublin.

I seen a split second image with her skirt off, while I was passing on the DART a few months ago, trying to having one without wiping her arse afterwards. I thought the image of it happening was absolutely vile. :eek:

I wouldn't want to see an image like that in public again. It is just disgusting behaviour to see in public.

everlast75 · 20-08-2016 07:03AM

Robsweezie wrote: »

ask yer one who shat in tescos

"clean up in aisle 4!"

Mongfinder General · 20-08-2016 07:16AM

dublinman1990 wrote: »

I've seen one lady who one day went for an outdoor sh1te at a public park in Dublin.

I seen a split second image with her skirt off, while I was passing on the DART a few months ago, trying to having one without wiping her arse afterwards. I thought the image of it happening was absolutely vile. :eek:

I wouldn't want to see an image like that in public again. It is just disgusting behaviour to see in public.

Sweet suffering jaysus!

Mongfinder General · 20-08-2016 07:22AM

I was walking along Dorset Street and there was a shop with its shutters pulled down. There was a big lock in the centre of the shutter which bolted it to the ground. On top of that was a big ****e. It had been curled out in such a way that it covered the lock do that the key holder would have to finger through the ****e to get the key in the lock. Animals

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 20-08-2016 07:57AM

What? Take a sh1t on the street like a dog? How old is this hypothetical person that they can't wait to use a toilet like a civilised human being? If you're that way inclined and gotta go when you gotta go, stick on a nappy.

biko · 20-08-2016 10:09AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGIPNl5Vbcc

aphex™ · 20-08-2016 10:11AM

Let's all thank the junkies and drug pushers that meant that almost all public toilets had to be closed since the 1970s. We had a nice decent network there but not anymore.
Now, you are criminalized for human nature.

sjb25 · 20-08-2016 10:52AM

biko wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGIPNl5Vbcc

What the actual fcuk dirty bitch

That being said

Esel · 20-08-2016 11:05AM

Roger Mellie Man on the Telly wrote: »

I believe it's illegal to defecate (as well as urinate) in public. However, could it not cause serious damage to one's health if one weren't able to relieve oneself of an overdue stool? If so, I think it should be legalised. The only difficulty then would be holding one's pee whilst performing in public.

Afaik it's not illegal.

20-08-2016 11:15AM

biko wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGIPNl5Vbcc

Disgusting bitch.
Could only be possible with that clothing, something tells me it's not her first.

RobertKK · 20-08-2016 11:51AM

There is a lack of dung beetles in the concrete jungle and this is where public defecating would happen. Then imagine the flies, the smell and potential health risks.

skywanderer · 20-08-2016 12:28PM

Bam Bam Mickey wrote: »

Disgusting bitch.
Could only be possible with that clothing, something tells me it's not her first.

It's just their culture; ask anyone who's travelled to Pakistan or India; nearly everybody I've ever spoken to who's travelled there will tell you how they poop in the streets over there.

20-08-2016 12:37PM

skywanderer wrote: »

It's just their culture; ask anyone who's travelled to Pakistan or India; nearly everybody I've ever spoken to who's travelled there will tell you how they poop in the streets over there.

I normally respect culture.
Having respect for sh1tting on the streets, and in a hospital floor is not something I will ever have.
Bitch should have her face rubbed in it like the dog she is.

tupenny · 20-08-2016 01:02PM

Had the misfortune of seeing a man in one the side streets off tablot street take a dump, and wipe with newspaper which got thrown in the wind. Filth

archer22 · 20-08-2016 01:22PM

Isn't there some law or something where you can defecate into a Garda's cap if you get stuck.

Mongfinder General · 20-08-2016 01:44PM

archer22 wrote: »

Isn't there some law or something where you can defecate into a Garda's cap if you get stuck.

I've heard a similar story about a Garda having to remove their coat to shield the ****ter.

Del2005 · 20-08-2016 01:54PM

archer22 wrote: »

Isn't there some law or something where you can defecate into a Garda's cap if you get stuck.

Well they can't arrest you without their hat and I can't see many putting it on if it's full, so if stuck grad a Garda hat and lay cable in it.

20-08-2016 02:15PM

skywanderer wrote: »

It's just their culture; ask anyone who's travelled to Pakistan or India; nearly everybody I've ever spoken to who's travelled there will tell you how they poop in the streets over there.

In India, pooing al fresco is mostly a rural thing. It's not cultural per se, more of a social norm.

The Harvard economist Esther Duflo has written about this phenomenon as a major public health issue. She recounts how NGOs would buy toilets for families in India and Bangladesh, only for them to use the toilet as a massive vase, and still shit in the street.

CINCLANTFLT · 20-08-2016 02:19PM

But would you wipe from front towards the back... or back towards the front?

Samaris · 20-08-2016 02:22PM

archer22 wrote: »

Isn't there some law or something where you can defecate into a Garda's cap if you get stuck.

As far as I recall, and I've never been sure of the truth of it, a pregnant woman can request for the garda's hat to urinate in as it's accepted that pregnancy is one of those situations where the urge to urinate can happen often and unexpectedly. Doesn't cover defecation, which I vaguely recall as whatever I was reading this in mentioned that holding in defecation can do more harm than urine due to the risk of ..word..poisoning.

Dunno if this is still true (or if it ever was true). British law though.

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