Self felatio

john the one · 2016-08-18 22:41:17

Ever tried self felatio? Ever achieved it? I tried, I failed, I tried again and failed again. Won't stop me from sticking my tongue out to try and achieve it again. And again. And again.

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#32 19-08-2016 12:26AM

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Surreptitious wrote: »

It does have a tendency to take you up the ass at times.

Doug Stanhope - "With all the horrible, horrible sh*t that your priest is pumping into your kid's head, his dick should be the least of your worries, honestly. That's just a little mouthwash and a few years of therapy'll get rid of that. That Jesus sh*t will torture you for a lifetime."

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#33 19-08-2016 12:34AM

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Scandalous stuff altogether of a Thursday.

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#34 19-08-2016 01:35AM

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Have you ever wondered if your mother kissed you good night after giving your dad a blow job. I bet you u are now.

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#35 19-08-2016 07:18AM

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john the one wrote: »

I tried, I failed, I tried again and failed again..

You're trying too hard OP. Take a break from it and pamper yourself, give yourself a facial to get your mind off it

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#36 19-08-2016 08:23AM

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Well our pilates instructor asked what our goal was after the session, I said to flexible enough to such my own dick

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