Weirdest place you have pooped?

13-08-2016 04:33PM #1

I was reading about space travel this morning, and discovered that when Neil Armstrong took that one small step off the Eagle spacecraft, and made that giant leap for mankind, he was wearing an adult nappy.

Strange to think that in those iconic images, these guys are walking around the moon pissing their pants, or worse, soiling themselves.

It really caused me to wonder, where's the strangest place you guys have taken a poop?

minikin · 13-08-2016 04:38PM

In yer oul wan

SimonLynch · 13-08-2016 04:38PM

A tower in Pickering Castle

Barry Badrinath · 13-08-2016 04:44PM

What about you OP?

stimpson · 13-08-2016 04:45PM

In the back of a taxi.

I said "Here's a tip: clean out the back of your cab."

Dirty Dingus McGee · 13-08-2016 04:46PM

Leitrim.

demanufactured · 13-08-2016 04:56PM

I'm the middle of a railway track....
Was walking on it when I was about 12-13....just had to go....happened to have tissue in my pocket which was handy

Widdershins · 13-08-2016 05:01PM

A bucket .

Lisha · 13-08-2016 05:04PM

Labour ward

Alf Stewart. · 13-08-2016 05:12PM

In a phone box on Manly Wharf, on the phone to my mum at home (in Ireland) at the time, It was a fart that escalated much too quickly.

It just happened, and its not something I brag about.

SeantoBarry · 13-08-2016 05:23PM

Pooped?

You mean taken a crap/shìte/dump?

mad muffin · 13-08-2016 05:30PM

Into a cup…

LorMal · 13-08-2016 05:36PM

SeantoBarry wrote: »

Pooped?

You mean taken a crap/shìte/dump?

Everyone under 30 in Ireland only speaks American English. Do the math.

13-08-2016 05:38PM

Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »

What about you OP?

I have never pooped. I live in the internet. We're all really constipated here.

If I had a good story, I'd have told ye!

frag420 · 13-08-2016 05:42PM

On some birds chest...

Rumpy Pumpy · 13-08-2016 05:57PM

Squatting beside an elderly Chinese man in a communal pit toilet in rural China. Got caught very short. The smell in that toilet was like nothing I've encountered before or since.

HalloweenJack · 13-08-2016 05:59PM

In a dark corner of a street in Madrid on a weekday afternoon.

I'd like to say I was too drunk to realise what I was doing but no, I knew exactly what I was doing but was at a point where I just didn't give a crap.

Ronald Wilson Reagan · 13-08-2016 06:08PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nYp3UUeyOg

TheBully · 13-08-2016 06:10PM

At a house party, took butter out of fridge, emptied out tub and dumped in tub, cut block of butter in half, and put top half back on tub.
Then back in the fridge

MilesMorales1 · 13-08-2016 06:12PM

In that public park in Fairview in, 2010 I think? Very late at night mind, about 2 in the morning, I was walking all the way to Malahide from town and I needed to go so bad.

Alf Stewart. · 13-08-2016 06:13PM

TheBully wrote: »

At a house party, took butter out of fridge, emptied out tub and dumped in tub, cut block of butter in half, and put top half back on tub.
Then back in the fridge

How do you know if a bully has been in your fridge?

There'll be shìte marks in the butter tub.

Sir Osis of Liver. · 13-08-2016 06:44PM

Tesco anybody?NSFW

smash · 13-08-2016 06:47PM

Sir Osis of Liver. wrote: »

Tesco anybody?

I didn't need to see that...

Sir Osis of Liver. · 13-08-2016 06:48PM

TheBully wrote: »

At a house party, took butter out of fridge, emptied out tub and dumped in tub, cut block of butter in half, and put top half back on tub.
Then back in the fridge

You are a vile human being.I would hate to know you.

Keane2baMused · 13-08-2016 06:52PM

TheBully wrote: »

At a house party, took butter out of fridge, emptied out tub and dumped in tub, cut block of butter in half, and put top half back on tub.
Then back in the fridge

I hope that's a joke and you're not actually that depraved.

Andrewf20 · 13-08-2016 06:52PM

16,000 ft up Kilimanjaro into a bucket.

andekwarhola · 13-08-2016 07:03PM

TheBully wrote: »

At a house party, took butter out of fridge, emptied out tub and dumped in tub, cut block of butter in half, and put top half back on tub.
Then back in the fridge

Utterly Scutterly?

Captain Chaos · 13-08-2016 07:05PM

Another sh1t thread in AH........

Ted_YNWA · 13-08-2016 07:05PM

andekwarhola wrote: »

Utterly Scutterly?

I can't believe it's not scutter.

Collie D · 13-08-2016 07:09PM

TheBully wrote: »

At a house party, took butter out of fridge, emptied out tub and dumped in tub, cut block of butter in half, and put top half back on tub.
Then back in the fridge

I blame myself for even opening this thread

sjb25 · 13-08-2016 07:14PM

Collie D wrote: »

I blame myself for even opening this thread

+1 it's my own fault

Weirdest place you have pooped?

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