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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,535 ✭✭✭valoren


    Conga! Conga! Conga!
    We love Monty Burns more!
    Conga like you mean it!!
    Please don't don't make me shock you!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,475 ✭✭✭corblimey


    Woah, that lady swallowed a baby!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,175 ✭✭✭Rawr


    Bart: Wait! Here comes the 'My Kia'

    Willie: What's a My Kia?

    (Crashing Noise)

    Skinner: MY KIA!!

    To this day, every time I see a Kia drive by I can hear Skinner screaming "My Kia!!" in my head :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 454 ✭✭letsseehere14


    We are the Super friends!

    Hey ... Shut Up


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,554 ✭✭✭paddylonglegs


    Rawr wrote: »
    Bart: Wait! Here comes the 'My Kia'

    Willie: What's a My Kia?

    (Crashing Noise)

    Skinner: MY KIA!!

    To this day, every time I see a Kia drive by I can hear Skinner screaming "My Kia!!" in my head :D

    Sounds all a bit "post season 10" ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,554 ✭✭✭paddylonglegs


    I am dustier, dustier than thou!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,475 ✭✭✭corblimey


    Lies make baby Jesus cry.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,570 ✭✭✭Ulysses Gaze


    Kent Brockman: Senator Dole, why should people vote for you instead of President Clinton?

    Kang: (as Dole) It makes no difference which one of us you vote for. Either way, your planet is doomed. DOOMED!

    Kent Brockman: Well, a refreshingly frank response there from senator Bob Dole.


    Kodos: (as Clinton) I am Clin-ton. As overlord, all will kneel trembling before me and obey my brutal command. End communication. (crosses arms)

    Marge: (watching on TV) Hmph. That's Slick Willy for you. Always with the smooth talk.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,570 ✭✭✭Ulysses Gaze


    Bart: Nothing you say can upset us. We're the MTV generation.

    Lisa: We feel neither highs or lows.

    Homer: Really? What's it like?

    Lisa: [shrugs] Eh.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,353 ✭✭✭Galway K9


    It's a secret.....


    Shhut up!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,552 ✭✭✭EagererBeaver


    Milpool


  • Registered Users Posts: 579 ✭✭✭Kilkenny14


    [font=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]Welcome Thrillho[/font]


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,475 ✭✭✭corblimey


    Now, you can either have the washer and dryer where the lovely Smithers is standing, or you can trade it all in for what's in this box.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,552 ✭✭✭EagererBeaver


    corblimey wrote: »
    Now, you can either have the washer and dryer where the lovely Smithers is standing, or you can trade it all in for what's in this box.

    The box, THE BOX!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,475 ✭✭✭corblimey


    Good night, and keep watching the skis. Uh, 'skies'.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,552 ✭✭✭EagererBeaver


    It's 11 o'clock. Do you know where your children are?

    I told you last night, no!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,479 ✭✭✭Comic Book Guy


    I'm pedalling backwards


  • Registered Users Posts: 82 ✭✭budgie412


    It's 11 o'clock. Do you know where you're children are?

    I told you last night, no!

    Where is Bart anyway? His dinner's getting all cold and eaten


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,475 ✭✭✭corblimey


    Marge: Maybe a part-time job is the answer.
    Bart: Oh, Mom, I couldn't ask you to do that. You're already taking care of Maggie and Lisa is such a handful.
    Lisa: She means you should get a job, stupid!
    Bart: (Daniel Stern's voice, a la Wonder Years) Me? Get a job? Were they serious? I didn't realize it at the time, but a little piece of my childhood had slipped away, forever.
    Homer: Bart! What are you staring at?
    Bart: Uh, nothing. (Daniel Stern) He didn't say it, and neither did I, but at that moment, my dad and I were closer than we-
    Homer: Bart! Stop it!


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 16,655 CMod ✭✭✭✭faceman


    Ladies and gentlemen, I've been to Vietnam, Afghanistan, and Iraq, and I can say without hyperbole that this is a million times worse than all of them put together.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,570 ✭✭✭Ulysses Gaze


    Lisa: But it’s not fair. Adults always blame kids for everything.

    Homer: Well if kids are so innocent why is every bad named after them? “Acting childish.” “Kidnapping.” “Child abuse.”

    Bart: What about adultery?

    Homer: Not until you’re older, son.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,475 ✭✭✭corblimey


    Announcer: Welcome back to the final day of this, the 23rd Olympiad, brought to you by Krusty Burger.
    Krusty: You people are pigs! (sobs) I personally am gonna spit in every 50th burger.
    Homer: I like those odds.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,479 ✭✭✭Comic Book Guy


    corblimey wrote: »
    Announcer: Welcome back to the final day of this, the 23rd Olympiad, brought to you by Krusty Burger.
    Krusty: You people are pigs! (sobs) I personally am gonna spit in every 50th burger.
    Homer: I like those odds.

    Carl Lewis I could kiss you!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,475 ✭✭✭corblimey


    The father of the deposed beauty queen, Homer Simpson, filled out the pageant application incorrectly. In the area under 'do not write in this space' he wrote "OK."


  • Registered Users Posts: 454 ✭✭letsseehere14


    Remember you can't spell relaxo without relax.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,865 ✭✭✭fancy pigeon


    "This comic you sold me isn't fantastic four, it's fantastic floor"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,570 ✭✭✭Ulysses Gaze


    Marge: Homer, you didn't tell me Mr. Burns went broke and lost the nuclear power plant!

    Homer: Now I can't remember every little thing that happens in my day.

    Marge: You told me about that candy bar you found three times.

    Bart: You found a candy bar?

    Homer: Oh yes. Gather around, my son, and I shall tell you a tale.

    _______________________________________________________

    [When Homer collapses after Lisa tears up the check and ends up in the hospital]

    Dr. Hibbert: (laughs) Well, that's the first case I've ever seen of a man suffering four simultaneous heart attacks.

    Lisa: I'm sorry, Dad.

    Homer: It's all right. I understand. But we really could've used that $12,000.

    Lisa: (uncomfortably) Um, Dad, 10% of $120 million isn't $12,000... it's...

    (cut to outside the ward)

    Hospital Loudspeaker: Code Blue! Code Blue!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,475 ✭✭✭corblimey


    Bart, you're just like Chilly, the elf who cannot love.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,325 ✭✭✭iLikeWaffles


    It takes two to lie - One to lie and one to listen.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,475 ✭✭✭corblimey


    Homer: I just feel terrible about getting Mr. Smithers fired. That job was all he had. Imagine how you'd feel Marge if you got fired from the... those... things that... you do.
    Bart: Quick Mom, whip up a cake before Dad fires ya!


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  • Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 26,403 Mod ✭✭✭✭Peregrine


    Can't sleep; clown will eat me.
    Can't sleep; clown will eat me.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,475 ✭✭✭corblimey


    20 years ago, we were all wondering Who Shot Mr Burns.

    Hibbert: Well, I couldn't possibly solve this mystery. Can...you? (points at camera. Camera pulls back to reveal that he's pointing at Wiggum)
    Wiggum: Yeah, I'll give it a shot, I mean, you know, it's my job, right?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,941 ✭✭✭✭Realt Dearg Sec


    corblimey wrote: »
    20 years ago, we were all wondering Who Shot Mr Burns.

    Then we found out it was the baby...

    *cough*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,573 ✭✭✭✭ohnonotgmail


    Then we found out it was the baby...

    *cough*


    jeez, spoiler alert.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,475 ✭✭✭corblimey


    Then we found out it was the baby...

    *cough*

    Burns: Officer: arrest the baby!
    Wiggum: Hah. Yeah, right, pops. No jury in the world's going to convict a baby. Mmm...maybe Texas.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,475 ✭✭✭corblimey


    Marge: He's an awful, awful, awful man! I guess if he makes Mom happy, that's all that really matters.
    Homer: That's right, money. Your money's happiness is all that moneys.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,459 ✭✭✭Riddle101


    "I'd like to play me latest chart-topper. It's called "Me Fans Are Stupid Pigs"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,552 ✭✭✭EagererBeaver


    How many roads must a man walk down / Before you can call him a man...

    Seven!

    No, dad, it's a rhetorical question.

    OK, eight!

    Someone else can finish it off...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,475 ✭✭✭corblimey


    Professor Frink, professor Frink
    He'll make you laugh
    He'll make you think
    He likes to run and then the thing with the ...person
    Oh, boy, that monkey is going to pay.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 82 ✭✭budgie412


    Give me all of your balloons! I hope this works...These are for you if you let me use your cherry picker.

    Well, I already have some balloons, but they're not this nice. Deal!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,552 ✭✭✭EagererBeaver


    He can talk, he can talk, he can talk, he can talk...

    I CAN SIIIIIIING!


  • Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 26,403 Mod ✭✭✭✭Peregrine


    He can talk, he can talk, he can talk, he can talk...

    I CAN SIIIIIIING!

    Oh, help me, Dr. Zaius!

    Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius!
    Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius!
    Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius!
    Oh, Dr. Zaius!
    Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius!


  • Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 26,403 Mod ✭✭✭✭Peregrine


    The only danger is if they send us to that terrible planet of the apes. Wait a minute... statue of liberty... that was our planet! You maniacs! You blew it up! Damn you! Damn you all to hell!


  • Registered Users Posts: 6 SanPel2016


    Would you lasso me a banana?
    Now how the hell would I do that?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,459 ✭✭✭Riddle101




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  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 896 Mod ✭✭✭✭Fuzzytrooper


    Peregrine wrote: »
    Oh, help me, Dr. Zaius!

    Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius!
    Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius!
    Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius!
    Oh, Dr. Zaius!
    Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius!

    What's wrong with me?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,475 ✭✭✭corblimey


    Lt.Smash: It's a three-pronged attack. Subliminal, liminal, and superliminal.
    Lisa: Superliminal?
    Lt.Smash: I'll show you. (opens the window, and shouts at Lenny and Carl) Hey, you! Join the Navy!
    Carl: Uh, yeah, all right.
    Lenny: I'm in.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,802 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus


    Ralphie! Get off the stage, sweetheart.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,281 ✭✭✭HalloweenJack




  • Registered Users Posts: 789 ✭✭✭Beanntraigheach


    More testicles means more iron!


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