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Self felatio

  • 18-08-2016 10:41pm
    #1
    john the one
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,750 ✭✭✭


    Ever tried self felatio? Ever achieved it?

    I tried, I failed, I tried again and failed again. Won't stop me from sticking my tongue out to try and achieve it again. And again. And again.


Comments

  • #2
    DontThankMe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 732 ✭✭✭DontThankMe


    I prefer to suck on some lemons.


  • #3
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    If you think I'm sticking a cock in my mouth, even mine, then you've got another think coming.


  • #4
    john the one
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,750 ✭✭✭john the one


    It's the flexibility of being able to move up and down with a cock in your mouth that makes it impressive.


  • #5
    Surreptitious
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,130 ✭✭✭Surreptitious


    I know someone who can do it.


  • #6
    Dravokivich
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    I'd rather lick my elbow.


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  • #7
    john the one
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,750 ✭✭✭john the one


    Surreptitious wrote: »
    I know someone who can do it.

    Pictures....


  • #8
    posturingpat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,722 ✭✭✭posturingpat


    Tried it myself when i was flexible but not happening. I'd say you need to have a few ribs missing or something double jointed, or a 4 foot long cock. None of which I have


  • #9
    me_irl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,400 ✭✭✭me_irl


    Is that you Richard Herring?


  • #10
    Zxclnic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 611 ✭✭✭Zxclnic


    john the one wrote: »
    Ever tried self felatio? Ever achieved it?

    I tried, I failed, I tried again and failed again. Won't stop me from sticking my tongue out to try and achieve it again. And again. And again.

    Don't put the above on your CV in the hobbies & interests section....


  • #11
    Outlaw Pete
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,423 ✭✭✭✭Outlaw Pete


    Remember once seeing porno flick back in the early 90's where Ron Jeremy did it.


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  • #12
    john the one
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,750 ✭✭✭john the one


    Zxclnic wrote: »
    Don't put the above on your CV in the hobbies & interests section....

    Why? Can't catch aids off yourself so that's a good point.


  • #13
    Boater123
    Closed Accounts Posts: 312 ✭✭Boater123


    I wouldn't even try self fellatio...........I've seen where that things been.


  • #14
    Surreptitious
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,130 ✭✭✭Surreptitious


    john the one wrote: »
    Pictures....

    He'd nearly give them to ya if ya asked no joke.


  • #15
    Your Face
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,275 ✭✭✭Your Face


    Is the the thread title, the thread description?


  • #16
    aaronjumper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,128 ✭✭✭✭aaronjumper


    Boater123 wrote: »
    I wouldn't even try self fellatio...........I've seen where that things been.
    Have you not washed it since then? :P


  • #17
    Surreptitious
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,130 ✭✭✭Surreptitious


    Boater123 wrote: »
    I wouldn't even try self fellatio...........I've seen where that things been.

    So you wouldn't put your mouth where your dicks been? Some date you are :p


  • #18
    Boater123
    Closed Accounts Posts: 312 ✭✭Boater123


    aaronjumper wrote: »
    Have you not washed it since then? :P

    It happened in 1989 and ain't nothing going to wash that away, not even wire brush and dettol:p


  • #19
    El Horseboxo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,341 ✭✭✭El Horseboxo


    If you're bigger than 8 inches you should be able to at least lick the tip with limited flexibility if you're that way inclined.


  • #20
    Arghus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,869 ✭✭✭✭Arghus


    People should be bending over backwards to do it.


  • #21
    MadDog76
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,162 ✭✭✭MadDog76


    Outlaw Pete wrote: »
    Remember once seeing porno flick back in the early 90's where Ron Jeremy did it.

    The Girls Of The A-Team .......... eh ......... I think that's what it was called ......... I dunno ........... what? :o

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0182155/


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  • #22
    Tigger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,705 ✭✭✭✭Tigger




    go to 2;41 stupid boards dosen't support clipping


  • #23
    Robsweezie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,434 ✭✭✭Robsweezie


    it can make your hole weak....

    i got that wrong.


  • #24
    Boater123
    Closed Accounts Posts: 312 ✭✭Boater123


    Surreptitious wrote: »
    So you wouldn't put your mouth where your dicks been? Some date you are :p

    If you're asking me out, I'll give it a go. Just be gentle, it's been a while:P


  • #25
    Nodster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 953 ✭✭✭Nodster


    Self felatio?....that's a mouthful


  • #26
    Riddle101
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,477 ✭✭✭Riddle101


    Self fellatio, now that would be an interesting to explain to your parents when they walk in on you one day.

    Also, is it spelled fellatio or felatio?


  • #27
    JohnFalstaff
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 882 ✭✭✭JohnFalstaff


    This thread pops up every so often - here's a discussion from 2004 on the same subject: http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=134518

    Boards is becoming more like Ouroboros with each passing day...which is fairly apt considering the thread title.


  • #28
    Boater123
    Closed Accounts Posts: 312 ✭✭Boater123


    Nodster wrote: »
    Self felatio?....that's a mouthful

    Boaster.


  • #29
    Surreptitious
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,130 ✭✭✭Surreptitious


    JohnFalstaff wrote: »
    This thread pops up every so often - here's a discussion from 2004 on the same subject: http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=134518

    Boards is becoming more like Ouroboros with each passing day...which is fairly apt considering the thread title.
    I think after 13 years we're allowed to discuss it.


  • #30
    me_irl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,400 ✭✭✭me_irl


    Surreptitious wrote: »
    I think after 13 years we're allowed to discuss it.

    So boards is more like a Christian Brothers School then?


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  • #31
    Surreptitious
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,130 ✭✭✭Surreptitious


    me_irl wrote: »
    So boards is more like a Christian Brothers School then?

    It does have a tendency to take you up the ass at times.


  • #32
    me_irl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,400 ✭✭✭me_irl


    Surreptitious wrote: »
    It does have a tendency to take you up the ass at times.

    Doug Stanhope - "With all the horrible, horrible sh*t that your priest is pumping into your kid's head, his dick should be the least of your worries, honestly. That's just a little mouthwash and a few years of therapy'll get rid of that. That Jesus sh*t will torture you for a lifetime."


  • #33
    Surreptitious
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,130 ✭✭✭Surreptitious


    Scandalous stuff altogether of a Thursday.


  • #34
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Have you ever wondered if your mother kissed you good night after giving your dad a blow job. I bet you u are now.


  • #35
    Olishi4
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,469 ✭✭✭Olishi4


    john the one wrote: »

    I tried, I failed, I tried again and failed again..

    You're trying too hard OP. Take a break from it and pamper yourself, give yourself a facial to get your mind off it :p


  • #36
    jamesbere
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,022 ✭✭✭jamesbere


    Well our pilates instructor asked what our goal was after the session, I said to flexible enough to such my own dick


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